Argue This! #166 Israel vs Palestine

[00:00:01] Speaker A: Alrighty. Alrighty, everybody, welcome back to another episode of Argue this with Alex the truck and Troniwani yo. So this week, Tron brought up a subject that I had really no fucking idea about. It's this whole Palestine Israel Middle Eastern stuff. And I thought we dropped a couple nukes on and called it good. I thought they were Afghanistan. Honestly, I didn't know. So I did a little bit of research. Tron prompted me to educate myself fucking higher education shit. And so I did. I went out and watched a fucking ten minute YouTube video from Vox, and I think I'm pretty much all caught up and I know everything that is to know everything. All the fucking little dips and doodles that is the Middle East bullshit. [00:01:01] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't even know all the little dips and doodles to be 100% in this because it's so complex. [00:01:12] Speaker A: No, as far as I'm concerned, it is human nature just at a grand scale. If you see two people that hate each other for some weird fucking reason, when Italians hate Jewish people, it's like, why do you hate him? Well, he's Jewish. It's like, well, what about him being Jewish? Do you hate the Jew part? It's like, do you have a legitimate reason to hate this Jewish man other than him being Jewish? Pretend he's Italian. He's no Italian is a fucking Jew. Pretend. Use your imagination. Do you actually have any other fucking reason to hate him? Oh, shit. No, I just hate his Jewishness. And so it's that human fucking nature of hatred and malice towards one another, fucking from misinformation that we hear from trusted advisors or trusted fucking leaders that perpetuates a cycle of fucking violence and hatred towards one another. Same thing with blacks and whites. Same thing with Japanese and fucking Chinese. Same thing with any fucking two groups of people that fucking absolutely hate each other. It's like, why do the skinheads hate fucking black people? Why do the KKK hate black people? Because they just don't want them in their neighborhood. Because they're different. They're the others. They don't have a real fucking reason to hate any black people other than the fact that they're ignorant and they like, oh, that guy's a different color than me. Fuck him. That's it. It's ignorant, hatred. And people will just once you've gone too far, you can't come back. [00:03:22] Speaker B: What do you mean there's not a way to come back? The Germans were able to come back. [00:03:28] Speaker A: Yeah, but if you see how Americans treat Germans, and I see it online, all the know Germany is very fucking fucking, you know, ostracized all the fucking Nazis like, fuck all these know in Germany. They did the right thing in Germany. Now they cannot control how the fucking media portrays it everywhere else. And we know see Germany and like, oh, fucking that German fucking Hitler. It's like, oh, he was but so. [00:04:03] Speaker B: You think the German government did all no. [00:04:07] Speaker A: Okay, no, like as a fucking middle aged, you know, well versed with World War II and Hitler and his rise to power and all that. [00:04:17] Speaker B: No, I mean, like, you think the German government is one who expelled all the Nazis and was like, It's the people, okay? I just wanted to make sure because a lot of the stuff we give credit for, for Germany, I'm doing air quotes because it's of the people. The citizens. [00:04:36] Speaker A: Yeah, it was 100% the fucking citizens. [00:04:39] Speaker B: Like the stepping stones and all that. The citizens. I think the government finally did something in the don't remember what it was. [00:04:48] Speaker A: Yeah, they were out there fucking making laws and all this legislation back, okay? Fucking Nazi fucking flags are now illegal. Fucking hiiling hitler in Germany is now punishable all this fucking fucked up shit. So when dumbass Americans go over there and do some shit, it's like, oh, yeah, no, here's a fucking fat fine. Jail time, or whatever the fuck they do to you. I've never actually been over to Germany, but every fucking German I've ever met from Germany, they're like, no, that's not even fucking funny. Don't make Hitler jokes. I don't like that. [00:05:25] Speaker B: Now, you know, there is a far right movement in Germany. [00:05:29] Speaker A: There always is, okay? But every reasonable fucking German citizen I've ever met here in the United States of America, 100% of them have always been like, no, I don't like that. Do not. And it's not me making the Hitler jokes. Just to be fucking clear. If I see somebody else, oh, you're from Germany. Heil Hitler. They're like, no, absolutely not. Don't do that. I'm like, yeah, no, you fucking made great strides. But here in America, we view Germany and all Germans as Nazis still. [00:06:08] Speaker B: That's rare. [00:06:11] Speaker A: And it's like this fucking ignorant fucking thing that we get fucking pumped in our heads from fucking Wolfenstein and fucking Call of Duty and all these video games and all this media. It's like, Germans equal know, how about teach us the rest of that fucking lesson? I had to go and learn the fucking rest of that lesson by myself. [00:06:33] Speaker B: So it's interesting that you also bring up the media and Call of Duty, because there's also it's said, right or it's being said right now of America, that we are so used to watching Muslims and stuff getting blown up and everything in our video games and media and shooting them in our media and stuff. That that's also why we are okay with the atrocities that are going on right now. I'm not saying what Hamas did to Israel was not an atrocity, because I could dim that everywhere. But as well, what Israel is doing to the Palestinians is also an. [00:07:29] Speaker A: You know, an eye for an eye type bullshit. It's like, fuck you. Oh, fuck me then. Fuck. Like, have you ever seen that video? It's like, hey, what's your name? Tony. [00:07:40] Speaker B: It's so good. [00:07:42] Speaker A: That's exactly what that is. That's exactly what this little fucking spat is. And fucking Britain making some land deals and it's like, hey, yeah, guess what? Fucking Israel can come on over here to fucking Palestinian land and it's fucked up. [00:08:04] Speaker B: And then you're going to get the argument that there was no Palestinian land because the Palestinians didn't have a nationality because of the Otoman empire. And I would like to push back and also say, well, instead of displacing the native people, why not offer land in Europe because of if everyone felt really that bad. But the typical response is, I feel bad, but not bad enough where I want to give up mine. [00:08:39] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, it's like, hey guys, just enjoy the fucking land. That's what know, the pilgrims did over here. They came over and like, yeah, we have hella land. Go ahead and fucking set up camp wherever you want. Here's some corn. Enjoy it. And it's like then the pilgrim is like, kill you all. And it's like, can you not do that? [00:09:08] Speaker B: No. In your research, your courtesy research. [00:09:11] Speaker A: Yeah, ten minute video. [00:09:13] Speaker B: They explain about how it was a temple and then there was Holy Land. [00:09:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:09:19] Speaker B: Then it became a mosque and all that other fun stuff. [00:09:22] Speaker A: Yeah, there's Holy Land for fucking everyone over there. The Christians, the fucking Muslims and the fucking Jewish people. And it's like, oh fuck. There's like way too much Holy land over here. How about this? You share it. It's like if you have a cake, it's like, oh man. [00:09:42] Speaker B: It sounds really easy to share. But again, remember how I was talking about complexities? [00:09:47] Speaker A: Yeah, those fucking dirty Palestinians stink bad. I understand you Jewish people, you are clean people. [00:09:56] Speaker B: No, that's racist as fuck too. But no. So it was a holy land for Muslims and then through the Crusades, the Christians took it over and erected a temple. And then it became like a holy land for the Christians and Israelites and all that fun stuff. And then Musa Modim, he took it over and destroyed the temple and erected a mosque, which is currently the third holiest site in all of Islam. And he erected the mosque on top of where the temple used to stand. There's one wall I forgot which like I want to say it's the south wall, but I could absolutely wrong. It could be the west north. It's one of the walls. And that's where Christians and the Jewish people go to do their pilgrimage. And then the Muslims the mosque is literally right there as well. And if either or religious person goes on, either or thing like site basically amounts to sacrilege. [00:11:08] Speaker A: Yeah, no, I saw the fucking Jews spitting at the fucking Christians. I'm sure everyone saw that fucking video. They're coming out with a cross and the Jews are like I'm like, yeah, you already fucking killed Jesus, you fucking assholes. Knock it off. We don't like you. [00:11:30] Speaker B: Did you also look at what I was talking about with the 10th Zionist or something like that of why the Christians want Israel to take over the land. [00:11:45] Speaker A: I mean, I didn't fucking research why fucking people read a fucking millionaire book and then like, oh, fucking the Jews. [00:11:58] Speaker B: So in the US. Right, you have the evangelical Christians, like 100% pro Israel no matter what, right? And the undertone to that is so in order for the rapture to get started in the end times, the Jewish people will take control of all of the Holy Land, which is all of Jerusalem. [00:12:24] Speaker A: What I find fucking hilarious is the Bible also fucking says there's only going to be like 144,000 fucking people that get raptured up, suck God's dick. And I don't know if you've done the fucking math, but there's more than 144,000 fucking people. I feel like it will be like a blip. Like, it was weird. Fucking where did Bob go? Like religious crazy. Bob probably got raptured. [00:12:52] Speaker B: Even better because the gayest people are going to be the ones raptured. [00:12:57] Speaker A: Like, RuPaul is just like in the middle of a drag race and it's like, fuck did RuPaul go? [00:13:02] Speaker B: Yes. They're all bashing is the ones that God loves the most. [00:13:06] Speaker A: And God's going to where's the current senator of Texas? Where did he go? It's like God comes down. It's like, I took 144,000 of the gayest people on the planet. It's like the senator of Texas. Oh, yeah, him, the gayest. He's number three. It's like, what number three? He was making laws to kill gay people. It's like, yeah. Why do you think. [00:13:44] Speaker B: It'S weird, like when Christians are also like, yes, I want these guys to murder these people so that we could start the end times and get raptured? [00:13:55] Speaker A: Just fucking nuke the entire area. No, they'll all think it's a rapture if heaven is real, they'll be like, oh, a bright ay. And then they see God. How awesome is that? They're like, oh, no, you got hit by a nuke. They're like, oh, that sucks. But I'm here with you. And that's even better. [00:14:14] Speaker B: Also, I'm almost positive, like, Israel as a country is a nuclear power that owns the nuclear weapons. [00:14:25] Speaker A: But they're Jewish with them and they won't use them. [00:14:28] Speaker B: They haven't confirmed that they have nuclear weapons, but the Department of Defense thinks that they have around 300. [00:14:38] Speaker A: Well, Israel can't have nukes because they're not kosher. [00:14:42] Speaker B: They separate. It like how we are supposed to separate our ammo, whereas part of it's here and part of it's on another place. But then they could combine and then shoot the rocket. [00:14:54] Speaker A: Here's the thing. They won't. They're too fucking you know, the nuclear radiation company? [00:15:03] Speaker B: What's it called? Gaza? [00:15:05] Speaker A: Yeah. They want like it's like that story of King Solomon where two women showed up with a baby and one King Solomon's like, hey, I'm going to chop this baby in half and give each of you a half baby and one woman's like, yeah, I'm chill with that. And the other one's like, no, she can have the fucking then, you know, like, the one that's like, you can have the fucking like, it gave it to, like that's really your fucking baby. Here you go. It's like, wow, that's a great king threatening to chop babies in half. If it would have gone too fucking far, would you have chopped that baby in half? Fucking religion is stupid. All of it is fucking stupid. And if you're fighting over fucking religious fucking things, honestly, I hope you die. And there's just, like, nothing not just. [00:16:01] Speaker B: The religious thing, though. It's also, like, displacement of the native people. [00:16:06] Speaker A: No, I get that, but it starts with fucking religion, and that's, like, the basis of the hatred. And it's like no, it started with. [00:16:14] Speaker B: They gave them the land. [00:16:17] Speaker A: Trust me, we have fucking immigrants coming to this country every fucking day, all the time. You, for instance, okay, as a Native American, as a fucking feather Indian, I accept you into my land. [00:16:32] Speaker B: You can be here, my brother in Christ. Didn't you call yourself white, like, three episodes four episodes ago? [00:16:39] Speaker A: Yeah, because the cops are listening. [00:16:45] Speaker B: So you could just race swap. [00:16:47] Speaker A: Yeah, of can I? It's like the people that have two license plates and have, like, a license plate flipper, and it's like I'm like that. Like, on days where cops are around, I'm a white boy. I'm Mr. Rogers. Hello, neighbor. And on days where, like, I'm in the hood. Yo, what up, cuz? Would it be hell, yeah. I fucking was fucking around with these crackers the other day. [00:17:14] Speaker B: Two things. [00:17:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:17:16] Speaker B: One, in Israel. What do you think about Israel telling Gaza to what's it called? Exit the top half. Like, the northern part of Gaza, they have one day to evacuate 1.1 million. [00:17:39] Speaker A: How about this? Palestine just answers with a little bit of hummus. Oh, no, wait. That's Hamas. Two. [00:17:52] Speaker B: I like to point out to all your right wingers that are like, I got my guns in case the military decides to do Matt. Hamas has all their guns. Hamas has guns and rockets. Most right wingers don't have access to rockets. [00:18:14] Speaker A: I have one word for you, one word only. I have one word only. Waco. Suck it. [00:18:22] Speaker B: Everyone died in Waco. [00:18:23] Speaker A: What are you, married? No, not everyone died in Waco. [00:18:28] Speaker B: Everyone who was held up in that house. [00:18:32] Speaker A: No. [00:18:33] Speaker B: Died in Waco. [00:18:33] Speaker A: No, the big fat musician dude didn't die in fucking Waco. He's out. You went to jail for a bit and got out of fucking jail. There was quite a few fucking well, they let all the kids out, but, like, a bunch of the women fucking yeah. [00:18:51] Speaker B: So you were talking about everyone who got out before there was a fire? Before? [00:18:54] Speaker A: No, during the fire. They were down in the basement and the fucking fire destroyed the top half and they were in the basement and they survived. Watch the documentary, motherfucker. As a middle aged man, that's all I have to do. Watch documentaries. Educate yourself. So, again, I think his name is David. [00:19:22] Speaker B: Where in this scenario did they come out on top. [00:19:27] Speaker A: Oh, fucking do you see how many fucking agents died in Waco? Let's see how many police died at Waco. Ten. [00:19:45] Speaker B: Right. And how many people in total died? [00:19:50] Speaker A: Let's see how many people in total died at Waco. 76. [00:19:57] Speaker B: So ten out of 76. [00:19:59] Speaker A: But 25 of those were children, so of course they're going to die. They trip over a fucking tree stump and break their leg. They're dead. [00:20:09] Speaker B: David out of 50 is still coming up. Government. I don't understand where your analogy is in this. All I was pointing out is all you right wingers with guns say, oh, it's just the military. Well, Israel is the military, and Hamas just out his guns. [00:20:33] Speaker A: No, wait, it was more than that. It was almost over 100. How many children were saved? 21 children were saved from Waco. Good for them. And they're alive today? Some of them. That was, like, back in the 90s. [00:20:58] Speaker B: It was back in the was in San Antonio, Texas during that time. [00:21:04] Speaker A: Yeah. Four ATF agents were killed. 16 wounded, six killed on January or on February 20, eigth. And 76 killed on April 19. Like they fucking took forever to do that shit. So 82 and four and then including 28 children and eleven were wounded. [00:21:33] Speaker B: And this Israel conflict has a potential to push us into a world war. [00:21:38] Speaker A: Good. I'm too old to fucking be put into the to be drafted. I don't care. Fucking have a bunch of these retarded kids that do TikToks all fucking day, actually go learn some fucking good life lessons and fucking have some haunting fucking memories. [00:21:55] Speaker B: In theory. About 30 days or not 30 days. Ten days from now, we'll have two strike forces in the area. [00:22:04] Speaker A: Good. That sounds fucking badass. Awesome. Put more strike forces out there. America. Fuck yeah. [00:22:11] Speaker B: You have a total of eleven. [00:22:13] Speaker A: Who are we aiming at? Who are we aiming our guns at? Palestine or fucking Israel? [00:22:20] Speaker B: We're aiming it at Palestine. [00:22:22] Speaker A: Oh, shit. Well, don't do that. [00:22:25] Speaker B: We are moving our strike force over and only. Do you just know about Gaza or do you also know about the West Bank? [00:22:36] Speaker A: I know very fucking little. Which makes it, like me, the optimal. Optimal. I purposely did a very little amount of education on myself because I know you've done a shitload of education on this, and you know way more than I do. How do you know? [00:22:56] Speaker B: Maybe you're just assuming that I'm wrong. [00:22:59] Speaker A: But I want to take it from the perspective as an American that knows just the basic fucking facts. That's where I'm coming from. [00:23:11] Speaker B: So up north, there's the West Bank, right? And the West Bank is controlled by a different faction. Called Hezbollah, the little tiny guy. Hezbollah is traditionally backed by Iran. And then there's Lebanon up there as little guy. [00:23:35] Speaker A: Look at So. He controls shit. Wasn't there like a fucking paraplegic dude that fucking controlled a bunch of so back in the day? [00:23:45] Speaker B: The US is moving their strike force over, stating that nobody else should what's it called? Basically nobody else should escalate this war any more than it already is. But Israel also did some airstrikes in Syria on some Syrian air force bases. So if you're losing count, that's Israel. Well, Hamas attacked Israel. Israel retaliated against Hamas. Then Israel retaliated for no reason against Syria. And then Israel also fired at Hezbollah. Hezbollah fired some shells back. The US rolled in and said nobody should escalate more. And that's where we stand right now. [00:24:33] Speaker A: Yeah, we should just go smack everyone's, you know, israel smack. Fucking Palestine, smack. Syria, smack. And Syria's like, what the fuck did we know? It's like you were thinking about something. [00:24:46] Speaker B: And then Lebanon. [00:24:49] Speaker A: Lebanon fucking got fucked up just by a bunch. Like, have you seen all those explosions happen in Lebanon? Yeah, no. Leave Lebanon alone. [00:24:58] Speaker B: And then Iran, that's back supposedly. [00:25:01] Speaker A: And Lebanese food is fucking amazing. Leave Lebanon alone. If you have good know, you get to live. How about that? If you have terrible food, we nuke you. That should just be the fucking world. It's like, hey everyone, we're going to have a fucking potluck world. We're having a potluck. Bring your best dish. And if your best dish sucks, nuked. And it's like fucking we look over at Switzerland, it's like, no fucking weird aux shit, please. I don't know what fucking I'm sure they have good food over there. [00:25:36] Speaker B: And so then Iran, this is just more geopolitics Iran's backing. Like I said, Hezbollah and what's it called? Lebanon, not Syria. Israel said that Iran also is backing Hamas, and if there's any proof of Iran backing Hamas, then Iran will be culpable. The Russians have a pact with Iran. [00:26:07] Speaker A: Man, where was all the support during the Trail of Tears when we were getting fucking pushed out of our own land? God damn it. No one is threatening us with nukes or America with nukes. As like my fucking people were getting fucking marched and killed away. And then it's like, oh, hey, sorry about that. That was our bad. Here's casino. And my people don't even have a fucking casino. And now since my family has been such fucking sluts and been fucking outside the tribe, I don't get shit. And even if I did get shit, it would be like $7 on a food stamp. It sucks being a Native American and a food stamp. Yeah, like the old ones, remember when they're actual fucking paper? Yeah, one of those. It's like I bring that into the store and like, what the fuck is this? It's a card now. It's like, yeah, this is all I have. It's like, this is for like a can of soup, motherfucker. It's like, can I get that can of soup? [00:27:02] Speaker B: And then there's theory that China wants Russia to lose their war with Ukraine, even though they're funding a little bit, but they want them to lose because most of Russians live in like most people don't think about that. But most Russian population is in Europe side. And then China wants that area that's bordering because that's also where Russia gets its oil and stuff. So but it's unpopulated in that area, what up north. Because it sucks up, like because you know how Europe is separated by the Euro mountains? And then there's all that other land in Asia that's part of Russia. Because most Russians live in their cities in Europe. [00:27:55] Speaker A: Yeah, because Russia fucking sucks sometimes. Have you ever been to Russia? Me neither. But I look at the fucking map of fucking Russia, and Russia's goddamn huge. It's like this motherfucker. And then China's down here below it, right? [00:28:17] Speaker B: And if you look at that same map, Russia, all that that's populated is on this side of the map, which is on the west side of the Euro mountains, which is in Europe. And then all that right side is sparsely populated by Russians and stuff like that. [00:28:39] Speaker A: Because it sucks over there. [00:28:41] Speaker B: And so up where that's connecting to China and stuff is where China wants because they also have oil and stuff in there. I don't know how China feels about Mongolia. [00:28:53] Speaker A: That's actually not very it's like living in fucking Quebec. It's like, Quebec sucks too. Fucking you want to live in. [00:29:03] Speaker B: Like. [00:29:04] Speaker A: That'S the fucking tits over there in, you know, Russia's, like China's, Canada, but they're not as nice. I don't care. [00:29:20] Speaker B: I love you in your description of politics. [00:29:25] Speaker A: Because I don't care about any of it. If there's a world war and a fucking nuke hits my house and I'm like, oh, shit. That's it. That's all I'm going to say. I'm like, that sucks. [00:29:37] Speaker B: So if you had 1 hour to try to evacuate with a nuke coming, would you? No, that's fair. [00:29:46] Speaker A: If I had 1 hour, I would take 1 hour. I would take the rest of my acid. [00:29:50] Speaker B: No, that's fair. legitly. 1 hour is not enough time to evacuate a city this size. [00:29:58] Speaker A: Yeah, I take the like, people think like a like, you see, it hella far away. And it's like, oh, man, it's going to evaporate everything. It's like, no, you can be in a city where a nuke hit. There was a dude in both the cities that Japan got hit with, know, Hiroshima and fucking was it Nagasaki? Remember when we dropped nukes on Japan? There's a dude in both those fucking he like, left the fucking town after the nuke hit. He's like, Holy shit, boss. I was over there and a fucking new kid, and it blew up everything. [00:30:37] Speaker B: But he wasn't like in the town. [00:30:40] Speaker A: He was close enough to get fucked up by it. [00:30:44] Speaker B: You could be fucked up by it without being close. [00:30:47] Speaker A: Do you remember the Cuban missile crisis? Because I know you do. [00:30:51] Speaker B: I'm not that old, bro. [00:30:55] Speaker A: I remember the Cuban missile crisis. [00:30:57] Speaker B: Do you remember the Cuban Missile crisis? [00:30:59] Speaker A: Really? [00:30:59] Speaker B: Do you really? When did the Cuban missile crisis happen to you, asshole? What year? [00:31:04] Speaker A: Probably like 1986. I'm just taking a stab in the dark there. Let's see. Cuban Missile Crisis year 1962. Yeah, you old fuck. I'm just here like, go ahead. [00:31:27] Speaker B: That happened in my young what's, 911? [00:31:31] Speaker A: Yes, I understand. [00:31:32] Speaker B: No, it was the Berlin Wall coming down. Yeah. [00:31:37] Speaker A: When you're like one years old. [00:31:41] Speaker B: It was somewhere around then. [00:31:43] Speaker A: Yeah. No, you're fucking young as fuck. [00:31:45] Speaker B: I think I was like one or two or something like that. [00:31:47] Speaker A: But obviously you heard about the Cuban Missile crisis. What I'm getting at is they would tell you to duck underneath your desks. [00:31:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:31:57] Speaker A: That was your fucking advice? Duck underneath your desks if a fucking missile is coming, right? And it's like, oh, will that save our children? No, not at all. Your children are going to fucking die a fiery death, but they're going to have hope. [00:32:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:32:16] Speaker A: So, yeah, if a nuke was coming straight to Colorado Springs and like, the fucking sirens I didn't know existed were like, oh, no, a missile. It'd probably be like a cell phone alert. Like Hawaii. Got nukes coming. I'm like, I'd be upset if I was in Durango, though. I'd be like, no, my PlayStation five. Oh, and my wife. [00:32:38] Speaker B: It will be something like how we have that National Test Service thing, october 4? [00:32:44] Speaker A: Yeah, I was there for it. [00:32:46] Speaker B: Yeah, I forgot about it. And then everyone around me phone started going off. Oh, that's what that is. I forgot about that. [00:32:56] Speaker A: Yeah, you're like, out of service. And it's like, oh, man, I don't have enough service. They don't care about you. Like, oh, I'm poor. They're going to just let me die, these assholes. Yeah, let me see. It was so fucking far down. Jesus Christ. [00:33:18] Speaker B: October 4. [00:33:19] Speaker A: Yeah. No, I have so many texts in between here and there. [00:33:24] Speaker B: You're just really popular, bro. [00:33:26] Speaker A: No, your order has been delivered. Thank you for ordering Pizza Hut. Your order is out for delivery. Your DoorDash order is headed your way. I'll be there in two minutes. Yeah. [00:33:39] Speaker B: Your melly is just popular. [00:33:41] Speaker A: No, when I pay people, they're like they'll text me. I'm like, oh, thank you. I feel loved. Maybe it's not even here. Maybe it's like in some other weird fucking spot. I don't care. But yeah, if the world war hits and it all goes to shit and we're about to fucking die, I'm down for it. I'm like, damn, that sucks that a fucking missile got through multiple fucking states. The only way they could really realistically do it is shoot it from space. [00:34:17] Speaker B: Yeah, but that's what most ICBMs are now. [00:34:22] Speaker A: Do you know what ICBM stands for? [00:34:24] Speaker B: Nercalantine Toll? Ballistic Missiles. [00:34:27] Speaker A: Yeah. So they have to shoot up from the ground. And if it's not fucking pointy, it ain't going to work. [00:34:35] Speaker B: What? You could shoot them from subs and shit. [00:34:39] Speaker A: Bruh, you can shoot them from subs and no, if it's not pointy, it will not work. [00:34:46] Speaker B: And the US is just lucky, apparently. [00:34:49] Speaker A: You've never seen the Dictator? It's fine. [00:34:51] Speaker B: I have. [00:34:53] Speaker A: That's what that is from I know. I did like a Borat impression, too. [00:34:57] Speaker B: I know. [00:34:59] Speaker A: A terrible borat impression. [00:35:01] Speaker B: I also thought it was really funny with Borat when he had a Russian when he was making a joke with Ruly. Giuliani was really down. Do you know what I'm talking about? [00:35:11] Speaker A: I haven't seen the second fucking Borat because I don't really give that much of a shit. I'm like, oh, cool, you did it the first time. Congratulations. And then you're like, oh, I'm going to make fun of COVID now. [00:35:20] Speaker B: I'm like, he had a young intern interview Rudy and insinuate some sexual stuff. So Rudy started taking off his pants and stuff. [00:35:34] Speaker A: Yeah. Fucking for a man that I'm not too concerned about him. [00:35:40] Speaker B: What? [00:35:41] Speaker A: For a man that melts, I'm not too concerned about him. That's a deep cut. There is a video of him on camera and it looks like he's melting. [00:35:55] Speaker B: How far he has fallen. Being that our America's mayor. [00:36:01] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, now it's fucking Eric Adams who the fucking the mayor of New York. [00:36:12] Speaker B: There's no America's mayor now. He was only America's mayor because of 911. [00:36:18] Speaker A: Yeah. Do you not know about New York politics? [00:36:23] Speaker B: No. [00:36:24] Speaker A: Yeah, fucking that one dickhead got kicked out, essentially, and then Eric Adams, like a black dude took over. [00:36:32] Speaker B: That's fair. [00:36:34] Speaker A: I think. I've done very little research. Like, oh, look, there's a black dude named Eric. He's the first one. There's no other black Erics. I love the look on your face. Like, sometimes I just say some foolish shit just to see the look on your it brings joy to me. True, deep joy. Just to be like and that's the only downside of not making this a video platform, is the audience doesn't get to see your face. They're just fucking alex, god damn it. Why is he such a fucking piece of shit? I hate him. He's the worst. [00:37:29] Speaker B: It's terrible sometimes. Fucking terrible. [00:37:33] Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely. But it's whatever. I'm always down for it. I'm always down for saying some ignorant shit because that's what Americans are. I want to say it's a character I play, but it's really who the fuck I am. An ignorant fucking American that don't know nothing and just fucking watch, like three TikToks and thinks I know the entire story. [00:37:59] Speaker B: Americans do double down on the fucking most ignorant takes. [00:38:04] Speaker A: Yeah. Like fucking birds aren't real. The Earth is flat and all kinds of shit. I love those. It's like, no, birds are very real. They're tasty little morsels for my cat. It's like, well, the government doesn't want our cats eating the birds. Maybe there might be something to this. Birds aren't real thing. Or maybe fucking don't have your birds get eaten by cats, you idiots. Birds are 100% real. [00:38:35] Speaker B: I mean, they can always buy a bird from the pet store and kill it and dissect it. [00:38:41] Speaker A: I buy a bird from the fucking grocery store. It's called a chicken or a turkey, and it's already pre dissected and it's fucking delicious. I don't know if you all know about this, but they're fucking great. And I see them clucking around and having a good fucking time, and then they kill them by snapping their necks or something. [00:39:01] Speaker B: I've never seen a turkey in real life. [00:39:03] Speaker A: You've never seen a turkey in real life? Yeah, I've killed a turkey in real life. [00:39:08] Speaker B: Yeah, I've never seen a turkey in real life. What are those called? A Cornish hen. [00:39:17] Speaker A: Cornish game hen. But yeah. Have you ever seen, like, a pheasant? [00:39:23] Speaker B: No. [00:39:25] Speaker A: How about a bald eagle? [00:39:27] Speaker B: I've seen a bald eagle on pictures. [00:39:32] Speaker A: You just like, stay inside all day. I was out once, say, I went outside once. It was awful. [00:39:39] Speaker B: Yeah, it was. It was hot. It's gross. There is bugs and animals out there. [00:39:44] Speaker A: There was some dude that called me the N word. It was awful. It was the worst day ever. And so now I just stay inside and playing Call of Duty. It's safe in here. [00:39:53] Speaker B: More n words, though. [00:39:55] Speaker A: I can deal with the N words. It was the bugs that really got to me. The bugs bugged me. It's like, yeah, but I'm down for the end of the world. I'm down for the end of human civilization as we know it. Like, why do we matter so much, realistically, if you really fucking break it down, why do humans matter so fucking much to this planet? We don't. We are harming it. We are actively fucking harming it. [00:40:30] Speaker B: If you're talking like utilitarianism, why is you're right? But if you're taking out humanity in. [00:40:42] Speaker A: That yeah, no, we are a fucking dot in the universe. Like a spec. Like a fucking thought of a fucking spec. If you fucking zoom the fuck out and just look at the fucking Milky Way, just our galaxy, you will not be able to point out where the fuck we are in it, right? And it's like, oh, shit. It's like you look out there, you see millions of galaxies, probably billions or even trillions of galaxies, and the universe is only getting bigger and bigger, and we're only getting fucking smaller and smaller and more and more insignificant. So it's like, why does humanity on Earth actually fucking matter? If we all just shoot nukes at each other and then all humanity just fucking ends up dying? Guess what? Fucking the animals, the plant life, all that fucking just takes back over. And now it's just a fucking great planet. [00:41:47] Speaker B: I don't think the animals just take back over. I think if we shoot a bunch of nukes, a bunch of animals die too. [00:41:54] Speaker A: I don't think you ever heard of a little place called Chernobyl, but it had a big old giant radioactive thing happen there where a nuclear power plant exploded, and they have a bunch of fucking irradiated pigs and shit running all over. They're doing fine without us to hunt. It's going to be great. We don't need to sit here and play God for the planet. We can knock it off. Certain things are going to die. Certain things are going to thrive. Like anytime you see a game or a movie where they land on a fucking planet and it's great, it's because there's no humans there. When the fucking Pilgrims first landed in America, the Native Americans out here were fucking nice until you got to the fucking Apaches and the Cherokees like, those guys are fucking wild. But over on the East Coast, they were fucking chill ass fucking Indians just smoking cigarettes all day and like, oh, yeah, man, it's fucking great over here until the winter comes, and we just get in our teepees and kind of like huddle down and it was great. And then we fucking came over, started killing them, chopping down trees and fucking doing manifest destiny, heading west. And here we are with fucking, oh, no, droughts and fires and all kinds of fucked up shit. We're the ones causing it. We are literally the ones causing it. So if fucking nukes go off, guess what? Religion dead. Fucking individual thoughts dead. The world just fucking will recover from the scars that we leave on it and eventually get to the point where it's awesome again. And we don't need to be here for that. If ghosts exist and if the afterlife exists, awesome. We're all fucking dead. Enjoying that shit or burning in hell or doing nothing. Whatever you want to fucking believe is heaven or hell is whatever you want to fucking believe, cool. Do it. Stop fucking sitting there complaining that it's going to happen. Let it fucking happen. Eventually, a superbug is going to come out and we're not going to have antibiotics to go fight it, and we're all going to fucking die or the fucking sun's going to explode or fucking something fucked up thing is going to happen. And eventually the humans are going to die out just like every other fucking animal species ever has. Maybe a fucking asteroid, giant ass asteroid comes and fucking hits planet Earth. Boom. And then guess what, we're all fucking ice age dinosaurs, extinction, and all the dinosaurs type shit. And then fucking evolution comes in and next. That's how it could be. I don't know. Maybe the fucking radioactive bullshit creates another race of humans and fucking humanity starts all over again. And then they dig down, they're like, what the fuck is this? What is a PSP, and they find, like, a PSP that survived in a fucking lockbox 30,000ft under the ground. [00:45:08] Speaker B: You have a unique view on things. [00:45:11] Speaker A: I mean, I know I do, but it is what it is. I challenge anyone. Fucking really break it down for me why humans are important for planet Earth. No one can, because we're not. It's our own hubris, our own fucking thinking that we are important. That makes us important. We are not. I look at myself. I'm important, kind of for my wife. But if I was to die tomorrow, guess know, fucking the world still spends. If the President of the United States were to die tomorrow, the world still spins. There's no one on this planet. If they were to die, like, everyone would just stop. The Queen of England died. The world kept spinning. Prince died. The world kept spinning. [00:46:10] Speaker B: Going back to the Queen of England dying. Britain stopped for a while. [00:46:16] Speaker A: Yeah, they fucking mourn for, like, 2 seconds, and they're like, okay, we have a king now. King Charles. Check him out. Yeah, look at him. [00:46:24] Speaker B: It was longer than a few seconds. People got arrested. Things happened. There was a lot of shit that happened after the Queen died. And so, yes, in the long run. [00:46:37] Speaker A: In the long run, yes. Imagine if everyone is just a drop dead tomorrow. There's no nukes, no nothing. Just everyone broom like the fucking end of Lucy. Did you see that movie? [00:46:51] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:46:52] Speaker A: Where the girl gets all the fucking brain powers and she just drops that room of people? Imagine if that happens to everyone on planet Earth. Everyone just drops that boom, and it's like, oh, shit. And there's no warning, no fucking bang. The world goes out with the whimpers and then dead everyone everyone gets a brain aneurysm. [00:47:15] Speaker B: It's fair. [00:47:17] Speaker A: And then fucking maybe a couple of power plants burned down, maybe a couple of fires from fucking uncontrolled shit going on. And then guess what? The fucking animals, plants, and fucking vegetation all fucking take the fuck over. The world becomes a much better place. Aliens come down. I'm like oh, wow. Yeah, no, that was a fucking really fucked up thing to do, killing all the humans, but, yeah, made it awesome. Let's make some more humans and try this experiment again. I am God. Oh, look at me. I'm God. All right, let's fucking advance them quickly. It I mean, that's the most realistic fucking explanation for that's. Absolutely not the most realistic or we're in the matrix. [00:48:08] Speaker B: Either of those are the most realistic explanations. [00:48:11] Speaker A: An alien coming down, fucking creating a scientific know kind of like the fucking Monsanto Seed bank, but they're like, with humans and fucking animals like, eh, there you go. But back to Palestine and Israel, none of your problems actually fucking matter either. Fucking have peace in your land, stop being obstinate, stop being fucking difficult, or continue fucking being difficult. Continue fucking hating each other continue fucking killing each other and shit just gets worse. [00:48:48] Speaker B: Propose them to just have peace in their land. [00:48:50] Speaker A: How about fucking one of you move out? To where? America. What? Come on out to America. You can have americans don't even like anyone else coming to America. [00:49:00] Speaker B: America is not going to open up its doors. [00:49:05] Speaker A: I will. Israel, you have an open invitation to come on out and take Montana. It's all yours. Do you think Montana will care? [00:49:15] Speaker B: Yes. [00:49:15] Speaker A: Montana will give you fucking $5 and three scratchers to move out. [00:49:19] Speaker B: I think Montana would be one of the countries or parts to care. Yeah, they're ranchers and shit out there. It's all about American freedom in America. [00:49:33] Speaker A: As someone that knows you lived in uh huh. You know that's bullshit. No, it's like, oh, yeah, let's go out to fucking Weebu. Or let's know. Go to Big Sky. Oh, look at all these fucking ranchers out here in Big Sky. No, it's a bunch of fucking trees and camping. Just like give them, like, a big old fucking plot of land. Like fucking Gypsies have just make them all Gypsies. It's fine. Just give them all fucking RVs and be like, hey, here you go. Here's your land. Like, oh, air conditioned. Oh, very nice. I don't know. I gave him, like, that weird accent. That was weird. [00:50:12] Speaker B: So genius, your solution in the Middle East would be the way to go. [00:50:17] Speaker A: Yeah. Give them fucking Montana. Fucking pay. These fucking Montana assholes know, go to Louisiana or whatever, and they're like, oh, well, it's like, warm over here. Hell yeah. Oh, a day of titties for beads. Yeah. All right, well, we're going to end this. Thank you all so much for fucking staying around with us. Nonsense. We love you all. You can follow me. Instagram, Twitter, Twitch, all that bullshit. Alexatruck, you can follow Tron on troniwani on YouTube. I'm sure he still puts up some video game clips. I'm getting ready to fucking put up some stand up clips. I am a stand up comedian. And if you want to see me in Colorado Springs, every Sunday at 05:00 at the Funny Pages, I host an open mic. Five to seven, get there early to sign up. The last Saturday of every month, I host a comedy competition also at the Funny Pages. Every Friday at Salad or Bust. Eight East Bijou Street, Colorado Springs. It's a great salad. They have beers. They have alcohol. Come on down, enjoy an open mic. I don't host that. That's hosted by my friend Krista. And if you're in Durango every Monday in Durango, I'm at an open mic at Moe's or fucking the Starlight Lounge, depending on who you are. That starts at 08:00 every single fucking Monday. Um, other than that, nothing. All right, bye. [00:51:54] Speaker B: Peace. Bye.