Argue This! #168 ADHD at its Finest

[00:00:01] Speaker A: Alrighty. Alrighty, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of argue this with Alex truck and troniwani yo. So this week's gonna be a little bit of shotgun episode. I love these because I have fucking severe ADHD and I can never keep on track. Hello, Mochi. And this is my cat, Mochi. Go ahead and say hello to the fucking people. It meow. [00:00:26] Speaker B: First time. She's not going to meow now. [00:00:28] Speaker A: Are you not going to meow? [00:00:30] Speaker B: Okay, whatever. [00:00:33] Speaker A: So this bothers me. I pulled deep from something that truly bothers me and affects me. So should companies that are hired to provide service to the public. They bid on it, such as road construction workers, construction people that fix electrical, people that bid to go help in a natural disaster for money. If they do such a terrible job that it actually ends up being a hindrance more than a help should, they have to fucking take care of it on their own fucking dime. [00:01:16] Speaker B: Explain example. [00:01:18] Speaker A: Okay, so road construction companies, when they pour the asphalt, the people that get the asphalt, like the dump trucks that get the asphalt, will put diesel in their dump trucks, like in the bed of it, so it slides out easier. The diesel is a lubricant, it's a solvent, and so it doesn't stick to their fucking bed. I get it. It makes sense. And you can do that with like a little spray jug and do it lightly and it has the same effect. But I'll see them go to the fucking diesel stations and just take the nozle and go. And that completely fucks with the formula of the asphalt getting poured out. And then here, three months down the road, your asphalt is all fucked up, full of potholes, falling the fuck apart because now it has a bunch of diesel all mixed into it. And that essentially falls on the shoulders of this road construction company. Should this road construction company have to go come back on their own fucking dime, have to warranty their fucking work for at least a year or two and come back on their own fucking dime and fix their own shit? [00:02:36] Speaker B: So two parts, one, obviously, duh. They absolutely should. But I don't know how many of the average civilians know this because I didn't know this until you just brought this up. [00:02:48] Speaker A: Yeah, most people do not. [00:02:49] Speaker B: I have to take your word for it. I don't even know. Yeah, I've never seen that. [00:02:55] Speaker A: That's because you don't go to fuel islands. You don't go to the diesel pumps. You have gas car. Most of these people have gas cars. And most credit cards will not actually work at the fuel islands. Well, you have to have an EFS. [00:03:13] Speaker B: I didn't think that what's it called. Gas stations would allow that because the fuel being dumped on, like unless the bed's down and they're pulling it. I didn't think gas stations will allow that because it's putting the diesel on the ground and shit. [00:03:29] Speaker A: It doesn't hit the ground. Their beds are closed. Okay, so it's like imagine like a half pipe. [00:03:35] Speaker B: Yeah. So they are pulling it like their beds closed. You have the diesel in it, and then fucking and then they dump the asphalt in. So it does mix with all the asphalt. [00:03:47] Speaker A: Yeah. Okay, 100% does. [00:03:48] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:03:49] Speaker A: And I've seen them to where they have, like, a little fucking weed killer fucking jug. Like those that have a little spray the spray nozzle. Yeah. And then they'll use that. They'll get in the back of their fucking truck and then spray it all down to lubricate it to make sure it slides out easier. Because if it doesn't, then you have to fucking get it out. It's a pain in the ass. [00:04:09] Speaker B: Right? [00:04:10] Speaker A: I get it. I get what they're doing. They're making their fucking life a whole lot easier, and they're guaranteeing themselves having extra fucking work. [00:04:23] Speaker B: Do you think it gets that deeper to guarantee themselves extra work? [00:04:26] Speaker A: Yeah, 100%. [00:04:28] Speaker B: You don't think that's just like so you think it's a conspiracy? You don't think it's unintended consequence? [00:04:37] Speaker A: No. Okay, so imagine someone does their job so fucking horribly that they have to come back and do it again. They get paid twice to do the same fucking job. It's like, imagine if you're a delivery driver. [00:04:53] Speaker B: In theory, you wouldn't rehire them, right? [00:04:56] Speaker A: In theory, they're the only person you can hire because everyone else is a piece of shit that can't pass a drug test or has a bunch of fucking felonies. So you have to keep on to this fucking person. I swear to God, if I ever quit my job, within 24 hours, I would have a new one. I've had people come up to me at gas stations, hey, do you have a CDL? Yeah. Oh, cool. My company is hiring. If you're looking to get out of this job. I can't tell you how many fucking times that has happened. They don't even want to get credit for it. They don't give me their names. They don't give me any of their shit. They don't give me a business card. And they're like, hey, I work for so and so company. If you're ever looking to jump out of your job and come work for this company, we are definitely hiring people, and they just want to make their job a little bit easier. I've been sitting at a hotel wearing my safety vest, eating breakfast, and I had other truckers come up to me and be like, hey, if you're ever fucking looking to get out of your trucking job and come work for us, it's crazy. If you're a trucker, you understand that this shit does happen because they're in such desperate fucking need. [00:06:25] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:06:28] Speaker A: You don't know? [00:06:29] Speaker B: Well, I'm telling like you said, I'm not a trucker as well, so there's. [00:06:33] Speaker A: All that as like, you know, Walmart is always know because they have a bunch of shitty ass people. There's people that get into trucking because they think of it one way. They're like, oh, cool. It's going to be awesome. It's going to be fucking sweet. I get to go do this, this, and this. Hell yeah. Fist pump. And then they get to the realities of the job, how it really fucking is. The amount of people that I've helped chain up with fresh chains, and they never chained up, ever. I'm on my fifth set of chains. I do 25 miles an hour. I've driven hundreds and hundreds of miles on chains. And they do wear out after a while. But it's like when you drive like, 100 miles on chains and then have to go through a tunnel, that tunnel rip the fuck out of your chains. [00:07:35] Speaker B: I always figured out trucking is a harder job. [00:07:38] Speaker A: I mean, it's not a hard job. It's just you have to sacrifice your social life, your free time. You have to deal with bullshit. Especially if you're OTC is OTR over the road and you get a call from your dispatcher and it's like, oh, yeah, you have, know, deadhead over to fucking New York and know, pick up some shit and then drive it down to New Jersey. We're not going to pay you for empty miles. [00:08:18] Speaker B: Before you ask, one is Nicotine. One is pot. [00:08:21] Speaker A: Oh, I didn't even notice even care last time. [00:08:24] Speaker B: You were like, are you smoking two. [00:08:26] Speaker A: Different ones because you're a fucking Charlie? 40 hands in it. [00:08:31] Speaker B: That's fair. [00:08:32] Speaker A: You're like, it was two different dicks. I'm like, let's taste this dick. This dick tastes better. He has two fucking vapes, and he puts one down now before he fucking picks up the other one. [00:08:45] Speaker B: Wow. [00:08:46] Speaker A: I mean, just two dicks. Two dicks. Yeah. [00:08:49] Speaker B: That's what you go with? [00:08:51] Speaker A: Robot dicks? Yeah, of course. Oh, yeah, give me that robot jizz. Beep boop BOP. Yeah, Nicotine delivered. [00:09:00] Speaker B: Anyways, fucking I already forgot what the fuck I was going to just say now. [00:09:07] Speaker A: But we're talking about truckers. [00:09:11] Speaker B: You all deal with a lot of bullshit. So I just came from north of our town, coming down south, right? And up north, it was pretty much a whiteout where you couldn't maybe see I don't know. How far do you think it is from here to the tree? [00:09:29] Speaker A: Like the tree outside? [00:09:31] Speaker B: 50Ft. [00:09:32] Speaker A: Oh, way less than 50. [00:09:33] Speaker B: Way less than 50. [00:09:34] Speaker A: Way less than 50. [00:09:35] Speaker B: That's about how far you could see certain parts of the freeway. And people are dicks still driving, like all crazy and shit. [00:09:42] Speaker A: Yeah, of course. Welcome to the real world, jackass. It's like people will drive crazy, crash, and then cry that they crash. [00:09:52] Speaker B: So I don't understand what you mean by trucking is not hard because that shit is actually hard with yeah, just. [00:09:59] Speaker A: Drive 25 miles an hour. You want to fuck around and find out. You want to see what happens when 80,000 pounds hits your fucking sedan. It will turn it into a tin can and kill everyone inside. I won't feel fucking guilty at all. I will sleep like a baby. [00:10:13] Speaker B: No, because if you really drove, like how you talk, you would have already rammed it to someone because people cut off people all the time. [00:10:22] Speaker A: No, I fucking keep a distance from fucking vehicles in front of me. [00:10:26] Speaker B: There's no way that a car hasn't just cut you off. Like year old guys just cut you off way too close. And you were like, I'm not going to slap all my brakes. I'm going to let them fucking find out. [00:10:38] Speaker A: No, I go fast or slow enough to where they can get the fuck ahead. I don't like close calls. [00:10:50] Speaker B: No, I know, but I'm just saying you don't let them fuck around and find out. You also have yeah, I mean, I. [00:10:57] Speaker A: Talk all that mad shit, but also I don't want to fucking be in a fucking accident because that's going to fuck with my whole ass day. But at the same time, someone does fucking do this bullshit and then fucking flips over in the ditch. I'm not stopping for them. Go fuck yourself. Good job. You fucked around and found out. Now you're upside down in a fucking ditch. And it's probably going to be another hour before anybody comes out here because there's no cell phone service. Good job, dumb shit. [00:11:28] Speaker B: That's fair. But the only reason why I called you out on that is because there's tons of one lane highways. Well, it's two lanes, but you know what I mean. [00:11:35] Speaker A: One lane I take I 25 to 100, and 6160 has plenty of two lanes going up Lavita's. Two lanes. [00:11:43] Speaker B: Yeah. But some people are assholes and don't wait for that passing lane and they cross over the double yellow and just go in front. It happens in a regular car. Yeah. [00:11:53] Speaker A: I mean, if they want to fuck around and find out and then if they survive, guess what? You just lost your license for the entire rest of your life because now every fucking bone in your body is now broken. If you try and get underneath my fucking truck, you're going to find out. It's like, oh, yeah, 30,000 pounds just rolled over your fucking car like a tin can. And now you owe fucking money for $100,000 truck and all my fucking medical bills. Because I guarantee you your insurance is not going to fucking cover. That all. And guess what? My insurance is going to come fucking sue the shit out of you, and your only fucking recourse at this point is going to be a file bankruptcy. I'm not a lawyer, but that's what's going to fucking happen. It's going to fucking ruin your goddamn life. [00:12:40] Speaker B: So not financial advice. [00:12:42] Speaker A: Not financial advice. I'm not a lawyer. I'm not a fucking broker. Not none of that shit. But that's what's going to happen. And if that does happen, and I happen to have something sharp, I'm going to fucking stab you in the fucking throat with it and make sure you die. One story is the best story. My story, trust me. I've seen what happens to trucks to go ahead on with a fucking or. I've seen what happens to cars that go head on with one of our trucks. It's happened. Like, there was a lady that had a fucking seizure in her car, fucking veered off, head on collision with one of our other drivers. He was 100% fine. The truck 100% fine. They drove the truck back. Her car totaled. She left in an ambulance. Mainly because of the fucking seizure, but also because of fucking bloody everything. [00:13:32] Speaker B: Yeah, I like you mainly because of the seizure. We'll still acknowledge that. [00:13:38] Speaker A: I mean, there's a dude outside of comedy the other week, he had a seizure, bit his tongue, like almost off and was bleeding all over the place. And we had a bunch of cobwebs on the windows. So you just see like red and blues, like, flashing outside. I'm like, something's happening weird. I didn't even care. I've seen it so many goddamn times. Just. [00:14:08] Speaker B: Know it's sad. In America when I've been told by four different people at different jobs who have seizures, don't call the ambulance. [00:14:17] Speaker A: Yeah, because it's fucking wildly expensive. It will fucking pass. They'll fucking wake up sore. It sucks. But if you call that ambulance, they're going to get taken to the hospital, have a battery of test run on them. And it's like, oh, now that's going to be $10,000. It's like, well, no, I have insurance. It's like, no, that's with your insurance. [00:14:40] Speaker B: Yeah. I had a friend that he was epileptic. Like, he had epileptic seizures and shit. [00:14:46] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:14:46] Speaker B: And so some nights because I don't know why they made him a shift manager at Taco Bell, but some nights he would have two seizures during the shift and shit as well. [00:14:57] Speaker A: I had a fucking manager that was going through chemo. I don't know. Do they feel bad for these people? And they're like, you're a manager now? [00:15:05] Speaker B: Well, I mean, their medical shouldn't negate them. [00:15:10] Speaker A: No, the manager that was going through chemo was a good manager. She did a kick ass job. She was just weak. [00:15:19] Speaker B: Well, they should just always put someone like they should still accommodate them. I don't know how to no, she. [00:15:26] Speaker A: Did a good job. And we made sure that all the shit got taken care of. And if she needed shit to, you know, if she needed to take a rest, go fucking take a rest. Go take a siesta. We understand. We know you ain't faking this bullshit. [00:15:42] Speaker B: I don't think a siesta and arrest are the same. [00:15:45] Speaker A: Yes. [00:15:46] Speaker B: I don't think so. [00:15:48] Speaker A: Do you not know what a siesta is? I think, oh, my gosh. [00:15:54] Speaker B: A siesta is a little different than the American version of arrest. [00:16:01] Speaker A: An afternoon rest or nap especially one taken during the hottest hours of the day in a hot climate. [00:16:06] Speaker B: There we go. [00:16:07] Speaker A: The siesta. [00:16:09] Speaker B: No, you telling someone to go take a rest because you're feeling weak in America is not go ahead, take a nap. It's okay. We'll come back when you feel better or any of that. [00:16:21] Speaker A: That is no, she didn't take a nap. [00:16:24] Speaker B: The rest is, yo, go take a 510 minutes break and then get your ass back out here. So no. Yes, that's what I was talking about. [00:16:33] Speaker A: They do siestas in restaurants, yes. [00:16:37] Speaker B: In restaurants, yes. Here. In America? [00:16:40] Speaker A: No, in Mexico. [00:16:41] Speaker B: Okay, again, I'm just bringing it up. [00:16:45] Speaker A: Because there is a I want to take you to a third world country so bad. You've never been to, like, a third world country. [00:16:52] Speaker B: No, I'm not even just saying it like that, though. But they have siestas and shit. But they don't call them that. But in Europe, where they fucking actually take a break in the afternoon for an hour, they chill. It's not afternoon either. It's fucking they chill and shit like that. [00:17:08] Speaker A: I mean, in Germany, they have like a beer for lunch or whatever. I don't know if that's true. [00:17:14] Speaker B: I can't say anymore. [00:17:16] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, it was like a rumor. [00:17:19] Speaker B: But none of that is here in America. Here in America. Because did you know back in the day, part of our in America, you work, you get like a 15 to 30 minutes break, you get another hour break, you get another 30 minutes break. You know, the company used to feed you all this other fun shit, and then now we don't have that anymore. [00:17:42] Speaker A: Company feeds me, I get to take as many breaks I want if I want to take 100 breaks a day. [00:17:48] Speaker B: Is that common? Is your fucking, oh, the company feeds me. I get as many breaks as I want. Is that fucking common in most American jobs? Let's just be real on this. [00:17:58] Speaker A: No, not for you, but no, for. [00:18:00] Speaker B: Most American jobs, it's not even just for me. [00:18:04] Speaker A: When I worked at the Big Blue retail store that you'd think would sell walls. [00:18:12] Speaker B: Big Blue for some reason, made me think of paint. [00:18:16] Speaker A: Yeah, it's one of the big retail giants. I won't say who it is because I don't know why it is. Fucking people are, like, afraid to be like, oh, Walmart. It's like, just say the fucking shit. But it's like, are they going to sue me? I don't know. [00:18:32] Speaker B: I think they first have to give you an indie or not. [00:18:36] Speaker A: Cease and desist. Yeah, I'm not saying anything bad about them. I'm like, yeah, no, it wasn't that hard of a job, right? It's mentally taxing because you have fucking assholes that are over there being, where is the blankets? And it's like you're in the video section. It's like, obviously not here. Why would you come over here to where I have videos and video games and ask about fucking blankets. Are you stupid? Are you retarded? The crayons are over there by the fucking art supplies. If you have some of those, you can eat. [00:19:21] Speaker B: I laugh just because I'm one of those assholes. I know you make the face as I'll shop and I'm like, hey, so I know this is your section, and if you don't know it's cool, but do you know where this is located? Because obviously I'm not over there yet. [00:19:36] Speaker A: Just look up at the signs. The signs will give you the right area, and then when you're in the right area, if no one's in that area and you've been wear area to. [00:19:47] Speaker B: Go to for a face guard. [00:19:49] Speaker A: For a face guard? For what? For a helmet? [00:19:53] Speaker B: No, face guard like a mouth cover face guard. Like one of those pullover ones that you get for when it's cold and shit. [00:20:01] Speaker A: A neck gator. [00:20:02] Speaker B: Oh, I didn't know that's called. My bad. Yeah, I thought those are called face guards. [00:20:07] Speaker A: Neck gator is what it's called. [00:20:08] Speaker B: What's a face guard then? I thought that there is a thing called fate. No, never mind. We'll talk. [00:20:14] Speaker A: It's bad, Dana, I guess. Yeah, you fucking get them in know criminal neighborhoods like Washington, DC. Shots fired. [00:20:31] Speaker B: Oh, thank see, these are face guards. [00:20:35] Speaker A: That's a Bachlava. No, the first one, that's a neck gator. [00:20:39] Speaker B: It's whatever. [00:20:44] Speaker A: Does it say neck gator? [00:20:45] Speaker B: It does not say neck gator. And I typed in a face guard. Those are the first ones that popped up. [00:20:52] Speaker A: Yeah. The other one is a bachelor Vaugh used for if you're special forces and are about to go fucking kill, some terrorists use that for some fucking reason. That way they can't recognize you even though you're going to fucking shoot them in the goddamn face. It's like, well, I'll choose apocalypos so this dead guy can't recognize me and come back from the grave and then tell all his homies. It's like. [00:21:18] Speaker B: That'S fair. [00:21:19] Speaker A: Neck gator. Like these. Oh, look, it's the exact same photo. Yeah, it's the exact same cooling multi band black quantity of two. Let's actually click on it. Soak in one oh, that's what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to soak it in water. That's retarded. [00:21:43] Speaker B: I think you start waterboarding yourself. [00:21:48] Speaker A: Yeah, but these are like baklavas here. Yeah, not to be mistaken with the fucking Turkish dessert baklava. Oh, that one's fucking dope as hell. Oh, it's on Timu. Fuck you. I hate it when, like, Timu has some like what's wrong with Timu? I don't like it. It just collects your data. So I refuse all your data. Okay, so you are too right there by my boot. [00:22:14] Speaker B: What? [00:22:14] Speaker A: It's right there on the top. [00:22:15] Speaker B: Oh, I wasn't even looking for this. But you are too poor for your data to be matter. You don't matter where you work in the government or anything. It doesn't matter. You don't matter at that point. [00:22:28] Speaker A: No, I don't want to like it just seems too good to be true. And I feel like Timu is just like some Chinese bullshit that's out to get us. What it's like there's there's American stuff. [00:22:45] Speaker B: Do you remember all the Facebook shit? Dude. Dude, how are you going to be like, oh, this is the charge. [00:22:50] Speaker A: I don't even have my birthday on my Facebook. [00:22:54] Speaker B: I don't even know. [00:22:58] Speaker A: I know you're. [00:22:59] Speaker B: So red pilled. Is that what it is? Red pilled? When you start like you're Republican, you start go down the rabbit hole. Of all the stupid conspiracy theories and stuff, whichever one you are, that's the one. Pretty sure it's red pill. [00:23:17] Speaker A: Anytime I see Timo, it's like, buy something and then get this for a penny. And it's like you're doing something shady. I don't like it. I don't trust it. You're doing something that is bad. [00:23:32] Speaker B: See, that's what's wrong with American society. So when a friend of mine used to sell pot and they used to. [00:23:42] Speaker A: Sell are you your friend of yours? It's just like a doctor thing. It's like a friend of mine has dick problems. [00:23:48] Speaker B: They used to sell pot for cheaper than what an ace goes for. They used to always get what's wrong with it. And it's like, nothing. Fucker. Here, I'll charge you the regular price then. Whatever. It's dumb. It's dumb. That just because it's cheaper. [00:24:05] Speaker A: If someone came up to you and offered you a gram of cocaine for $10 I don't do cocaine. Let's go back in time to a time when Baby Tron did cocaine. Like in a different universe. Like, let's use the spiderman multiverse. Boom. [00:24:27] Speaker B: Is it someone I know? Was I looking for cocaine? Or is it just some random that showed up was like, here's some cocaine for $10? [00:24:34] Speaker A: I mean, do you ever know your cocaine dealer? Actually, no, never mind. Don't answer that. I did. Yeah, your regular cocaine dealer? [00:24:43] Speaker B: Yeah, I'll get it. Buy it then. [00:24:47] Speaker A: I just feel like there's something wrong with it. [00:24:51] Speaker B: I can't when you're like it's your regular cocaine dealer? Yeah, if my regular pot dealer was like, yo, I'll go sell you this ounce for $10. Bet. Let's go. I see that difference. [00:25:06] Speaker A: Fentanyl in it or something. I don't know. Did it come out of an asshole? He couldn't get into the prison and now it's just covered in shit. What is up with these drugs? [00:25:21] Speaker B: It's also the same thing as like so a guy who owns like, ten cars, he's going to sell one of his cards for under market value just because he has them. It doesn't matter to him. [00:25:31] Speaker A: I mean, if it was some Mr. Beast type shit. I'd be bet. But Mr. Beast was like selling a car for a dollar. [00:25:43] Speaker B: A dollar, though. That's why I use mine. So people are at least somewhat worry the realistic realm. [00:25:50] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, if someone gave me a car for a dollar, yeah, I'd fucking take it. For a dollar. Yeah. [00:25:56] Speaker B: At least make money back on scrap. [00:26:01] Speaker A: It's like, $50 scrap in a car. It's, like, crazy low. Is it really? [00:26:06] Speaker B: Yeah, but if you piece it out. [00:26:09] Speaker A: Because you could piece out the tires. [00:26:11] Speaker B: And all the other stuff yeah. [00:26:13] Speaker A: If you pieced everything out and then sold the car to a scrap yard for $50, you can probably make it sell your catalytic converter if it still has it in this day and age. You can go chop that bitch off, take off all your tires. [00:26:32] Speaker B: Does electronic cars use the fucking Cadillac converters or hybrid cars? [00:26:36] Speaker A: Hybrids. [00:26:37] Speaker B: Yeah, hybrids. [00:26:38] Speaker A: Yes, they use more expensive catalytic converters. It's crazy. [00:26:41] Speaker B: Okay. I didn't know that. [00:26:42] Speaker A: Yeah. Priuses are, like, fucking wildly expensive. [00:26:45] Speaker B: I legitly don't know what the Cadillac converter legitly does for the car. [00:26:49] Speaker A: It fucking converts the exhaust to something less harmful. It like, filters it out. [00:26:56] Speaker B: Well, because as far as I thought, your car still functions without it. [00:27:01] Speaker A: Yeah, it does. It just filters it so, you know, like those HEPA filters that people have in their rooms. Like, the air filters it's that it's an air filter from the exhaust. The outside world. [00:27:13] Speaker B: Okay. [00:27:14] Speaker A: It just kind of helps and catalyzes shit into whatever. [00:27:22] Speaker B: No, that's fine. [00:27:23] Speaker A: I don't know the scientific bullshit. I'm a fucking know that does a podcast about arguing with a fucking extreme leftist. [00:27:35] Speaker B: I wouldn't call myself an extreme leftist. [00:27:39] Speaker A: How much do you love Hillary Clinton? [00:27:41] Speaker B: I hate her. [00:27:42] Speaker A: Oh, my God. What a leftist. [00:27:46] Speaker B: Don't you guys hate her as a Republican? [00:27:48] Speaker A: No. [00:27:50] Speaker B: What was the lock her up chat about that I'm definitely not loving. [00:27:53] Speaker A: Damn. [00:27:54] Speaker B: Is hang by Pence loving him too. [00:27:56] Speaker A: Well, I'm confused. I would figure out how to use OnlyFans if she would start an Only fans. [00:28:04] Speaker B: No, you wouldn't. No, you would figure out it if Lo and Both started Only Fans. [00:28:10] Speaker A: I already seen her. Diddies. [00:28:14] Speaker B: So you've seen the unedited tape, too, of the fucking her in the video? Or what's it called? [00:28:19] Speaker A: There's an unedited version. [00:28:21] Speaker B: I'm just playing with you. [00:28:22] Speaker A: I didn't think her titties popped out in that one. Just fucking all you have to do is go online and be like Lauren Bobart. It's like Forrest Gump over to vote for her again. Lauren Bobert nudes. [00:28:43] Speaker B: Are you going to vote for her again? [00:28:44] Speaker A: No, I don't vote. [00:28:46] Speaker B: Yeah, you do. [00:28:48] Speaker A: Oh, hell yeah. Fucking view images. That's not fucking naked, you dumb asshole. Hell yeah. Look at also also look at her nipples. [00:29:01] Speaker B: Aren't you like look at her nipples. How do I describe it? The question so you're upset about Timu gathering your data? Doesn't fucking Google gather your data? [00:29:13] Speaker A: Use DuckDuckGo. I don't know why people don't use Duck. Go. [00:29:20] Speaker B: Is that what you use? [00:29:21] Speaker A: Yes. [00:29:21] Speaker B: On your phone? [00:29:23] Speaker A: Oh, I don't care. They can fucking I want them to keep a fucking record of all the porn I look at. That way I can be like, hey, government man. What was that porn that I fucking looked at for way too long? Like donkey midget porn. I'm like, no, what's wrong with Timu fucking collecting all my data. [00:29:44] Speaker B: Because of you saying midget? I don't even know why I know this, but deja vu's. That stupid strip club is having midget wrestling on. Fuck it. What's it called? Halloween? I don't even know why I thought. [00:29:57] Speaker A: You'Re going to go on a tangent about how midgets the wrong word to use. They like to be called little people. [00:30:06] Speaker B: Why? I'm not extreme off. [00:30:08] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm like, okay, then they can come and fucking talk to me about it and fight me for the fucking rights to say whatever they want me to say. [00:30:16] Speaker B: How many little people do you think you could beat up before they overtake you? [00:30:20] Speaker A: Six. [00:30:23] Speaker B: You have a number on this? Why six? [00:30:34] Speaker A: Because two of them would go my legs and I can probably kick one off. But if I have three of them on my legs, one on each arm, so that's five. And then one on my back and grab my head, then that 7th one can really get in some good gut punches and fucking finally be the one to take me down. [00:30:55] Speaker B: Wow. [00:30:56] Speaker A: But I can kick one off but have little people arms because they'll wrap around like snakes and be like so I'm like punching little people with little people. Use the little people to defeat the little people. [00:31:11] Speaker B: I use the people to destroy the people. [00:31:15] Speaker A: It's like that movie Tropic Thunder when Simple Jack is like running away and the little child fucking jumps on his neck and starts stabbing. Like that's what I imagine the little person was going to do. [00:31:26] Speaker B: I was thinking Sunny in Philadelphia where they start beating up all the little. [00:31:30] Speaker A: Kids or step brothers where they're like they go to the park. [00:31:39] Speaker B: Too much. [00:31:41] Speaker A: Yeah. Not six. I can fend off six. If there was like twelve midgets and it was just me and you fucking we'd get overwhelmed because you'd run away and I'd be getting beat up by twelve midgets. And you're like, they like to be called little people and then they come and beat you up anyway. But it only take like three of them because you don't fight back in your pacifist. But it takes three of them to jump on top of each other's shoulders like fucking Little Rascals and they fucking hit you in the face and like your weird little sausage fingers smell weird. I don't know. [00:32:19] Speaker B: You could be a pacifist. [00:32:21] Speaker A: You yeah, you're a pacifist. [00:32:23] Speaker B: I'm not. I don't think you could legitly be a pacifist. [00:32:31] Speaker A: I can't be a pacifist. No. [00:32:33] Speaker B: Anybody I don't think the whole ideology of being a pacifist is like a livable ideology where I do think socialism is a livable ideology. [00:32:46] Speaker A: See, it's like if you were at an airport, okay, let's put you in an airport and someone comes up to. You. Some racist dude comes up to you and walking past you and calls you the N word and keeps on walking. Are you going to turn around and punch him in the back of his fucking head? [00:33:06] Speaker B: No, I'm going to say something, but I'm not going to just like, oh, we're going to fitsy Cuffs right away. [00:33:12] Speaker A: What would you say to that guy? Like, hey, I didn't like that. That's not very nice. [00:33:19] Speaker B: I don't know. Probably hey, what the fuck did you just say? You want to say it again in my face? Something like that. [00:33:24] Speaker A: And then what? He comes up straight to your face and he's like, nick and then just finishes it? [00:33:30] Speaker B: Then that's the fighting. You are verbally attacking me using fight language and racism. So yeah, I am going to defend myself. [00:33:40] Speaker A: I feel like you get like halfway through a single punch and you're like, my heart, rob my heart. [00:33:45] Speaker B: I wouldn't punch him first. [00:33:49] Speaker A: What if he's like, I'm not going to punch you either because I don't like to hit hold up. [00:33:53] Speaker B: So if he's going to stand in front of me, I'm just going to put my leg behind him and then push him and he's going to fall. [00:33:58] Speaker A: That's assault. [00:34:00] Speaker B: He assaulted me first. Literally. [00:34:03] Speaker A: He said a word. [00:34:05] Speaker B: No, the N word is actually classified as you could classify that as assaulting someone. [00:34:14] Speaker A: But you have to prove that he said the N word. And like, that's why I said take it. [00:34:19] Speaker B: Say it again to my face. A bunch of people in the airport I chose my words wisely. Persian, I know. [00:34:26] Speaker A: And then you get surrounded by a bunch of handlebar mustaches and bald heads and be like, holy shit. It's all stone cold. Steve Austin's oh, my god. [00:34:35] Speaker B: I don't think Stone Cold would say that. [00:34:37] Speaker A: No stone cold. I do not believe is racist. But he has the look of someone that has a fucking Confederate flag above their bed. [00:34:47] Speaker B: Though it did blow my mind of Hulk Hogan being racist. I didn't see that coming. Most of the black community didn't see that shit coming. [00:34:53] Speaker A: Of course he's racist. [00:34:54] Speaker B: Most of the black community didn't see. [00:34:56] Speaker A: That coming because they all fucking enjoy wrestling. [00:34:59] Speaker B: Most of the black community defended Hulk when they were like, oh, no, he didn't say that. [00:35:05] Speaker A: And then if a watermelon said the N word, they'd be like, well, he. [00:35:08] Speaker B: Gets a pass, though. I got to shake my head out. The black community for trying to defend R. Kelly. He didn't do that. Nigga, they got him on a tape doing that. [00:35:20] Speaker A: I mean, yeah, he peed on a fucking little girl. Don't fucking it's like people that are defending Danny Masterson, it's like, dude, he did the fucking crime. Go fucking serve time in prison. [00:35:32] Speaker B: Yes. [00:35:32] Speaker A: You shouldn't have done that. And good on that fucking judge. Good on that judge for not fucking bending over backwards. Oh, it's a famous person from that 70s Show. [00:35:46] Speaker B: So let's see now. If you hold principle Trump being gag ordered and then breaking the gag order. [00:35:56] Speaker A: Yeah, he's not raping. [00:35:58] Speaker B: Okay? So the line is rape. [00:36:01] Speaker A: The line is hurting other fucking people. [00:36:05] Speaker B: The gag order is in there in place to protect other people. [00:36:10] Speaker A: What is he saying? [00:36:12] Speaker B: What's up? [00:36:13] Speaker A: I don't follow him on Twitter or whatever. [00:36:15] Speaker B: He's not even on Twitter at the moment. I don't know if he is or not. He's not saying anything at the moment. Okay, what did he do those bad gag order was? He couldn't talk about the judge or the prosecutor or any of the people in the trial because again, his fans are insane. And he was still talking his shit on the judge and stuff. And so he got a $5,000 fine. Then he got a $10,000 fine. Everyone's talking about like, well, they're trying to stop his freedom of speech. What the fuck is the gag order, bro? Like, he's not the only one ever in the country to ever have a gag order. [00:36:52] Speaker A: Yeah, that should be illegal. It's like, you should be allowed to talk about the shit that's actually happening in your own fucking life. How about that? How about you just let the man fucking talk about that shit? And it's like, don't fucking attack someone that has fucking insane fucking fans. Yeah, maybe. How about that? How about go defend yourself against these insane fans? How about have like a fucking M 16 ready to fucking go, or a fucking sawn off shotgun or a Taurus judge underneath your fucking cloak. That way if someone comes up to you, fuck you, judge. How dare you attack my precious Trump? You can just fucking pull it up and blast. [00:37:30] Speaker B: Why does every right winger have this hard on fantasy for? Like, I'm going to be the good guy with the good. I can't wait. [00:37:38] Speaker A: Everyone else should have this attitude. No, everyone else should be prepared to stop anyone and kill them. I don't even have a gun in this room. I have my drill over there. That's like the most dangerous thing I have in this room. I have this aluminum tripod. Get out of here. Stop it. [00:38:02] Speaker B: No. [00:38:02] Speaker A: Don't murder my friend Tron. [00:38:04] Speaker B: Are you trying to say, stop murdering my friend Tron? [00:38:06] Speaker A: Wait. [00:38:06] Speaker B: Like you've never thought about, I can't wait. I wish somebody broke in with me having this gun so I could shoot them. Oh, no. [00:38:13] Speaker A: I had fucking beat them to death with my big giant fucking dick. Rambo and dick. That is my fucking fantasy. Have said that. That is my fucking fantasy. It's like the cops fucking come in. [00:38:27] Speaker B: Story of someone beating someone with the deal, like a burglar with a dildo. [00:38:32] Speaker A: I'm sure it's happened, but just like, the cops come in, and I'm just fucking wailing on this dude with a giant fucking 17 inch dick and just using the balls. And he goes into fucking jail. And he has his face all bruised. And it's like, oh, man. He has, like, the fucking imprint of balls on his face. What the fuck happened to you, bro? I want to talk about it. The police did this to me. Oh, the police put giant fucking balls in your face. The police did that. I feel like you're the guy that got fucking beat up by the fucking dildo. This is the dildo guy? Oh, fuck him. What a loser. [00:39:08] Speaker B: It's sad because again, you have stated that this is a fantasy, is beating up an intruder with the dildo. So you're not lying. No lies detected. [00:39:20] Speaker A: So that's what I want. So come into my fucking house. Door is open, motherfucker. Door is open. You come in with a gun. I'll use my gun to fucking kneecap you like the end of fucking Django. And then I'll beat you to death with my fucking dildo. It'll be a fucking closed casket. I'll fucking take my sledgehammer and fucking take that dildo. Open your mouth and go and fucking hammer it in like a stick to a vampire tart. [00:39:54] Speaker B: I would actually love to read the police incident report of that. That whole entire incident. Intruder got shot in the leg that beat up with a sex object. [00:40:09] Speaker A: I want to see the look on the cop's face as they come in. And I'm smoking a cigarette on the couch. It's like, where do you get a cigarette? I'm like, I don't know. No one's ever smoked cigarettes here. I'm just sitting there, bloody fucking dildo in my hand, a boner between my lap. And it's like it was a good day. Sir, I think you have to come with us. I think he super killed. I'm like, oh, yeah. No, he's dead. He's wildly dead. Yeah. He's like, oh, I'm not dead. I'm like, okay, you can kill him now. I had my fun. I'm tired. [00:40:50] Speaker B: Wow. [00:40:53] Speaker A: So, yeah, everyone go get a giant fucking dildo. That should be a new fear unlocked. Getting beat to death with a giant fucking dildo. And the balls are hard too. I don't think you ever touched it because you don't play that shit. But if you met a person I. [00:41:18] Speaker B: Don'T even know what the fuck you say. [00:41:20] Speaker A: If you met a person that was like you completely vibed with and everything was going great, you were emotionally attracted to them because you're not like the type of dude that's like, I am, but you're weird. And then they fucking took you back to their house. And then they pull that like a giant fucking cock. And they're like, hey, is this going to be a problem? Would that be a problem? [00:41:55] Speaker B: No, but that's a wild it's a. [00:41:58] Speaker A: Bigger cock than yours too. [00:42:01] Speaker B: Okay. [00:42:02] Speaker A: Measure them because you're like woke fucking put them next to each other. [00:42:07] Speaker B: I don't think woke people measure their dicks, bro. [00:42:12] Speaker A: If I had a trans friend that wanted to measure dicks, anybody that wanted to measure dicks with me, I'd measure dicks with them. No problem. I'm afraid. No, pull your dick. Pull your shit. Let's measure. Send me a picture of your dick. Let's see what you got. What are you working with? I'll fucking rate it. [00:42:31] Speaker B: Are you really asking for yeah, no. [00:42:33] Speaker A: Like I asked for a dick. [00:42:34] Speaker B: Literally just said what I was going to ask. He said it as I was thinking it. [00:42:42] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm not afraid. I feel like that makes me the best person to be like, hey, I'm willing to look at your penis now if there's something wrong with your dick. It's like, oh, dude, fix your dick. Dude. Like if your dick fucking like, you know, fucking boomerangs to like one side. Fix that shit. Straighten that shit out. Hammer it back into place. Heat it up with a blowtorch. I don't know what you have to do. Fix it. [00:43:16] Speaker B: This is not medical advice. [00:43:19] Speaker A: This is 100% medical advice. [00:43:21] Speaker B: 100% not medical advice. Do not hammer your dick. [00:43:25] Speaker A: Hammer your dick. Just go for it. What's the worst that can happen? [00:43:31] Speaker B: It feels good. [00:43:33] Speaker A: And then you have a new kink unlocked. Oh, fucking cool. Now a new toy goes into your sex chest. Awesome hammer. [00:43:43] Speaker B: Wow. [00:43:44] Speaker A: And then fucking when someone breaks in your house, you can hit them in the head with your hammer and then fucking beat them death with your fucking giant dildo. How awesome. It's like, technically the hammer was a sex toy because I like, hammering my penis. And then that guy is like 30 years he's released from prison. And he goes and has like a. [00:44:11] Speaker B: Normal remember what I picked up my phone for? You fucking have my brain all fried right now with this disputal. [00:44:17] Speaker A: And then he's like, out there having a normal life. And then his grandkids like, what's the most embarrassing story of your life, grandpa? [00:44:24] Speaker B: And he's like, literally going to look up something. I don't remember what the fuck? [00:44:30] Speaker A: He flashes back to that moment. He's like, one time I pooped myself in second grade and uses that as a cop out. He's like, grandpa, I found this TikTok of you getting beat to near death with a fucking dildo. It's like, fuck, you filmed it. Yeah, that happened too. That wasn't embarrassing, though. Delete that. [00:44:51] Speaker B: Do you remember Vines? [00:44:52] Speaker A: Yeah, of course. I wasn't like, big into it. I'm not big into TikTok either, but that's fair. I don't understand the social media addiction. I don't fucking promote any of these podcasts on social media at all. I hardly ever participate in social media. I don't care. People are like, oh, I have to be on my Instagram 24/7. I'm like, dude, you don't. You really don't. Yeah, you do. Why? [00:45:28] Speaker B: No, you don't. I was just being sarcastic. [00:45:30] Speaker A: Yeah, okay. [00:45:33] Speaker B: Hold up. I don't know how to explain it other than it's similar to us and our generation with video games such as like, so our parents were always like. [00:45:46] Speaker A: I don't understand it. Why don't you just go outside and play? [00:45:50] Speaker B: I've made tons of friends playing video games, like actual friends playing video games and stuff like that. So I can't say no to that social media or that different form of entertainment when I myself got stuff out of a different form of entertainment or medium that my parents didn't understand. [00:46:13] Speaker A: Well, I fully understand it, but it's like when people take a picture of their dinner every night having lasagna with green beans tonight. [00:46:25] Speaker B: Love me some food porn. Love it. [00:46:27] Speaker A: No, not even good food porn. It's just like they just have whatever if it's a beautifully presented dish. Cool. Go ahead and take a picture of that. That's art. Neat. Fucking someone went to fucking chef school or culinary school long enough to learn how to make a plate look pretty. Yeah, go ahead and take a picture of this dude's, art. Fucking share the fucking restaurant. It's like, oh, cool. Neat. But if you're like, yeah, I have hamburgers tonight. Boop. And every night you just take a picture. This is my doggie. I'm like, that's fucking worth it. This is my kitten. Yeah, take those. I love those. This is my child. Watch me torture him for entertainment. Don't do that. [00:47:12] Speaker B: What's the difference between you taking pictures of your pet and taking pictures of food? [00:47:18] Speaker A: Because children and pets no, I said food. [00:47:22] Speaker B: I didn't say child. You were already teen up for the child response. [00:47:30] Speaker A: No, the food and the children are the same thing. [00:47:33] Speaker B: No, it isn't. [00:47:34] Speaker A: Ask Hansel and Gretel about it. There's people that eat know. They chop up your child and make oh, look, I made them flambey out of my child. I got baby back ribs. Hell yeah. [00:47:57] Speaker B: Are we going to get a drink? I don't even know what to say to this. [00:48:06] Speaker A: Yeah, I'll rip on it. But in all honesty, the difference between taking a picture of your food and your cat is your cat is adorable. I want to look at your cat. Oh, your cat's cute. Your dog oh, your dog is cute. Your food I don't give a fuck what you're eating. You don't need to take that fucking picture. Isn't that right? Mochi? Come up here. I should take more pictures of my cat. Mochi, come here. Mochi, come here. Come here. Okay, fine. Then fuck off. I won't take more pictures of you and Tron left to go fucking actually get a drink. So I'll pause until he gets back and we are, you know Tron tron was saying about baby yeah. [00:49:02] Speaker B: I came back in. It was just like, so what the fuck? Tell me more about baby eating. [00:49:06] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, like, honestly, I feel like babies are, like, the easiest things to eat. Like, they have soft heads. [00:49:12] Speaker B: Talk about baby cows or baby chickens or we're talking about actually baby people. [00:49:17] Speaker A: I mean, fucking polar bears love eating. [00:49:20] Speaker B: Baby people or baby cats. [00:49:24] Speaker A: I mean, you can't eat a baby kitten. They're too adorable. A baby cow? I can shoot a baby cow right in the fucking dome. I do not give a fuck. I won't feel any amount of guilt. I'll do it right in front of both of its parents. Like, right in front of the bull and the fucking heifer. I'll just be like, hey, look, this is your baby. Bang, bang, bang. And I'm like, what the fuck? And I'll let them live forever. [00:49:50] Speaker B: So it stops at baby kittens. Or does it? [00:49:55] Speaker A: Puppies and baby kittens? Yeah, fucking don't eat, but not baby babies. [00:49:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:49:59] Speaker A: I mean, if you're a fucking wild animal, go for it. If you're out camping with your fucking brand new baby and a bear rips into your tent and eats your baby alive, you deserve it. It looks fucking delicious. You didn't fucking tie it up in a tree like you're supposed to with all the fucking edible bear food. Just fucking tie your baby up in a tree. It's fucking crying away from you, fucking bothering everybody else. Or maybe it might sleep like a baby and then wake up in the morning and it's like a fucking like a little alarm. It's up in the fucking trees enjoying a good time. You fucking pull it down. It's getting bitten by mosquitoes a million times, half eaten by a fucking raccoon. But whatever. It's alive. A bear. It would have been a fucking fun size snickers to a bear, especially if it was black. Have you ever seen, like, nature is metal? That's another fucking good follow. I love watching, like, shut jesus. I love watching, like, leopards and shit. Like get like other baby animals. Like, oh, yeah, what an idiot. What a bad parent. [00:51:25] Speaker B: Wow. I don't even know what to say to you. [00:51:31] Speaker A: I know, you never do. It's always a fucking nightmare. It's always a fucking shit show. [00:51:36] Speaker B: There are some things we could discuss. And then we get to baby eating that's. [00:51:40] Speaker A: All right, here we'll go into another subject. Because there is one that like, saved fine should scale with income. So everything yeah, but I've said this. [00:51:52] Speaker B: From the beginning because Europe has this. So if you make a bunch of money, your speeding ticket is going to be more expensive than the poor guy. [00:52:01] Speaker A: No, I say every fucking thing. Yeah, your taxes go up. You go to the grocery store. You're now fucking paying 20% tax on your groceries. Fuck. You go to get fuel, guess what? You're paying more for that fucking gallon of fuel. You want to go fucking pay rent? Guess what? You're paying more if you're fucking poor. [00:52:23] Speaker B: As long as those fines are going back into social networks and stuff, yeah. [00:52:28] Speaker A: You should do it if you want to enroll your kid into school. I don't know if that costs money. Does that cost money? [00:52:37] Speaker B: Like public school? Primary school? [00:52:39] Speaker A: Like public school? [00:52:40] Speaker B: Yeah, no. Definitely starts costing money once you get into like, you got to pay for the lunch, and you got to pay. [00:52:49] Speaker A: For you don't need to. That's the great part. Your kid just gets the fucking hey, I'm poor lunch, which is like a peanut butter sandwich. Like they have to provide lunch. [00:52:59] Speaker B: No, they've taken that shit out way. What? There's stories. Look it up. Where? Because the kid doesn't have lunch and stuff. They've gotten their lunch taken away. [00:53:12] Speaker A: Because they didn't have lunch. They got their lunch taken away. [00:53:15] Speaker B: How does that mean they didn't have lunch money? They had a lunch debt because they owe the school lunch money. [00:53:21] Speaker A: Well, yeah, but when I went to school, if you ran out of money, that was it. And you'd get a peanut butter sandwich and like some water. [00:53:36] Speaker B: I don't know if it's that anymore. [00:53:41] Speaker A: I feel like they're required to I don't know. [00:53:46] Speaker B: Now I have to look it up. [00:53:48] Speaker A: I'm like almost half tempted to just go fucking buy ten loaves of fucking white bread and like ten jars of fucking peanut butter and just donate it to a school. I'm like, here, this is for poor children that don't have food. Give them fucking water on your own dime. Water is free. [00:54:07] Speaker B: Wow. [00:54:08] Speaker A: Give them this. It's like, well, what if the kid is fucking allergic to peanuts? And I'm like, I guess fucking give him that and let him die. I don't know. But yeah, everything should scale the fuck up. And I do mean fucking everything. You go to the hospital costs you more. You go to the casino, higher hands, less fucking shit. You can do that way a poor person can take a cruise for $20 to that rich person, 20,000. [00:54:49] Speaker B: All it's giving me is Colorado. And I know we voted for everyone gets free lunch in Colorado. I don't care about Colorado now. [00:54:57] Speaker A: No, this is in California. And of course at Libtard, California, they will have free lunch. Mochi, do you want to get up there? [00:55:15] Speaker B: All right. [00:55:16] Speaker A: Come on. Oh, elevator, are you up there? Come on. There you go. But yeah, I mean, everything should have children should always have at least some sort of food. [00:55:40] Speaker B: Eight states can now eat free school meals. [00:55:45] Speaker A: I'm not saying give them the expensive shit. I'm not saying give them prisoner food. But like, somewhere in between, somewhere in between the good meal that all these rich people fucking get, these middle class, lower class people that can actually afford the lunch. And the lunch shouldn't cost more than a dollar. Let's get that clear. It should cost $5 a fucking week to feed these fucking kids because you're buying the food in bulk. Suck my dick if you think otherwise. $5 a week and you get the full fucking meal. There you go. Hey. Here you go, Timmy. Here you go. And so if you can't afford fucking that, you get fucking shit on. Sorry. Now, if you are in serious dire straits, like your parents have cancer or whatever, yes, fucking exceptions can be made, and you fucking don't get to have to be embarrassed. Like back in the day with food stamps, remember that when you had to come in with actual fucking stamps and it would embarrass the shit out of you? [00:56:54] Speaker B: Speaking of food stamps, I'm trying to get the college to let us use food stamps at the cafe. [00:57:00] Speaker A: As long as it's not cooked food. [00:57:02] Speaker B: Then yeah, I know, but everyone that we're not allowed to at the moment. [00:57:07] Speaker A: Do they have uncooked food? Yeah. Okay. [00:57:10] Speaker B: They have sandwiches and stuff? [00:57:11] Speaker A: They have to actually, I have no idea, but what I would assume is they'd have to work with the government to get the money out of it's. [00:57:20] Speaker B: A change I'm trying to legit get done at our college because our college specifically, I think it was 47% of us are on the Pell grant, and, like, a conservative estimate, 20% to 30% of those people are on food stamps. And most of the people there, they're on campus for, like, half the day, but they can't afford to eat there. So it's something I want to change. [00:57:48] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, college should have reasonable food. They can have bougie food, too. They can have, like, a lettuce wrap with fucking ahi tuna or whatever, but they should be like, hey, yeah, we have PBS and J's. We have fucking spaghetti, macaroni and cheese, shit like that. [00:58:12] Speaker B: That's fair. [00:58:14] Speaker A: Cheese rolls. Like, every fucking college campus should just have a Taco Bell. [00:58:20] Speaker B: They also should allow you you know, they do not allow you to use your financial aid on food at the college campus. [00:58:28] Speaker A: Why would they? [00:58:29] Speaker B: What do you mean, why would they? Why wouldn't they? Your financial aid literally states it's also used for food. [00:58:35] Speaker A: Does it? [00:58:36] Speaker B: Yeah, it's for food, housing, books, and, like, school materials. It literally says it on there. [00:58:43] Speaker A: Well, then can you use it for food outside of the college? [00:58:47] Speaker B: Well, that's what you could use it for when you get your refund back, right? Okay. So you could use it at the bookstore to buy the chips and the shitty food that they have at the bookstore. But actually, the campus cafe, you cannot use it. But it's dumb because, again, why can I use it and buy chips, but I can't use it to buy food, and then why can I use it when I have it as cash? [00:59:14] Speaker A: Well, guess what? Fucking college is a capitalistic idea to fucking keep you out of the workforce and get you into insane amounts of debt to where you would now have to fucking work for the man. [00:59:27] Speaker B: That's why back in the day, you could afford to go to college while working. [00:59:32] Speaker A: Yeah, back in the day, wasn't capitalist society. We were a little capitalist. Yeah, but it wasn't insane levels capitalism. Now it's insane levels. Insane levels of greed, insane levels of fucking poverty, insane levels of fucking everything. And it's all fucking bad. That's why these fucking rich people should have to fucking pay more, and poor people should have to pay less. [00:59:57] Speaker B: Yes, I still think you should get 100% tax over everything over a billion dollars. Anytime you spend anything over that billion dollars, like, anytime you spend money, you could remake that billion dollars up to that billion dollars again. [01:00:12] Speaker A: And yeah, people just buy art. That's how they fucking get around tax loopholes. And it's stupid. Yeah, they buy art and then donate that art to themselves. I hate fucking tax loopholes for the Altar Ridge. Give tax loopholes for us fucking poor people. And then I'll be like, oh, yeah, you guys could have your tax loopholes too. We can all have fucking tax loopholes. And we can all fucking be making a bunch of money and make the government eat a dick. But anytime you see, like, one of these ultra rich people, it's like, well, we pay taxes. It's like, how much what percentage of the money you made that went into your fucking bank account do you pay taxes on? [01:00:53] Speaker B: So you feel the same way about when Trump screwed the system and paid a little bit of taxes? [01:00:59] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, for every fucking rich person, he should have to fucking pay a bunch of fucking I don't even know what they're trying to get him for. Are they trying to get him for, like, the fucking January 6 fucking attacks? [01:01:10] Speaker B: He has three different cases going on. [01:01:13] Speaker A: But fucking hop off his dick. Let him fucking run for his presidency, and then he'll just going to pardon himself. Do you really want to fucking attack some dude and be like, well, fuck Trump. His fucking fans are insane people. [01:01:29] Speaker B: But one of them was for inflating his what's it called, his asset, so he could get more loans and then deflating his asset so he doesn't have to pay as much taxes. That's why I asked if you have. [01:01:42] Speaker A: That same energy, yeah, make him fucking pay for that shit. [01:01:45] Speaker B: He literally is so in New York, they're threatening that he can't be real estate and stuff there anymore because this is where all that stuff was happening with deflating and inflating his assets. [01:01:58] Speaker A: New York is full of a bunch of corrupt pieces of shit anyway. If you ever go to New York and try and get like, an airbnb at any respectable area, like somewhere in Manhattan, it's going to be $400 a night for a shitty little shit area. Like, I have a bunch of friends that live in fucking New York. You know this. And yeah, I know the fucking rents that they fucking pay out there. I'm like, how leave New York. I'm like, you're a comedian. You could do fucking comedy anywhere. You could come out here and crush know. You can come out to the middle of the country, buy a house. Fucking outright. Own that bitch. You have to pay like $1,000 a year in fucking property taxes. And then you have a fucking home base. And then you can travel around. [01:02:55] Speaker B: They would have to save the money to buy the house. [01:02:58] Speaker A: They have the money to buy the house. [01:03:00] Speaker B: Okay? [01:03:03] Speaker A: Because as comedians, they have to be real good savers. Because once your comedy is done, or once you say the N word where someone recorded it, your fucking comedy is done. Once you Lewis speak of them like they're a monolith. [01:03:19] Speaker B: All comedians are a monolith. Not all comedians are a monolith. [01:03:22] Speaker A: What does that mean? [01:03:24] Speaker B: All comedians think like a group of people think one like one all that group acts like one. All that group, they don't like one like Borg? No. I guarantee you there's not comedians that saved and shit during their time. I guarantee you there weren't like, OOH, if I say this N word, I'm going to be screwed. So I need to save every cent I have. [01:03:48] Speaker A: No, they save a lot. They have a lot in the fucking bank. [01:03:52] Speaker B: So you say all comedians have money in the bank? [01:03:55] Speaker A: Professional comedians, yes. [01:04:00] Speaker B: Where they I don't to find some stat on this. [01:04:07] Speaker A: You mean you ask them? [01:04:08] Speaker B: Well, because there would be the same thing with NFL players or even like. [01:04:13] Speaker A: NFL players are fucking not frugal with their goddamn money. They go out and fucking party all the time because they get fucking ridiculous millions. Fucking a comedian will get like 10,000 for a weekend and then have to pay their agent and then have to fucking pay for a bunch of other dumbass bullshit. And it's like, okay, cool, I made 70,000 this year. As a comedian. As a professional fucking comedian. [01:04:41] Speaker B: You think that's the median for a professional comedian, 70,000? Let's start there. [01:04:46] Speaker A: Yeah. As someone that fucking goes and tours, like for the upper 1% of fucking comedians, the Gabriel glaciers, the Burke Kreischers, the fucking Tom Seguras, they make fucking ridiculous money. [01:05:00] Speaker B: Yeah, but I'm not talking about yeah. [01:05:02] Speaker A: We'Re not talking about them. We're talking about the fucking people that fucking are comedians to survive. Yes. About $70,000 a year. It's fucking brutal. Because the second it's done, it's done. [01:05:17] Speaker B: Oh, no. I think 70,000 is pretty high for. [01:05:20] Speaker A: Your average comedian, media professional comedian. If you're an open mic or you ain't making shit, what do you consider? [01:05:27] Speaker B: Where is the line of professional? [01:05:29] Speaker A: Are you paying all your bills with only doing comedy? That's where I draw that line. Do you have any other job other than fucking comedian? If you're a fucking server at a restaurant, you're not a professional fucking comedian. You're a server at a restaurant that also does this. I see comedians drop off all the fucking time and then go do some other fucking bullshit because they're like, fuck. It's kind of really hard out there. [01:06:02] Speaker B: And those comedians I've dropped off make seventy. K a year. [01:06:06] Speaker A: It's a flash in the pan type shit. Now, if you are someone that can get yourself booked for, like, a $70,000 show, then hell yeah. Yeah, you're making good money. And there are some comedians that fucking make really good money. There's really good years. There's really bad years. It's inside baseball bullshit. Next time you fucking go to a comedy show with a professional comedian, ask him. He probably won't tell you. That's fair. I can't tell you what this comedian and that comedian makes, but it's not like, Holy shit money. But it's like, okay, I can fucking live pretty comfortably as a comedian. Go work weekends, get flown out, go do this. [01:07:07] Speaker B: Seventy K a year is, to some. [01:07:10] Speaker A: People, life changing money a year, but whatever. But we're going to go ahead and end right there because we're already past an hour. If I made $70,000 a year, yes, I'd be fucking stoked on life. But you can follow me, instagram, Twitter, Twitch, all that dumb bullshit. Alex truck. Follow Tron. Troniwani on YouTube. I'm sure he has an X, too. [01:07:37] Speaker B: Yes. [01:07:38] Speaker A: Don't follow him there. No, he'll fight you. [01:07:42] Speaker B: Not unless you want to hear a bunch of lib stuff. [01:07:45] Speaker A: If you want to follow I don't even know his fucking an X. I. [01:07:51] Speaker B: Have to pull it up. [01:07:52] Speaker A: Don't even pull it up. [01:07:53] Speaker B: I don't care. [01:07:54] Speaker A: But, yeah, that's it. Bye. Peace.