Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] All right, kids, it is. Argue this another week.
[00:00:04] This is going to be a little shorty, little, little short, cute fucking episode. But it's fine.
[00:00:10] You know, the holidays are over. Everything is done. It is great.
[00:00:15] But guess what? Your wallets are lighter and the fucking giant businesses are fatter because you went and spent all your money, you know, to get other people gifts that, you know, they, they may or may not keep forever. Like, really realistically, Hallmark makes out like a bandit. How many old Christmas and birthday cards do you actually have? Unless you're one of these psychos that keeps like all the cards in like a, you know, box. And like, I kept them all. Every single one.
[00:00:48] You know, nobody does that. Not a single person does that.
[00:00:52] So just know that, hey, you know, you can have all this stuff.
[00:00:59] It can be all wonderful.
[00:01:01] But, you know, it's really a, you know, consumerism holiday.
[00:01:06] You know, just be around each other, you know, make good food, do all that kind of fun shit, you know, you don't have to go out and buy other people's gifts. The thought that counts. I mean, if you're going to get someone something, pay their bills, you know, go out and be like, hey, look, I took care of your electrical for you. Oh, wow, that's a cool ass, you know, gift, you know, hey, I, I, you know, took your car in and got an oil change and got you new tires. That's a pretty cool gift.
[00:01:35] But, you know, you're gonna go back, hey, look, I got you, you know, a brand new video game.
[00:01:40] Cool.
[00:01:42] You know, think about the return on investment, you know, if you get something, you know, like a gift that they were gonna have to buy anyway, then, yeah, cool. That, that's money directly in their pocket. And you've taken that, you know, task off their hands.
[00:01:59] You know, food, you know, they're gonna have to eat anyway. Now they don't taking it off their hands.
[00:02:07] But yeah, I mean, that's what the season is all about anymore.
[00:02:17] Tron might be back in two weeks. I don't know.
[00:02:23] He's been busy.
[00:02:26] He has his kids. So, yeah, I mean, everything's doing good with him. But. Yeah, I'm here.
[00:02:33] Yeah. Yes, Mochi. Give me a second. I'm almost done bitching about how, you know, Christmas is just about, you know, everyone giving giant businesses their money, you know, but hopefully next year when the tax returns kick in, I'm going to get a little bit political on this. A lot of these blue states, a lot of these Democratic states have voted not to extend the no tax on overtime, the no tax on tips, all that, you know, good things that the Republicans gave, they decided not to do it and put a fucking kibosh on it. And it's like, hey, federal, you don't have to pay it. Cool state, you still do. And in a lot of, I think all of the red states, you know, they're like, oh, yeah, we're just going to go right along with that and have no tax on tips, no tax and overtime.
[00:03:25] So just know that when you get into this next year, the Democrats are actually stealing from you because they are a bunch of fucking pieces of shit.
[00:03:38] Yes, Mo, I'm almost done. Jesus Christ.
[00:03:44] And yeah, just, just know that.
[00:03:49] But all everyone, you know, sits here on their political, you know, venues left and right, you know, Republican, you know, Democrat, Libertarian, you know, doesn't matter what you are, everyone is indoctrinated with what they want to believe. And, and I see the actual truth, I see what's happening in Minnesota. I, I, you know, I get given the proof and like, that's not actually happening or that's only happening for a few, you know, slight variants. It's like, okay, yeah, you're gonna sit here and say that only happens for a few slight variants where a hundred million dollars is given to these, you know, buildings that have nothing going on inside. It's like, if you can just, you know, provide a few receipts and just like, yep, this is, you know, what we do. Cool, move on. But they can't provide a single fucking one. They can't be like, hey, look, we take care of these child. Oh, look, we, you know, we can give you health care. Oh, look, we can do this. Oh, look, we can do that. No, you know, and we sit here and I get that fucking proof and I'm like, okay, the left is absolutely fucking suicidally retarded.
[00:04:58] And I have to sit here and be like, oh, well, you know, yep, that, that's a bad thing. And then all these left wing people come out and be like, you're just a racist person. Okay, yeah, if that's what it takes to be racist, yes, I am racist. Against other countries coming in, stealing our money, sending it to terrorist organizations, you know, and it's like, well, there's no proof of that. It's like, do a little bit of research, do a little bit of research before saying there's no proof of that, you know, and, you know, it's like people like, oh, President Trump is a pedophile. I'm like, maybe, but, you know, half the country voted them in.
[00:05:38] And who's to say that your president who say Joe Biden isn't a pedophile? I can just say the exact same thing you have to say. Maybe, you know, I can say Kamala Harris fucking murdered people. Maybe, you know, it's obvious that Tim Waltz is a, you know, you, you can't even say maybe on that.
[00:05:58] So, yeah, like, you know, stop letting you know politics ruin the holidays.
[00:06:04] Stop letting you know all this. You know, cuz me and Tron have very different political views. We're still friends. So don't let that stand in your way and have a good holiday. And I will talk to you all again next year with, you know, more of this crazy with me not apologizing about anything. I don't care. Cancel me. Ooh, don't listen.
[00:06:33] And I am sick and tired of all these people being. I. I'm gonna bow down to what they say because if I don't, they're going to call me racist and they're going to cancel me and I'm going to lose my job. If you just don't apologize for anything, then guess what? They can't, you know, do anything about it.
[00:06:49] You know, if you're like, oh, I'm just going to, you know, be that. It's like, you know, Andrew Dice Clay hasn't apologized for and he said some horrendous as the character of Andrew Dice Clay, you know, it's like. But it's hilarious.
[00:07:04] You know, everyone in this planet, you know, you'll die eventually and no one will care.
[00:07:11] You know, like, the second Donald Trump dies, then you can like, look at the Democrats make. Now shut the up now. Shut the up now. You have nothing to about nothing.
[00:07:25] And they're like, oh, man, we needed a villain.
[00:07:30] Like, you know, the Democrats see themselves as Batman and, you know, Donald Trump is the Joker. And it's like the second the Joker dies, the Batman has no purpose and the Batman becomes the villain.
[00:07:41] Just know that, like, you just look at someone that's like slightly worse make at least we're not that guy. It's like, okay, knock it off. So.
[00:07:50] But, you know, hopefully we'll be back next week or not next week in two weeks with some more, you know, and maybe we can talk about taxes and how taxes are actually theft a hundred percent and how the Boston Tea Party was like on way less. It was like a, you know, a minuscule amount of tax on tea. And then they just like, okay, you know, you guys, they took all the tea and just threw it in the you know, Boston, you know, Bay and like. Yep, now the entire bay is tea. You. We're drinking coffee now.
[00:08:27] You know, I. I love America, but there's too many people here that don't love America. Get the fuck out. Go to the country that you do love and then be like, oh, wow, it's so great here, you know, Except I'm seeing people that have done that and now they're turning around and like, oh, fuck, it actually sucks here.
[00:08:48] You know, all the fucking racist people that I screamed at in America were actually right, and now it's too fucking late. Now you can't fucking turn around and be like, oh, take these backsies, please. Nope, you're fucking stuck. You're at. Now you're miserable. And they suppress those videos of the people that regret that buyer remorse of moving to another country, especially, like, Africa and, like, you know, oh, I'm going to move to, you know, Bangladesh. It's so beautiful there. It's like, it's beautiful from the photos that you see on tourism websites.
[00:09:25] You know, you go to, you know, different parts of India, you're going to get raped. You're going to get, you know, you know, thrown into a pile of trash. You might be getting. Getting murdered.
[00:09:34] But, you know, don't take it from me and go out there and get raped and murdered. I don't give a.
[00:09:40] But whatever. This time for real. Bye. Follow me on Alex Truck at Instagram. I don't give a.
[00:09:47] I'm Alex Truck everywhere. Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me I suck. I do you. All right, bye.
