Kids In School

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Alrighty, everyone. Welcome back to another episode of Argue this with Alex the Truck and Troniwani. [00:00:07] Speaker B: Yo. [00:00:08] Speaker A: So this week it's going to be, you know, kids in the school system probably go off the rails again. But whatever. Get into, you know, a little bit of the Carmelo Anthony case, you know, stuff like that. Current laws that we have coming over here, homeschooling and, you know, indoctrination of children. So, you know, I honestly believe that the public school system is a scam at this point. And it, like, the only thing it really provides is child care for eight hours so parents can go to work and, you know, kind of like lets kids, you know, be at the mercy of whatever teachers want to indoctrinate the kids with. [00:01:07] Speaker B: So before we had a public school system, how many people do you think of our population was illiterate and couldn't do math? [00:01:19] Speaker A: I mean, same as today. Zero. [00:01:20] Speaker B: But what they're people are illiterate. [00:01:27] Speaker A: People are very illiterate today. Yeah. Oh, yeah. [00:01:31] Speaker B: No, not in like. [00:01:34] Speaker A: Like there's times where I'll be typing something on my phone and I can't think of the words, so I have to like, you know, break it down in like three words. I'm like, indubitably. I'm like, I don't know what that word means. And I have like, Google it. I don't know what indubly means. And are you over there googling what in doobly means? No food will be ready in about five, 10 minutes. Okay, we're recording. Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought you were done. [00:02:05] Speaker B: So 79% of the US adults are literate right now. That's what the literary. [00:02:13] Speaker A: Okay, so, yeah. Oh, we'll just jump it up to an 80%. Come here, Mo. Yeah, what? What was it back in the day like, you know, if. If a blind. [00:02:27] Speaker B: What are we talking back in the day? Are we talking 1800 Helen Keller days? I don't know when that was. [00:02:35] Speaker A: You have a phone in front of you that can say, hey, when was Helen Keller alive? See, when was Helen Keller alive? You know, this is why, you know, I feel like nothing in the education system has improved. She was born the 1880s to 1968. So the fucking, you know, like, what was the literacy rate in 1900? The go. The global literacy rate was just over 20% in 1900. What was the literacy rate in America in 1900? 89.1%. It's gone down. It's gone down like fucking. It's crashing like the fucking challenger right now. It's bad. We have dumbasses here in the United States of America, and a lot of them are in government. [00:03:41] Speaker B: I can't argue that percentage of literacy rate. [00:03:44] Speaker A: You know, how. Like it says, however, this rate varied by race with a much lower literacy rate among black Americans. Specifically, around 44.5% of blacks and other Americans were illiterate. Yeah. [00:03:58] Speaker B: So thanks for having. Adding that caveat. [00:04:01] Speaker A: So. And I feel like, you know, black literacy has gone up because of schooling. [00:04:10] Speaker B: And stuff, but again, I'll give you. Because of words I. I personally use the overall literacy rate. I will give you that. [00:04:18] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, like, this is 120 years ago, though. So, like, I. I thought. I thought it would be, like, way lower. I'm like, I don't know if it's racist for me to say, but I'm impressed. [00:04:31] Speaker B: But are you impressed because you are into, like, a. Don't take this wrong way, but you're into more of the culture wars of everyone's idiot. Our youth is fucking all idiots and stuff like that or is. [00:04:50] Speaker A: No, I'm impressed because, like, that was like, you know, like slaves. And, like, they didn't want any of the slaves to be able to read. [00:05:01] Speaker B: You know, like, hence why we have Juneteenth. But continue. [00:05:05] Speaker A: Yeah, Juneteenth is coming up. You're in a couple months. [00:05:08] Speaker B: And that Sir Dictator Trump does not recognize anymore. Same as Sir Dictator Trump doesn't recognize black history any month anymore. But continue. [00:05:18] Speaker A: I mean, Morgan Freeman said it the best. It's like, you know, why do you need a Black History month to learn about. To remind you to learn about black history. You know, you can learn about black history in any month. You know, that should just be taught. Like, it should just be history, you know, like, hey, who created peanut butter? Oh, wow. Who created the monkey wrench? Oh, that's why it's called the monkey wrench. [00:05:43] Speaker B: I'm just saying that we had it for a reason, and that's to force people to think about it. [00:05:55] Speaker A: I mean, yeah. Like, never has it been, like, a February. It's like, it's Black History Month that I'm like, let me look up, you know, like, old black guys that, you know, made changes in history. I'm like, I'll be scrolling through, like, my YouTube shorts, and someone will be like, yeah, here's a guy that fucking changed history. You know, it's like, oh, cool. He is black too. [00:06:20] Speaker B: So I personally have mixed feelings about Black History Month and mainly because in some of the schools I went to during Black History Month. Because things were so brought up that. And people were in middle school and like, you know, young, dumb assholes, that it causes more harm than good. [00:06:46] Speaker A: It does. Yeah. [00:06:48] Speaker B: I do think, though, that in academic settings such as high school and higher, I think that is a better way for observation. But I also want to also make it clear that there are a lot of all white schools still in America. Some in California, for example, like NorCal and stuff, some in Royal. [00:07:17] Speaker A: So you don't think there's any black guys at that school? [00:07:19] Speaker B: I've been to two schools where I was the only black guy, the only one that they've ever interacted with. And I've got asked some dumbass questions. And so, yes, that's why I want to point that out. [00:07:34] Speaker A: Well, I'm sure there. There's other black. Like, you know, were you not allowed to go to that school, like, if you had money to go to? [00:07:41] Speaker B: No, it was just. It was a really small town, like, in the. In the whole, like, so they had elementary and middle school in one building and then high school in a separate. [00:07:51] Speaker A: So growing up when I was, like, 18, I. I lived in a little town in California called Placerville. And it was an old mining town that, you know, first started Placer mining, which I don't even know what the fuck that is because, you know, school's a scam. And there was one black guy that lived in town. His name was Corinthian. One of my really good friends, kind of like the fucking, you know, spiritual dude from the boondocks that, you know, really got in touch with its roots. [00:08:27] Speaker B: One black guy. [00:08:28] Speaker A: One black guy. [00:08:29] Speaker B: For how long was there just one black guy in the town? [00:08:32] Speaker A: Like, forever. Like, every time we saw him, we're like one in the ville. And it was only one black guy. Only one black guy. Yes. [00:08:38] Speaker B: That one black guy wasn't there. And we. You didn't have Black History Month then. [00:08:43] Speaker A: But we still had black History. [00:08:44] Speaker B: Wait, I'm just pointing this out. If you didn't have him and you didn't have Black History Month, then that your only exposure, that town's only exposure would have been what they saw on MTV or the news or stuff like that, which is. Doesn't necessarily put. Put. [00:09:04] Speaker A: It gets worse. [00:09:05] Speaker B: It gets worse. [00:09:06] Speaker A: It gets worse. So in the middle of downtown, it was a main street, you know, downtown. In the middle of it, from one of the windows, was a mannequin of a dude hanging. And they would switch it out between a black guy and a Mexican. [00:09:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:25] Speaker A: So just to, you know, put a picture of what the fucking town was. You know, there was like a black guy or a Mexican hanging from the fucking noose, you know, in the middle of downtown. And no one there was racist. No one ever said, you know, boo to fucking, you know, Corinthian. And like, we're all friends, you know, it's just there wasn't a whole lot of, you know, black people out there. There. There's in fact one black people out there. [00:09:58] Speaker B: I don't understand how that story helps with, like, I said, it gets work history month. [00:10:04] Speaker A: I said, it gets worse, you know, but yeah, we learned about black history and we're like, yeah, no, it's cool. And we all listen to rap, so we were like, you know, the kids that listen to rap were like, the black kids. Yeah. [00:10:21] Speaker B: Malibu west, water, baby. [00:10:23] Speaker A: Anyways, you know, like, like, yeah, we. We like watch like, like, don't be a menace. And like, that's what black people are. [00:10:31] Speaker B: Like, which is what I'm talking about. [00:10:36] Speaker A: No, like, that's why we need school. I mean, not at all. [00:10:41] Speaker B: But I also think in school you should. At younger age, you should be taught, what's it called? A foreign language. Not at the older age that you're required to because it's much easier to learn for a different language. [00:10:53] Speaker A: Who is that? Cartoon bear that like, taught like languages to kids, like Mumsy or something like that. [00:11:01] Speaker B: I don't know who you're talking about. [00:11:02] Speaker A: What are you. You are definitely around during this. There's commercials on the TV all the time. [00:11:09] Speaker B: I have no clue what you're talking about. [00:11:10] Speaker A: Dude, Cartoon bear that taught languages in the 90s. Muzzy. Fucking. [00:11:19] Speaker B: It was like, I've never seen this. [00:11:21] Speaker A: You've never seen this? [00:11:23] Speaker B: Yeah, I have no clue what you're talking about. [00:11:25] Speaker A: This is crazy, you know? Yeah, it was a fucking. [00:11:30] Speaker B: And I remember old cartoons like Wacky Racers that no one would ever know about. [00:11:36] Speaker A: Yeah, no, it was like a straight up, like, remember, you know, it was straight up, like a, you know, whole ass commercial that, you know. Oh, this is a fucking updated one. Holy shit. Like, yeah, the way, like, I remember the whole commercial, it was. It was like a kid sitting in front of a tv. Like, the big ass fucking tv. [00:12:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:12:04] Speaker A: You know, it's like, now your kids can learn French and the kid would be like, you know, allez vous francais. [00:12:11] Speaker B: You know, but even if you like that stuff, your God Emperor Trump's taking away Sesame street and taking away should of teaching kids that on tv. [00:12:22] Speaker A: I mean, fucking, you shouldn't be, you know, sitting your kids in front of a TV and giving in an iPad, you know, and just be like, have fun Internet raising my kid. [00:12:31] Speaker B: How are you pro. Whatever that was. But they're going to be like, against Sesame Street. [00:12:40] Speaker A: I mean, I don't think he's taking away Sesame street from other countries. [00:12:46] Speaker B: Yes. [00:12:46] Speaker A: Yeah, fuck that. No, don't get. Don't pay $3 million or whatever it was to give, you know, children, Iraq, fucking Sesame Street. [00:12:56] Speaker B: Why? [00:12:57] Speaker A: Because that's our money. Like, if. If a millionaire wants to pay, you know, their $3 million so children in Iraq could have Sesame Street, I'm all for it. If they want to start a GoFundMe for it and have a bunch of people that want that to happen, they could easily fucking make that happen, no problem whatsoever. But, you know, to force me to be like, hey, you know, go pay for Sesame street. Where they could easily just fucking translate it and be like, hey, here you go. Here's old episodes of Sesame Street. Here's Snuffleupagus. Oh, look, the adults don't see it until this one fucking episode. [00:13:37] Speaker B: What is the US Military budget? [00:13:41] Speaker A: It's probably like a few trillion. [00:13:44] Speaker B: You're you vastly overestimated now. That's really sad, but I love it. [00:13:49] Speaker A: If there's more, why, let's go take over the entire world. [00:13:54] Speaker B: 820 billion is 13% of our federal spending. So, like, if we only took 1% of that, we could not only provide, what's it called, Schools and better schools and stuff, but we could also give out that soft power of mil of us taking over the world and, you know, promote Sesame street and give aid and stuff like that from that one person of that. [00:14:26] Speaker A: Yeah, people over there don't have power. Do you think they're going to be watching Sesame Street? Especially when we're shelling their houses. [00:14:33] Speaker B: Let's give them power. Or let's give them power. Ancestry street and stop. Shelley. Their houses. [00:14:41] Speaker A: Terrorists over there. [00:14:47] Speaker B: Over where? [00:14:48] Speaker A: Iran. [00:14:51] Speaker B: Okay? [00:14:53] Speaker A: So, yeah, don't give them fucking Sesame Street. Let the, you know, be like, hey, give them, like, old episodes of Sesame street and be like, hey, here you go. Fucking make that for your own people. Like. Or you can fucking start a GoFundMe. Like, how much was it? $3 million. I feel like that's an easy thing to fucking come up with. You know, all you have to do is have, you know, 1% of America. 1%. The 1% of, you know, everyone in America. [00:15:29] Speaker B: I thought you didn't want to pay More taxes, right? Nope. [00:15:31] Speaker A: But Hear me out. 1% of America gives $1. It's funded immediately. [00:15:38] Speaker B: Okay, now back to this. That you don't want to pay more taxes, right? So if you look at that as a $1 tax, right? Or, or if you look at that Same mindset, what's 1% of 820 billion? [00:15:55] Speaker A: I'm all for the military. I love the military. Military is great. I'm a big supporter. [00:16:00] Speaker B: I am a big supporter of the military too. But I don't think that we need two billion dollar fucking jets. [00:16:07] Speaker A: Shut up and take my money. Fucking be cool as fuck. Go over there with night vision and fucking kill them. Terry's. [00:16:15] Speaker B: I don't. What do you. What makes a terrorist? [00:16:20] Speaker A: Someone that the government doesn't like. And that's it, that's. That's all it takes. The government doesn't like you. Terrorist. Am I wrong here? [00:16:32] Speaker B: Yes. Because by those means your God emperor could go ahead and deem all Democrats. Terrorists. [00:16:39] Speaker A: Terrorists. I would agree. I know you're like, I, I hate all of this. This is burning my soul. But it's like, yes, I would say that Jared Polis should be in jail. I would say that Tom Sullivan should be in jail. I don't think that they should be killed. But yeah, you should go in and arrest them. [00:17:05] Speaker B: What about your God emperor that was legitly convicted of crime? [00:17:09] Speaker A: He was never convicted. Why is never convicted? What. What about your other fucking president's son that fucking was caught with red handed. [00:17:26] Speaker B: With photos, Bro, before you go any further, Obama should be in jail for war crimes. So should Bush. So there you go. Just want to let you know, I'm. [00:17:37] Speaker A: Sure everyone should be in jail for war crimes. [00:17:40] Speaker B: I don't have a person that I'm like, oh, all hell where y'all do with Trump? Even, even Bernie has made some terrible choices in some of the stuff that he's done. Aoc. I don't know enough, but I'm pretty sure at some point she's made a bad decision. [00:18:01] Speaker A: Yeah, like probably fucking, you know, gave someone two pumps of espresso instead of one like they asked for. [00:18:09] Speaker B: Okay. [00:18:09] Speaker A: She was a barista before. [00:18:11] Speaker B: I know what's. I don't, I don't understand how that's a burn. I thought, I thought y'all are working class. I thought you love working class. [00:18:19] Speaker A: She gave someone too much espresso. That's. That gives them jitters. Could have given him a heart attack. What if she unexpectedly fucking killed somebody? [00:18:30] Speaker B: Are you also blaming the McDonald's employee who put fries in the bag and the guy who got a heart attack from that that they are responsible. [00:18:39] Speaker A: Yeah, I say anybody that puts fentanyl in their fucking drugs, you know is guilty of murder. [00:18:44] Speaker B: What do you mean fentanyl? How do we get fries in the back of fentanyl? First, that is a wild job. Second. Second. [00:18:52] Speaker A: Anybody that deals meth and their fucking person dies. [00:18:55] Speaker B: They should be second when we're talking fentanyl. Now just remember Americans are the ones who smuggled the the most into the U.S. typically white Americans smuggle the most in the U.S. you know why? Cuz white Americans typically don't get stopped. You know also what got smuggled in a lot be by white Americans Cocaine. [00:19:20] Speaker A: By the CIA, the Alphabet Agency. [00:19:30] Speaker B: I don't know how it that is considered a win. I agree with you that the CIA is evil. I agree with you that the FBI is evil. I disagree with you because I think the cops are evil. All of those are descendants of slave catchers and the all that needs to be torn down and reformed same as jail. But continue. I just pointed out the CIA and al is not win that you think when it comes to me. [00:20:01] Speaker A: But no, the the CIA brought in cocaine because they figured out that they can, you know, turn it into crack. And you know, their test groups are like oh yeah, black people really love this. It's like everyone really loves this. It's cocaine. It's great. You know, as someone that used to do cocaine, I'm like yeah, cocaine is great. [00:20:21] Speaker B: But they also did that to fund their legal operations. [00:20:26] Speaker A: Their legal operations illegal. Okay. I was about to say I'm like yeah, no, it's a great way to fucking do it because guess what? I'm not paying for it. The taxpayer ain't paying for it. The fucking drug addict. [00:20:37] Speaker B: You're pro that hold. Wait, are you pro CIA or against CIA? [00:20:41] Speaker A: Oh my kids, the CIA. [00:20:42] Speaker B: But you're pro their method. [00:20:44] Speaker A: Pro their method. Yeah, it's a great method. [00:20:46] Speaker B: Oh my God. Okay, so here is by auto exasperation is might be caught differently that check it out. So I think that knowledge gate like knowledge we already have we might as well use I don't think ethically the knowledge we. I don't agree with ethics of how we gain the some of that knowledge ae Japan and the Nazis and slave catchers and how we just how we learned a lot in different ways. And I disagree with the methods of that. But I would still agree with. [00:21:32] Speaker A: I think the ends justify the means. What the the ends justify the means. I was like, you know, like, what about. [00:21:42] Speaker B: So are you okay with just burning the populations? Because we need population control right now. [00:21:49] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:21:50] Speaker B: No. [00:21:51] Speaker A: Thanos, snap it all the way. My name is in the bucket. Are we literally doing random, random? I'm 100% for this. If Trump dies, I'm fine with it. If I die, I'm fine with it. You know, if, like, I survive and Trump survives, it's like, you know, maybe it's rigged. Maybe it's like, oh, all the Republicans died. Like, I. I guarantee you, like, the next time a Democrat gets in the presidency, like, Republicans are going to be named as, like, a terrorist group. It's going to be hilarious. [00:22:26] Speaker B: How are you going to. Why do you say that? [00:22:34] Speaker A: Because of the way that the media has portrayed all Republicans as racist, misogynistic, you know, terrible pieces of shit. [00:22:48] Speaker B: And, you know, we're all considered the media. [00:22:52] Speaker A: What do I consider the media? Fucking any, you know, channel that is, you know, ran by some shadow organization. Fox, abc, cnn, NBC. [00:23:05] Speaker B: But. So you're saying Fox? [00:23:08] Speaker A: Yes, even Fox. Even my right wing, you know, they'll be like, you know, hey, we're under attack, and they think we're all terrorists, and we're not terrorists. We're good guys, you know, just trying to save the country. Yeah, like, everyone's gonna bring it up. Every, you know, media outlet is. Is evil. And you do not hate the media enough. [00:23:41] Speaker B: All right, I can't argue with you. [00:23:43] Speaker A: Yeah, the mainstream media is goddamn evil, both sides. And it's propaganda. It's propaganda machine. [00:23:52] Speaker B: But isn't all. Everything propaganda? [00:23:55] Speaker A: Yeah, that. That, That's. That gets me to my next point, you know, like, you know, how early does the propaganda start? You know, do kids, you know, get propagandized? [00:24:10] Speaker B: Yeah, with Pledge of Allegiance. [00:24:12] Speaker A: They took that away. I'm sure you were in school when it got taken away. [00:24:16] Speaker B: No, I had to say that. [00:24:18] Speaker A: Throughout your entire school? [00:24:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:24:21] Speaker A: Wait, how old are you? [00:24:24] Speaker B: 40. [00:24:29] Speaker A: I remember being in school when, you know, I had to do it. You know, I pledge allegiance to the flag, you know, the whole thing. And then, like, one day just, you know, I'm getting ready to stand up and do, like. We're not doing that no more. [00:24:44] Speaker B: No, it was like, all right, so. [00:24:48] Speaker A: I now have to. Now have to Google this. You know, when did the Pledge of Allegiance go away? When did the Pledge of Allegiance go away? What year did the schools. God, my school still says the Pledge of Allegiance every morning. [00:25:21] Speaker B: See, because that. [00:25:23] Speaker A: That's crazy. [00:25:24] Speaker B: From what I remember is. All right, so you Said it in elementary school, middle school, in high school. You didn't say it anymore? [00:25:32] Speaker A: No, in elementary school, like, I. I remember, like, I would. I went to school in, like, Sassoon, and, you know, I was a kid, and then just, like, one day, you know, out of, you know, left field, we just stopped saying it one day. And they're like, it's because somebody sued and, you know, we're not allowed to say it no more. I'm like, I loved this. You know, and that. That was good indoctrination. [00:26:04] Speaker B: It was. There is no such thing as good indoctrination. [00:26:07] Speaker A: It was good indoctrination. [00:26:08] Speaker B: So what's the difference of that in the Chinese indoctrination? Tell me. [00:26:11] Speaker A: Well, they live in China, so they get to be. [00:26:14] Speaker B: So because they live in a different place geologically, they should love their country. [00:26:20] Speaker A: Yes. If you are born in China, you should love China. If you're born in America, you should love America. I mean, if you're born anywhere, you should also love America because it's awesome over here. [00:26:32] Speaker B: I don't think you should blindly love a country. [00:26:35] Speaker A: I should what? [00:26:37] Speaker B: I don't think you should blindly love a country. I think part of loving your country is also being able. Critique. Critique your country and work to make it better. [00:26:47] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what we're doing. We're critiquing our country. But there's no. [00:26:52] Speaker B: Y'all are shutting down critiques of your country and shipping them off because they disagree and they support a different country. [00:27:00] Speaker A: I mean, it would be hilarious if in, like, Trump's, like, last year, he's like, we're going to ship off all the Democrats. We figured it out, and, like, every Democrat gets arrested and just shipped off to, like, you know, Venezuela because he forgot that it was El Salvador. [00:27:15] Speaker B: Let's talk about this real quick. You don't think Trump right now is putting us in constitutional crisis. [00:27:22] Speaker A: No. [00:27:22] Speaker B: When he is defying a unanimous decision from the Supreme Court. [00:27:29] Speaker A: Yeah. The courts are a bunch of dorks. [00:27:31] Speaker B: Okay, what about the. Our. [00:27:34] Speaker A: If you were. [00:27:35] Speaker B: What about your theory of system of checks and balances? [00:27:39] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean. [00:27:40] Speaker B: I mean, I thought you believe in America. So, like, what happens with. [00:27:44] Speaker A: I believe in Trump's America, but that doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. I don't believe in Trump's America. [00:27:51] Speaker B: So you. This is what happened with Hitler. I say Trump's Hitler, but this is how it starts. [00:28:00] Speaker A: I mean, but Trump isn't taking away my guns. Hitler wanted to take away guns. Limit free speech. Trump is sitting here, you know, like, yeah, we're gonna give everyone their guns and, like, make. We're gonna disassemble the NFA and, you know, all kinds of. And he's actually taking steps to do so, you know, break it, rebuild it stronger. [00:28:23] Speaker B: And so as long as you are. You have your guns and you currently are financially okay, then you're good. Yeah, it doesn't matter. [00:28:37] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, like, I plan. [00:28:39] Speaker B: Fuck everyone else in the world. [00:28:40] Speaker A: I plan to buy a fucking travel trailer. That way if shit hits a fan, I can just hop in my travel trailer, you know, hook it up from my truck and take it the fuck on out of here. So go live out in the woods. [00:28:55] Speaker B: Do you have any good opinion of the use for government? [00:29:04] Speaker A: Yeah, fucking, you know, taking terrorists the fuck out of the country. [00:29:10] Speaker B: So basically, the government is just. [00:29:13] Speaker A: The government should make, you know, big decisions based on what the majority of the people want. Spock said it best. The fucking needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. [00:29:24] Speaker B: But when the country is split so evenly where 4% makes a difference, how is that the needs of the many when it's only 4%? [00:29:39] Speaker A: How about this? Make a left and right side of the, you know, America, and all the lefties moved over to the left side and all the right wing move over to the right side. Boom. Split down the middle. There we go, two Americas. [00:29:51] Speaker B: So we're going against the Constitution again and breaking America. [00:29:56] Speaker A: Yeah, let's break all the Constitution. Why not make a new America? I mean, am I wrong here? Guess what? You know, each, you know, each extreme, you know, fucking Democrats and Republicans get to, you know, have their fucking country and, you know, just build a wall right down the middle and just be like, okay, if you want to come. [00:30:18] Speaker B: Over first, we don't need to build a wall. So this scenario, there's no need for a wall. Continue. [00:30:25] Speaker A: I mean, you know what? [00:30:26] Speaker B: Why is there a need for the wall? [00:30:28] Speaker A: I mean, why did Berlin need one? [00:30:30] Speaker B: Berlin didn't need one. That's why it came down. [00:30:33] Speaker A: But, you know, here's the thing. You know, you build the wall, why. [00:30:36] Speaker B: Do we need a wall? [00:30:38] Speaker A: That way we can, you know, know the differences and, you know, everyone in, like, the left side, like, the right side's having fun, having barbecues with titties out and shooting guns, man. I want to be on the right side and they'll be jumping the, you know, wall to come over to our side, which is awesome. And, you know, all the, you know, liberals on, you know, on California side Will just be like, yeah, okay, we're going to, you know, teach your children today how to give a hand job. [00:31:10] Speaker B: I don't think that's how it's going to go. First. Second of all, again, we don't need a wall. Third, I. If we split the country, how are we splitting economics? How are we splitting the nukes? How are you splitting the military? Military how? [00:31:28] Speaker A: Like, the military only comes over to our side. [00:31:30] Speaker B: What is your plan for this? [00:31:32] Speaker A: You know, so pretty much the left side becomes like Canada. We'll give them like two planes and a horse and we just promise not to attack them. [00:31:47] Speaker B: How is that equitable? [00:31:50] Speaker A: I mean, they have the avocados, so. [00:31:53] Speaker B: I don't think that. [00:31:54] Speaker A: And they have the almond. And like, they have California. [00:31:57] Speaker B: And like California, you know, like I said in the past episode, we can't grow just avocados like that. Yes, we have some avocados, but. [00:32:07] Speaker A: But like, pretty much like, you know, we like split the farmland. You know, each one gets a coast. You know, we, we get stuck with Florida. You know, like, like you just like go. Like, we'd cut out Colorado to the left side and like, the right side would take Texas. And you know, whoever wants to move gets to move. You know, kind of like a fucking wife swap. But you get to just like do a house. [00:32:31] Speaker B: Would Austin, Texas become a. [00:32:34] Speaker A: No, they just kick all the Californians out of Austin, Texas. [00:32:39] Speaker B: So Austin isn't weird anymore. [00:32:41] Speaker A: Yeah, just kick all the homeless and. [00:32:43] Speaker B: You know, and then like, which part would Republicans then make weed legal or. [00:32:51] Speaker A: No weed would be illegal. [00:32:55] Speaker B: So how are you partying over there? [00:32:57] Speaker A: Drinking, Drinking full on Budweisers. No bud lights over here. [00:33:03] Speaker B: Your answer? Lots of booze. [00:33:08] Speaker A: I mean, am I wrong? No fucking. Some whiskey over here? Hell yeah, dude. [00:33:14] Speaker B: No, you're not wrong. [00:33:16] Speaker A: You know, like that it sounds like a good ass time and we all could get to work. And then everyone on the left is like, okay, we're gonna, you know, what about America territories? [00:33:28] Speaker B: Who's getting what? [00:33:29] Speaker A: We're taking all the territories. Like, they can have Hawaii again. [00:33:34] Speaker B: How is this equitable? [00:33:36] Speaker A: Well, see, it would just be an experiment and it'd go on for like five years. [00:33:40] Speaker B: And then America in itself, it was an experiment. We're failing right now, but we worry. We are experiment. [00:33:48] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, like, I, I feel like everyone should have to get like a tattoo. Like they should decide, you know, what they want to believe in. And it's like, you get a D or an R. No, we, we, we. [00:33:59] Speaker B: Are not tattooing numbers. And stuff back. Like Nazis. [00:34:04] Speaker A: No, no, like, you know, you just get to choose a side. [00:34:11] Speaker B: No, it. [00:34:12] Speaker A: It'll be like a girl with a dragon tattoo, and she just goes around, like, tattooing Trump on people, like, right across their forehead. Trump. I don't know if you got that reference at all. [00:34:27] Speaker B: You need. [00:34:27] Speaker A: It's a terrible reference. Yeah, I. But. But the fact of the matter is, you see, like, the left, you know, screaming on the street, you know, demanding people to be killed. [00:34:42] Speaker B: Well, left is demanding people to be killed. [00:34:46] Speaker A: I mean, watch any protest, you know, left wing protest. Oh, and Tifa immediately. You know, Starbucks windows don't stand a chance. [00:35:04] Speaker B: Yeah, because we're talking. That's property damage, not killing people. You know who has killed people in a protest? The right. Kyle Rittenhouse is one. [00:35:15] Speaker A: He was about to be killed by someone on the left that was coming after him. He. He retreated and got found innocent. [00:35:24] Speaker B: I didn't say he was guilty, did I? I just stated the fact that he killed people. [00:35:30] Speaker A: But the left was coming to kill him. A child. The left was getting ready to kill a child. And if he did not have a rifle on him, he would have died. And then I don't think it could. [00:35:44] Speaker B: Improve the intent that they were going to kill him, because then. Then in all fights, every fight, it's with the attention of killing someone. And I don't think every fight is with the attention of killing someone. [00:35:59] Speaker A: Okay, so let. Let. Let's go on to, you know, one of my topics on this episode, Carmelo Anthony. Like, are you. Are you familiar with this case? [00:36:08] Speaker B: Nope. [00:36:09] Speaker A: So it's the kid at the track meet that stabbed the white guy. There's no way you give me. [00:36:18] Speaker B: I literally have no clue about this. [00:36:21] Speaker A: Okay, so down in Texas a few weeks ago. Go ahead and, you know, look it up. It's like the hottest self defense case right now. It's crazy, but there was a. A track meet, like in the middle of the day for, you know, a bunch of schools, and they had a rain delay. So there was, like a bunch of, you know, these teams and a visiting team, you know, set up a tent, like, you know, a canopy tent to, you know, kind of be underneath to, you know, wait out the rain. And they had chairs. And a student from another school came and sat in that tent, and he's like, hey, but this isn't your tent. This isn't your area. You can't be in here. And he, you know, started to lead him out, and he pulls, you know, his bag, reaches in his bag and it's like, touch me and see what happens. And he's like, dude, you gotta fucking go. And then he pulls out a knife and stabs him in the heart and then runs away and tries to ditch his knife. And you know, the fucking kid dies. Both 17 years old. [00:37:33] Speaker B: Okay? [00:37:35] Speaker A: So you know that. And now everyone's defending him. He got out on bail and you know, it's a clear cut case of, you know, just stupidity on both sides. [00:37:48] Speaker B: Uh huh. [00:37:49] Speaker A: But it's the left that is defending him a murderer. [00:37:56] Speaker B: So just being clear, I don't agree with that. And yeah, so I don't understand where the state where this is going with the left. Because just because I align with the left doesn't mean that I have to follow him blindly. [00:38:18] Speaker A: Yeah, and so you are like, like, like you're not someone that blindly follows, you know, any ideology and you think for yourself. You're a critical thinker. And this is why we can have, you know, reasonable conversations without screaming or yelling or anything. Just a whole lot of fucking face palming, which is my favorite part, because. [00:38:41] Speaker B: You'Re wrong a lot. But continue. [00:38:43] Speaker A: It's fine. [00:38:45] Speaker B: Okay, hold it, let me rephrase that. Socially you're wrong a lot. [00:38:49] Speaker A: Oh yeah, no, I'll agree there. Like I do say some fucking wild shit and sometimes I say it, you know, just to get a reaction, just to see what happens. But yeah, yeah, like pretty much, you know, it's like the left wing, you know, killing, you know, the left wing, really, like, you know, the boy's father, let's see, Carmelo Anthony. [00:39:18] Speaker B: Check it out. So I don't. God damn it starts with a kid. [00:39:23] Speaker A: I know I spoke it in. [00:39:25] Speaker B: So check it out with. I don't have a real. I agree with the left on this. Whereas in that one case where dude choked out other dude on subway and got let go. I do agree with the left on that. So I just wanted to point out that there is context and whatnot in this because as far as I am aware, this is pretty much a clear cut case where as in the subway incident, there's no reason for that guy to choke the other guy out and killed him. In the very minimum, he should have been charged with manslaughter and guilty of manslaughter. [00:40:11] Speaker A: I'm pretty sure that guy, the one guy choked out was going crazy. [00:40:17] Speaker B: He, he was making verbal threats. Yes. [00:40:20] Speaker A: And so he stopped him and it's like, you know, oh, you died. [00:40:24] Speaker B: No, this is where I, Like I said, I disagree. I agree. [00:40:28] Speaker A: I mean it wasn't a Derek Chavin, you know, incident at all. [00:40:36] Speaker B: What do you mean? [00:40:37] Speaker A: Like George Floyd, you know, that is. [00:40:39] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:40:40] Speaker A: Where he like, you know, went on his neck and, you know, killed him and then Derek Chauvin, you know, goes to, you know, prison. You know this. [00:40:49] Speaker B: Yeah, it's worse because that dude was a civilian and he should have the authority to take someone's life. Where as in, in America we've given the police the authority to take people's lives. Just being transparent with that statement too. [00:41:03] Speaker A: But yeah, you just kind of. [00:41:04] Speaker B: Yes, he did not have the right to do that. [00:41:07] Speaker A: I mean, he was like a fucking troublemaking crackhead. Yeah, go ahead and kill him. [00:41:11] Speaker B: No. [00:41:14] Speaker A: See, like, this is where like, you know, you'll never agree with me and that's fine. Like I see, you know, like if you're, you know, homeless and addicted to drugs and you refuse to get any help and you want to go out and cause trouble, you know, sometimes fuck around, find out and shit hits a fan and shit finds you and sometimes you won't make it through property crime. [00:41:39] Speaker B: And just yelling does not give a right for taking. [00:41:46] Speaker A: But if there's a police officer there, the police officer just shot him to death and never made the news socially. [00:41:53] Speaker B: That is, should it have the right as well? But we decided to give them the right to do that. But again, we shouldn't have. Like that shouldn't be the thing if someone's having a mental. The only time you should take someone's life is if you're trying to prevent a death or if you're protecting yourself. [00:42:16] Speaker A: I mean, he just choked him out. Like he was just, you know, put him in the sleeper, you know. And then, you know, that guy just, you know, couldn't handle that somehow he. [00:42:27] Speaker B: Just stopped breathing and couldn't like continue taking it all oxygen to keep life. [00:42:32] Speaker A: Yeah, but other guy, skill issue. [00:42:35] Speaker B: I know, skill based issue. Damn. Shouldn't have rolled that 91. Should have rolled a 20 to roll out of that. [00:42:46] Speaker A: But yeah, I mean, it, it's just this whole thing, it's like, you know, everyone gets, you know, fed these little stories, like these little snippets out of, you know, human history in America of like, oh, look at this, oh, look at this, oh, look at this. And then there's, you know, other stories that happen that never even make any sort of news. [00:43:10] Speaker B: Like, like again, as long as it's not like personal property crime. I'm. I'm pro property crime. For, against. [00:43:21] Speaker A: Then why the fuck would they ever come to your town? Why the fuck would they ever enrich it? Why would they ever send a truck, you know, filled with food, you know, to your small little fucking shit down if you're gonna. [00:43:32] Speaker B: If you're ethically helping the town. Yeah, let's do that. But if. [00:43:37] Speaker A: But then people will come in and fucking rob that truck. Like a FedEx truck will be, you know, coming through and, you know, dudes from Chicago come and rob that shit, you know, take everything from it. It's like, okay, well, guess what? Now we're not going to send any more trucks your way. You know, like, that should just be, you know, what it is. It's like, yeah, we'll fucking lose all the business from over there, and you won't have anything to show for it. So it's like, oh, shit, now none of my, you know, things are coming through like it should be like, have you ever seen Fuck Full Metal Jacket? [00:44:15] Speaker B: Yes. [00:44:16] Speaker A: So, you know, like, the beginning of it where they beat the. Out of private pile because he was around and making their lives all more difficult. Like, that's how it should, you know. [00:44:31] Speaker B: Be, you know, it didn't work out very well for Kyle or for the sergeant. Right. [00:44:39] Speaker A: Yeah. But, you know, everyone else got to live a much happier life, I don't think. [00:44:45] Speaker B: Everyone lived a budget. Everyone else, I don't think. [00:44:50] Speaker A: Well, I mean, after they, you know, go to Vietnam. Yes, it. [00:44:53] Speaker B: I wanted to point that out, but. [00:44:56] Speaker A: You know, like, since, you know, like, if he didn't go crazy and fucking, you know, get a gun, which he was not allowed to have ammo with his gun in the barracks, you know, let that be pointed out. [00:45:13] Speaker B: So you should have followed the rules. [00:45:14] Speaker A: Should have followed the rules. [00:45:15] Speaker B: The other guy should have. Should have still beat him up, even. [00:45:18] Speaker A: Though they were right on that. They were 100 right on that. So, yeah. [00:45:21] Speaker B: So what's it right to follow the rules and wrong to follow the rules? Now that we're on the subject, please tell me. Be the dictator of the rules. Go. [00:45:29] Speaker A: I love being the dictator of the rules. So, you know, go ahead and follow the rules on your daily basis, but if somebody else is making life harder for everyone else, go ahead and beat the shit out of that one person and make them fall in line. [00:45:42] Speaker B: So if you get cut off, you should beat up that person. [00:45:47] Speaker A: If they're making life harder for everybody. [00:45:49] Speaker B: Else, like, oh, because they cut off, you now are breaking. And then they cut, like, you know, those people who are all the way the left lane and then decide at the last minute to exit and cut all the way across if you're. [00:46:03] Speaker A: Okay. Let me put it this way. If you're a truck and you fucking roll your truck down the highway and stop, you know, traffic on I25, you know, back it up for like 10 hours. Yeah. Somebody should be able to come up and beat the out of you. What? [00:46:17] Speaker B: What? [00:46:18] Speaker A: Yeah, somebody should be able to come up and beat the out of you. If you're not already dead. [00:46:22] Speaker B: Out of all, you know, all the different things that could happen on the road. All the random things. [00:46:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:46:30] Speaker B: Even things not your fault. [00:46:32] Speaker A: I, I've been a trucker for 10 years. [00:46:33] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:46:34] Speaker A: And when I, I, when I crashed, I had the decency to crash off the road. Didn't even stop traffic even for a little bit. Didn't even slow down. Kept on going, flying through, no issues. [00:46:49] Speaker B: This is a face palm moment. [00:46:50] Speaker A: I know. [00:46:51] Speaker B: I don't know what to say or do. [00:46:53] Speaker A: These are my favorites. [00:46:54] Speaker B: Because you're wrong. You're, you're. Your lived experience isn't everyone's reality. And that's not a thing. Like what? All right, here's a better question then better example. [00:47:12] Speaker A: Uhhuh. Yeah. [00:47:14] Speaker B: Person who gets hit by a biker, who gets hit by a car. And now there's the ambulance. Car took off, hit and run. Can't find the car. [00:47:26] Speaker A: Go kill the car. Go find the car. Go beat him up. He's up your morning, you know. Oh, boss, I'm late to work because some decided to hit a biker. Poor biker. But that, that hit the biker. Yeah, you should find him, beat his ass. [00:47:42] Speaker B: Now let's reverse it. A biker cuts off car. Car hits the biker. [00:47:47] Speaker A: Still good. [00:47:48] Speaker B: Biker said car still. [00:47:52] Speaker A: Congratulations. You fucked around, found out you earned your Darwin award. Congratulations. My new favorite meat. [00:47:58] Speaker B: Crayon biker survives ambulance cubs. [00:48:04] Speaker A: And then beat him up in the fucking ambulance. Like I don't know how. Like, this is hard. [00:48:10] Speaker B: It is very hard. So anyone who does anything wrong should just get beat up. [00:48:17] Speaker A: Anybody that did something wrong that affects the, you know, more than a hundred people. Yeah, they should get beat up. [00:48:23] Speaker B: More than a hundred. [00:48:24] Speaker A: More than 100. Yeah. Like, like the dude that brought bombs on his shoes on the plane. Yeah, I believe that you should get his ass beat every day. [00:48:34] Speaker B: So subway dude was interrupted. More than 100 people. [00:48:39] Speaker A: Well, he just got choked out, but yeah, I'm sure he's, you know, disrupted more than 100 people in his life. Yeah, easily. [00:48:47] Speaker B: So now it's a cumulative. And not just. [00:48:50] Speaker A: Oh yeah, yeah, it's the same thing with road, you know, it's like, you weren't fucking up my day, and now you're fucking up my day. [00:48:56] Speaker B: I feel like we're in that was it Orville episode where they had the social counter and stuff. [00:49:03] Speaker A: My Mine would be like, that fucking female trucker. Yeah. I'd be like, negative. I'm like, how low can it go? [00:49:12] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So just say, like, so now we're going back to the communists and Chinese and social credit score. And so now you want are you approach. I did. We just do a full circle and you're back to be pro China. [00:49:29] Speaker A: I never said I was against China. [00:49:31] Speaker B: Yeah, you did. You said, fuck China. [00:49:33] Speaker A: I said, fuck China for American, you know, help. And I said, fuck, you know, Iran, you know, but it's like, you know, China kind of runs things. Smart. Good for you. China. China. But, you know, fuck you for, you know, trying to, you know, get one over on my boy Donny Trump. [00:49:55] Speaker B: What are you talking about? Trump is the one who did this and is hurting himself. He's like, why did you shoot me? Why did you let me shoot myself? Like, what? [00:50:08] Speaker A: And this is my, my favorite part about, like, the left side is like, they, they see the meme of the dude, like, sticking a stick in his, you know, front spoke. He's like, china. He's like, tariffs. He has a stick. He's like, yeah, China, why did you do this? [00:50:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:50:29] Speaker A: Like, one of my favorite memes is like, the dude shooting himself in the chair. And, you know, it's like, leftists in the chair and leftists have the gun. And it's like, why would Trump do this? And it's like, no, left is. You're kind of screwing yourselves over at times. [00:50:49] Speaker B: You know, Trump has screwed himself over over the tariffs. [00:50:53] Speaker A: Nah, I want to see how it all shakes out. Like, I, I want to, I want to watch the rest of the movie. [00:51:00] Speaker B: I don't want it to end badly. I, I, what, What good it happened? [00:51:08] Speaker A: Ah, you've already died once, you know. You know, if a bunch of fucking, like, Russian and Chinese nukes come, I'm like, ah, they got us GGs. [00:51:20] Speaker B: I want my kid to have a, a chance. I don't want them to have a fallout chance, but I want them to have, like, avoid the nukes. [00:51:32] Speaker A: Yeah, no one's hitting where your kid is. I'm not saying we're depends on the time of year. Not saying where they're at for reason. [00:51:43] Speaker B: I know, as I said, depending on the time of year, though, but, yeah. [00:51:46] Speaker A: I mean, yeah, like, people, like, vastly overestimate, like, what nukes can do. And, like, what if the nukes expire? Like. Like, they shoot, like, a nuke, and it's just like, an expired nuke. It's like a dud, and just, like, hits. It's like Adam City from, like, fallout. [00:52:09] Speaker B: But it isn't the nuke that we're worried about. It's the nuclear fallout and all this stuff that happens after. Who cares as much about the explosion? I guess everyone at ground Zero, But. But who? [00:52:23] Speaker A: Like, answer your own question. [00:52:27] Speaker B: I answer that right away. But the real damage, though, is the fallout. [00:52:33] Speaker A: I. I mean, they. They've actually changed the nukes and how they operate. So, like, the fallout is no longer an issue. Go and look. Look that up. Yeah. Weapons of mass destruction, you know, Fallout no longer an issue. [00:52:54] Speaker B: I'm not worried about Russia or the U.S. i'm worried about a dirty bomb. [00:53:03] Speaker A: Yeah. Are we still calling them dirty bombs? You're leftists. You should, you know, come up with a better name. Those dirty, stupid, stinky bombs. I'm also from the Middle East. [00:53:15] Speaker B: I'm also from the 90s. Sorry. That's some language. Yeah. I'm almost old enough to be, like. [00:53:23] Speaker A: Back of my dirt. You are. [00:53:25] Speaker B: I know. [00:53:26] Speaker A: You're old enough for the doctor to be like, hey, let me check your heart and your butt feels good. [00:53:31] Speaker B: No, just play. Just play. [00:53:34] Speaker A: He's like, I can get two fingers in here. [00:53:39] Speaker B: I'm very afraid because I have a female doctor, so I haven't asked, and she hasn't asked, so I have to. [00:53:44] Speaker A: Say, yeah, you have to schedule it. They don't, like, bring it up. Yeah, you have to be like, hey, can you check my prostate, Doc? And she's like, call me after work. She's like, smoking through her stoma. [00:53:57] Speaker B: You have wild imagination. [00:54:01] Speaker A: I do? Yeah. I fucking. You know, like, I remember going to MEPs, which is the military entrance processing station, and I didn't get in because I was medically disqualified. And that's fine, you know, but I did try with two separate branches. Tried with the army, and then with the Air Force, and, like, yeah, you're too unhealthy. [00:54:27] Speaker B: I didn't know. You're a double failure. [00:54:28] Speaker A: I'm just playing, but, like, the amount of times I've been, like, sitting there, you know, you know, cheeks to cheek, you know, my boxers and, like, you know, someone, you know, has, like, to do the physical, bend over and cough and all that, and, like, kids would, like, get boners in there, and it's. [00:54:48] Speaker B: Like, what are you doing getting a boner in here? [00:54:50] Speaker A: Get the fuck out of here. [00:54:52] Speaker B: You see? [00:54:52] Speaker A: It's, like, hilarious. Every goddamn. I don't know if the kid got a boner. I think he was, you know, getting humiliated for nothing, which was even funnier. [00:55:04] Speaker B: They just picked on random people. [00:55:06] Speaker A: I think they just picked on random people and just said they got a boner. [00:55:08] Speaker B: Your experience of us was way vast different than mine. Mine was very clinical of everybody. Just shut up, look forward, didn't look down, did everything they had to do, and they left. [00:55:18] Speaker A: Yeah, no, like, there was literally one weird old guy was there, don't know what he was doing. I don't know if he was, like, a director or a staff member, but, you know, he would just tell weird stories the entire time about, like, getting hand jobs back in the day, like, under his bed and shit. [00:55:39] Speaker B: Are you sure you went to maps? [00:55:41] Speaker A: I am, 100%. I went to Maps. Like, I'm like, who is this guy fucking talking about, you know, getting a hand job? [00:55:51] Speaker B: I switched to the army maps, and it was not like that. [00:55:53] Speaker A: It was all the branches, maps. Like, there's liaisons for every branch. [00:55:57] Speaker B: Oh, I know, but you said that you tried at two different branches. [00:56:01] Speaker A: Yeah, I went for the army, went to Maps, and like, no, fuck you. And then I just went over the Air Force recruiter. [00:56:08] Speaker B: Oh, you went to different recruiters? [00:56:10] Speaker A: Her? Yeah. [00:56:13] Speaker B: I thought you did some. Steve. Roger at least went to a different stage. [00:56:22] Speaker A: I wanted to get in. I'm like, this is for 911. And it's like, yeah, that was forever ago, dude. Like. Like, I think all those people are dead. And it's like, yeah, you know? [00:56:34] Speaker B: Do you remember a very propagandized but awesome TV show called Over There that was about. What's it called, People Over There. No pun intended. [00:56:49] Speaker A: No, I've never heard of this show, but it sounds awesome. [00:56:53] Speaker B: It was so good. It really like that show. I was like, I'm joining the Army. And I did Brazzy for a bunch of time to go join the Army. Then they're like, you have a bad heart. I was like, so I can't join? They're like, no. So I was like, I'm gonna go back to smoking weed then. [00:57:12] Speaker A: Yeah, I didn't even smoke weed at that time. And I'm like, I'm ready. I'm ready to go blow shit up. I got a, you know, an 89 on my ASVAB. I'm like, dude, you're like, one of the smartest people we've ever met. And I'm like, really? I'm like, no, you're the dumbest. But you know, you can. Come on in, bruh. [00:57:31] Speaker B: I smoked so much weed that when I stopped soaking weed to go to get into the service, my and my recruiter drug test me every day. And I kept pissing hot for like a month and a half. He was like, he totally thought I was lying to him. He scared me. And I kept trying to tell him, like, I'm not lying, sir, I have not smoked any weed. And it was a terrible time. This is a terrible time to quit smoking weed for a month and a half to then go to the Mets and like, almost two weeks later. So two months of not smoking weed to then be told I'm a failure to them. [00:58:06] Speaker A: Yeah. They say you have a bad heart. And it's like, me, I'm heartless. Yeah, just try being like me. Be heartless. And you can't have a bad heart if you don't have one. [00:58:17] Speaker B: Imagine my leftist ass being owed the service. I think about that. [00:58:23] Speaker A: We shouldn't kill that guy. He only has an AK47 7. It's like he's walking towards us right now. Please shoot him to death, Tron. I can't do it. [00:58:34] Speaker B: I don't think it would be like that. [00:58:36] Speaker A: And then I would stand up and back, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Oh, were we supposed to kill that guy? I don't know. He had an AK47. I made an executive decision. I didn't hear what y'all saying, but, like, the one thing that I have, you know, thought of, it's like my kids, though. I'm like, ah, I. I don't know if I could do that. Like, if a kid came up with an AK47 or like a, you know, bomb on them, like. Like that, that would fuck me up. I'm like, that kid didn't even have, you know, an education to get fucking indoctrinated. [00:59:17] Speaker B: I know, because we indoctrinated him by killing his family. But that's here nor there. [00:59:24] Speaker A: Yeah, they hate Americans because we're infidels. The French hate America because we're ignorant. And everyone else loves America because we have the bombs. [00:59:37] Speaker B: I don't think everyone loves America. [00:59:39] Speaker A: Everyone loves America. You have to like, we are like, you know, the owners of cats. And everyone else is like, the cats. It's like, oh, you. You want to around and find out? We'll kick you out of the house. There you go. Tariffs. [00:59:56] Speaker B: I don't think they. [00:59:58] Speaker A: They need us more Than the be. [01:00:01] Speaker B: The abusive husband is showing. It's. [01:00:06] Speaker A: And this is why, like, you know, I. I see cool on Teemu and I'm like, I don't want to support teu. Like, I severely don't. I don't want to give them any of my fucking information. Like, I want them to, like, have nothing. [01:00:21] Speaker B: How much. How much stuff do you think in this room is Chinese made Chinese. And we're not talking just like made, but components from China. [01:00:31] Speaker A: That's from Turkey. That's from America. That's from America. That's from fucking probably China. But, like, that's like my only, like, unassembled fucking gun. You know, that rifle there, that Henry America. That one. [01:00:47] Speaker B: I made the shelves. The DVDs. Any of that. [01:00:52] Speaker A: Oh, I thought you're just talking about the guns. [01:00:54] Speaker B: No, I'm talking about everything in this room. [01:00:56] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, the flocking flash forge. 100. [01:00:58] Speaker B: Literally everything in this room. If you took a percentage. [01:01:02] Speaker A: But. But how much of it would I be? No, if it was American, that's not the. [01:01:08] Speaker B: You're right. But why is it an American? Why did you buy American? [01:01:13] Speaker A: Because it was too damn expensive. Because China has all the fucking, you know, factories and shit. [01:01:20] Speaker B: Boom. [01:01:22] Speaker A: So bring factories here to America, you know, make fucking manufacturing cheap. And then guess what? The cost of having to ship it the fuck on over. Gone. You know, China has like 2 billion people over there, so they can fucking, you know, pay people pennies a day to fucking make sure. [01:01:40] Speaker B: Pretty sure. We looked at recently on one of our episodes that America is trying to have a pretty comparable population. [01:01:47] Speaker A: No, it's not even close. No, not even. Not even a little bit. [01:01:51] Speaker B: Is it land mass then, that we're looking at? [01:01:53] Speaker A: Yeah, it was land mass. Okay, but population, it's not even population in China, 1.4 billion. [01:02:02] Speaker B: No, that's fair. [01:02:04] Speaker A: Population in the United States. [01:02:06] Speaker B: I still want to say this is not trying to fudge numbers, just pointing out because we take taxes and stuff from everyone. So when money comes through, it's coming from our territories and other stuff like that. And typically our territories and other stuff like that. [01:02:24] Speaker A: No, Puerto Rico doesn't pay federal taxes. [01:02:30] Speaker B: I wasn't talking about, like, Puerto Rico, though. I was talking about that's one of our territories, Indonesia and stuff like that. [01:02:39] Speaker A: Oh, do we own Indonesia? [01:02:43] Speaker B: We protect Indonesia. [01:02:48] Speaker A: So we should own it? Like, Like. No, that's what I'm saying is, like, we should just make it Planet America, you know, brought to you by Donald Trump. Planet America, the best fucking planet of every fucking planet the only planet that has life. And then guess what? Everyone gets along. Everyone's American. You can't kill Americans. That's un American. And then just, you know, take all the Australians off of Australia and just put it. Make it like a prison fucking island again. Just like have like a battle bus, you know, give them like a parachute and like a fucking frying pan and drop them in Australia. [01:03:35] Speaker B: Why are you so imprisoning our population? [01:03:40] Speaker A: People are bad. Some people are bad and we should imprison people. [01:03:44] Speaker B: Why don't we try to solve the. [01:03:46] Speaker A: Issues instead of be like, yeah, we can kill them. I mean, that. That's a great solve. [01:03:51] Speaker B: Not looking for a solution like that. Looking final solution, looking for more of a humane solution. [01:03:57] Speaker A: Okay, we can just fucking put them down with like the needle. We can euthanize them. [01:04:07] Speaker B: Still talking more of like, where they're still alive or choose to be alive. [01:04:11] Speaker A: I mean, we can fucking linium. [01:04:13] Speaker B: I also think people should have the freedom to like, choose when they go. [01:04:18] Speaker A: But like, yeah, I mean, if, you know, someone wants to, you know, be like, I, I want to die. It's like, you. You should have to have like, you know, nothing unresolved and no responsibilities. [01:04:33] Speaker B: What do you mean by that? [01:04:35] Speaker A: So, like, if you have kids. No, you can't stop being a selfish piece of second. Kid turns 18. Yeah, go for it. [01:04:45] Speaker B: I. [01:04:46] Speaker A: What? It's like Your kid turns 18 if you're like, I, okay, you know, I got you here. I'm gonna give you a bunch of inheritance right now. You know, you can have the house and all my stuff. [01:04:57] Speaker B: Well, first you're the. Everything you're saying after, as soon as the kid turns 18 is coming from place of privilege because a lot of people don't have inheritance orehouse to give. So. Wanted to point that out there first. [01:05:14] Speaker A: Well, I mean, like, you know, the 18 is just, hey, your kids are grown up now. [01:05:19] Speaker B: What about the states that you ch. Your age of consent is like 14 or 15. [01:05:25] Speaker A: There is no state that age of consent is 14. That does not exist. [01:05:28] Speaker B: 14 or 16, then it. It doesn't matter. [01:05:31] Speaker A: It's 16 and 17. 16 is the lowest age of consent here in the United States of America. And still that is too fucking. [01:05:38] Speaker B: I don't want to put this to my focus. I don't. [01:05:44] Speaker A: Know, like, absolutely not. Like here, I'll even look it up right now for you. What is the lower days of consent in America? 16. The lowest age of consent in the US is 16. [01:05:59] Speaker B: Okay, so you. You, even though the state is 16, do you still have to wait till they're 18? Why? [01:06:10] Speaker A: Because you're still raising them. They're still in your fucking house. [01:06:13] Speaker B: But at 16, I thought you could kick them out because they're adult. Because the age of cassette. [01:06:18] Speaker A: Colorado, it's 17. [01:06:20] Speaker B: It's still gross. You know, I would rather raise the age of consent, but a lot of people disagree with me on that. [01:06:30] Speaker A: Raise it to fucking 18 across the board. [01:06:32] Speaker B: 21, baby. [01:06:33] Speaker A: Well, no, that's ridiculous. [01:06:41] Speaker B: Your. Your brain is still forming. Like, I think now, I think you should get steps, but of, like, different things you could do between that time and whatnot. But I think, like, to consider people. [01:06:58] Speaker A: That have babies at 18. [01:06:59] Speaker B: Yeah, I understand that there are people that have babies that. Again, 16, 15. [01:07:06] Speaker A: What. What's crazy is, like, I'm looking at this map, and most of the map is 16, which is horrifying. California, you did good on this one. 18. Idaho, you did good. Fucking surrounding, you know, all the surrounding states of Nevada, you know, Nevada, 16. [01:07:28] Speaker B: Florida. [01:07:29] Speaker A: Is Florida 18, for some reason. Crazy. You guys are fucking revolutionaries. You know what? You have hope after all. Florida. Good job, guys. Proud of you. [01:07:41] Speaker B: There's only one other southern state. [01:07:47] Speaker A: You know, fucking Utah. Arizona. Boom, boom. You know, New Mexico, 70. Like. Like, I love maps like this because. [01:07:58] Speaker B: I'm actually really surprised at how many places are not 18. [01:08:02] Speaker A: Too fucking many. [01:08:04] Speaker B: Way too many. How is Hawaii 16? [01:08:10] Speaker A: Hawaii and Alaska are both 16. [01:08:13] Speaker B: What in the. Yeah, no, like, raise that bitch to 21, baby. I know you're like, this is something. [01:08:24] Speaker A: I don't agree on. Like, I'm like, 18 is fine. [01:08:28] Speaker B: So am I going too conservative on this thought? [01:08:31] Speaker A: I. I say if you can join the military and go fucking shoot people overseas, you should be able to fucking get your dick sucked. That's all I'm saying. [01:08:38] Speaker B: I also think that we should raise that to 21 as well. [01:08:44] Speaker A: Like. Like, I feel like we should, like, allow, like, old men, like old, like, Republican men that have a bunch of guns to go overseas and, like, you know, get a hunting license. Make. You can hunt anything in this area. Anybody that's around here, you can kill them. [01:08:59] Speaker B: We're talking human hunting. [01:09:00] Speaker A: Human hunting. Yeah. [01:09:02] Speaker B: No, I'm not even going to entertain this thought. Not entertain the scholars. [01:09:07] Speaker A: It would be like a terrorist fucking cell and, like, their location. And just like you to drop off Republicans and then guess. [01:09:15] Speaker B: Damn it. I'm entertaining this conversation. Who deems it a terrorist, though? Again, what is a terrorist? We have to. [01:09:25] Speaker A: Go, like, people that the government doesn't like. So it's like, hey, you know, we don't like these Houthis over here or we don't like these Al Qaeda over here or we don't like this ISIS people over here. Hey, which one of you old ass Republicans with a bunch of guns wants to come on over and you know, go, you know, hunting for people? And it's like, okay, yeah, you know, you're not a part of, you know, the military at all. You're just doing a little tourism and some war crimes. It's fine. And if you get caught, you're. But if you can extract, you're fine. And if they shoot you, then that's, that's fine too. You're not going to get anything out of it. We're just going to pay for your flight over there. [01:10:16] Speaker B: Going back to not entertaining. [01:10:21] Speaker A: But like, you know, how cool would it be? It's like, you know, Saddam Hussein or Osama bin Laden, you know, you go over there and you know, the terror tuzzle, terror tunnels. And it's like, I don't think it. [01:10:33] Speaker B: Would be very cool at all. [01:10:36] Speaker A: I feel like, like, here's the thing, you get misogynistic, racist, you know, homophobic, you know, Republicans out of the country and they might go out and die or they might come back with a cool story or they might be. Guns are awful and they fucking change their stance completely. [01:10:53] Speaker B: I don't want to do any of that. [01:10:56] Speaker A: I mean, again, better kill them over there than they come over here. [01:11:01] Speaker B: Better to talk and work it out than drop bombs and start this. [01:11:06] Speaker A: Yeah, they can't speak English so we're not talking. We tried diplomacy. [01:11:11] Speaker B: I don't think us dropping bombs and telling them behave and then let's drop more bombs and tell them to still behave is diplomacy. I think that's what you call a bully. [01:11:25] Speaker A: We're the greatest bullies of the world. We're top notch bullies. We're the best bullies that I can agree with. Yeah. I mean, we're the world police. We had a movie based on this. America Fuck. Yeah. But yeah, we're coming to the end of the episode. Holy. Like an hour flies by quick. But yeah, we'll go ahead and end it there. [01:12:00] Speaker B: Raise the age you can sit to 21 at least higher than the 16, which is so gross. [01:12:07] Speaker A: Yeah, 16 is that, that's absolutely terrible. I mean, I see Colorado 17. I'm like, I'm glad that, you know, at least, you know, porn has fucking ethics. And it's like 18 or older only. [01:12:23] Speaker B: What do you think of Texas banning pornhub. Just. [01:12:26] Speaker A: That's hilarious to me. It's like if you cannot figure out how to use a vpn, you know, or go to any site that just doesn't give a shit, which is a. [01:12:38] Speaker B: Lot of them saying you have to pay for it. Or go to a sketch site or. [01:12:43] Speaker A: Just give them your ID so that they know who you are. They're over the age and beg. There you go. And a VPN is not a sketch site. [01:12:54] Speaker B: No, that's why I said we're pay for it. [01:12:57] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, VPNs are free. [01:12:59] Speaker B: Okay. [01:13:01] Speaker A: Google has a VPN. Google VPN. Yeah. VPN by Google. Built into Bike to Google phones. Google Pixel Tablet. Yeah, fair. Yeah. You can go surf Shark. Yeah, there's a whole ton of VPNs that are, you know, really good. Oh, Google One VPN was discontinued. But yeah, I mean, like, I don't. I don't need a vpn. I don't care. But yeah, I mean, Texas. [01:13:38] Speaker B: People who look at weird in Texas and stuff, like, what's it called? Butt sex Used to be illegal and. [01:13:46] Speaker A: Yeah, still should be. What still should be. [01:13:53] Speaker B: Aren't you Pro America? Which is pro freedom. But only the freedom that they. [01:13:57] Speaker A: I guess only the freedom that I like. And rectal tearing is not like a great thing. [01:14:04] Speaker B: That's why I lube. But okay. [01:14:10] Speaker A: I mean, you get poop on your dick and stuff, it's not a great time. [01:14:16] Speaker B: It's. I. [01:14:20] Speaker A: But we're gonna end it there. [01:14:22] Speaker B: We're ending it there with poop on dick. Okay. [01:14:26] Speaker A: Just so y'all know, follow me, Instagram. I don't. I don't really post anything. I don't care. But I'm Alex the Truck Everywhere. This is Troniwani. And yeah, we'll be back here in a couple weeks. [01:14:40] Speaker B: Peace.