Argue This! #164 Application Questions

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Alrighty. All righty. Welcome back to another episode of argue this with troni wani yo and Alex the truck. This week's gonna be kind of a shotgun topic. You know how I like to do it and just, you know, go wild. Figure out what I'm gonna fucking talk about. As I'm talking, number one, should there be any identifying factors in any applications whatsoever? Race, gender, except for name. Sometimes a name is fucking identifying. [00:00:40] Speaker B: I was going to say name is. [00:00:41] Speaker A: Definitely identifying, but it's like you can fucking meet, like a white shaniqua, but that's not common. [00:00:49] Speaker B: So it is definitely identifying. [00:00:52] Speaker A: But then I've met a black mark at the same time. [00:01:02] Speaker B: Yeah, but just because it happened and it could happen again doesn't mean that they're not going to be judging on the name. I've had interviews where this is a positive way, but I've had interviews where they're like, I just had to see what racetron is like legitly. [00:01:23] Speaker A: I appreciate when people are honest like that. It's like, oh, thank God you're admitting that you're kind of a little bit racist there. And you're just like, I had a C. I'm sure they assumed Asian and they'd be right. But yeah. For any college application, for any apartment application, have you been convicted of a felony? Should also be the fuck out of there. [00:01:57] Speaker B: Agreed. Because if you're out from jail or prison or whatever, you've technically done your time, so you should be able to come back into society. [00:02:09] Speaker A: Now, that being said, I'm going to fucking contradict myself here and I realize that have you been convicted of certain crimes should be taken into account, especially when applying to a job? No. Okay, so have you gone to jail for stealing from work? You went to jail for fucking stealing from work. Obviously you're a work thief and you did it to the point where you went to jail for be. Obviously they're going to run a fucking background check and find out all this shit anyway. [00:02:58] Speaker B: Baskin Robbins always finds out. [00:03:01] Speaker A: Did you apply for Baskin Robbins? [00:03:04] Speaker B: No, it's from. [00:03:07] Speaker A: Oh, I'm like, yeah. I've never fucking worked there. I worked at a frozen yogurt store and ice cream store called Whistlestop Yogurt. [00:03:15] Speaker B: Though it would be cool to work at Baskin Robbins free ice cream. I don't know if they give free ice cream. Most places don't give you free stuff anymore. Like, there used to be a time where when you worked at McDonald's, you got free food. Now you don't. [00:03:27] Speaker A: I mean, when I worked at the frozen yogurt store, I got like a free cup of yogurt. Frozen yogurt every day. And that got old really quick. [00:03:35] Speaker B: That's fair. [00:03:36] Speaker A: I mean, like, you remember working at TB? [00:03:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:03:41] Speaker A: Do you want to go get some TB later? [00:03:43] Speaker B: Yeah. They have nacho fries. [00:03:45] Speaker A: But as you were working there, asshole, as you were working there, were you like, oh, fuck yeah. I get to bring Taco Bell home. [00:03:54] Speaker B: Depends. Like nacho fries. Yes, nacho fries. Or those what's it called? Cinnabun balls for the morning? The breakfast ones? Yeah, those I could eat every day, all day. Doesn't matter. [00:04:07] Speaker A: That's why you have heart problems. [00:04:09] Speaker B: That's probably why. [00:04:10] Speaker A: Because you're just like, fucking throwing down cinnabon rolls. Cinnabons are oversized. Fucking giant type two. Like, go straight to diabetes. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Straight to fucking diabetes town. Get ready for insulin injections, motherfucker. You fucked up. [00:04:33] Speaker B: Don't think it's that bad, dude. [00:04:36] Speaker A: Every time I walk by it, I'm like, oh, it smells good. And I just fucking am smelling straight sugar. It's like taking cocaine in the nose. It's bad. And I want one right now. That's the bad thing. You only should ever get them in an airport when you're like, hey, I'm about to go on an 18 hours flight that doesn't have food, okay? [00:05:03] Speaker B: I would advise against that and be like, hey, if you're going on an 18 hours flight that doesn't have food, go ahead and pay the extra money and get burgers and fries. [00:05:11] Speaker A: Yeah, but get burger, like at the air. [00:05:13] Speaker B: God, it cost $22 for a burger and a fry at the airport and a drink. Yeah. When I dropped Kiddo off. [00:05:21] Speaker A: God damn. Yeah, that sucks. [00:05:23] Speaker B: Yeah. For just one burger. One thing of fry and a drink. [00:05:28] Speaker A: My favorite part about being rich is I don't ever look at prices. But I'm not rich, so I look at the prices. I'm like, can you do a discount on that? Do you have a groupon for it? [00:05:43] Speaker B: I was a little sad when I called the what's called the hotel. And they're like, yeah, everyone celebrates something in Vegas. So unfortunately we don't do anything for birthdays. I was like, thanks for that's. True. [00:05:58] Speaker A: For a birthday. [00:06:00] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:06:00] Speaker A: You might get to be able to go get like a grand Slam, which from Denny's. And that's about it. [00:06:04] Speaker B: No, I was hoping that they would do like, I don't know. Here's $20 for the tables on your birthday. [00:06:11] Speaker A: You might get a free shot at the fucking bar. You don't drink. Yeah, honestly, you can go sign up for fucking most casinos. And they'll be like, yeah, here's $20. And then when you check into a hotel, they're like, here's $20 for the casino that's downstairs. Because every fucking hotel has a casino downstairs. [00:06:36] Speaker B: That's fair. [00:06:37] Speaker A: Like, El Cortez does give you decided. [00:06:41] Speaker B: I'm not staying at the Cortez now. Oh, you're only because all right, so check it out. I know this is off topic. [00:06:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:06:48] Speaker B: But so we had this conversation about stayed at the Cortez, right? And then I immediately started looking up like, so the Cortez is not on the strip. It's off near Fremont. [00:07:00] Speaker A: Yeah, it's $2 to get to the Strip from El Cortez. [00:07:03] Speaker B: It's not $2. [00:07:04] Speaker A: It's $2. [00:07:04] Speaker B: It's not $2. [00:07:06] Speaker A: I guarantee you there's a bus. That's right. At worst, skank. [00:07:10] Speaker B: Okay? If you want to take the bus. You're right. And hold up. So let me finish my story first. Ass. So my sister is going to go to Vegas with me over this week. Right. [00:07:22] Speaker A: Okay, cool. [00:07:23] Speaker B: And so my sister doesn't do a lot of traveling. So they are uncomfortable going from the bus to the airport bus to the El Cortez, which is literally an hour. [00:07:38] Speaker A: Oh, no, it's a free shuttle. [00:07:40] Speaker B: No, hold up. Let me finish. It's an hour ride first. It is. I looked at the thing. [00:07:49] Speaker A: Maybe it was traffic. [00:07:50] Speaker B: It's only because of construction. God, let me finish. You ale I was going to address all these every point I'm addressing. So they wanted to take Uber, but that's going to be, like, 25 or $30 to go just there. Right. And then the whole reason why we're going to Vegas is to see a show. And so what's it called, the show? It's on the strip at the MGM. [00:08:21] Speaker A: Yeah, it's in the Jabberwockies, right? [00:08:23] Speaker B: Yeah. So it's another 25 or $30 to get from the Cortez to the Strip if you're not taking the bus. And then getting back would be again, that other 25, $30. In the long run, it's just cheaper to stay on the Strip at that point for the reasons we're going. Okay. And because, again, she just doesn't feel comfortable taking public transportation. [00:08:52] Speaker A: Your sister is bougie. [00:08:55] Speaker B: My sister's been harassed on the bus with and without her kid. [00:08:59] Speaker A: Everyone has been harassed on the bus. I've had homeless men yell at me. [00:09:04] Speaker B: Yeah, but it's different. A girl and being harassed by dude. [00:09:08] Speaker A: I mean, if you're there, you can fucking beat him up. He's like, I smoke weed and I'll bite you. [00:09:14] Speaker B: I understand that my sister trusts around, but on the bus to get to the airport and to get back from the airport, she just doesn't want to do it. And so I'm just being cool and respecting that. So I looked on Travelocity, and the Luxor was, like, $10 cheaper. [00:09:33] Speaker A: Yeah. A lot of these hotels will have either shuttles or whatnot? [00:09:39] Speaker B: No, the Luxor doesn't have a shuttle. [00:09:42] Speaker A: Then you can take a shuttle from the airport. That's like $10. [00:09:45] Speaker B: No, I know, but I called the Luxor to see if they had a shuttle from the airport to the Luxor, because, again, just trying to avoid that. [00:09:52] Speaker A: I forget that you've been to Vegas, and I'm trying to tell you, you obviously never been to Vegas. [00:10:06] Speaker B: Fair. But I called the Luxor to see if they had a shuttle again, for. [00:10:12] Speaker A: My no, because the Luxor is for the rich people, not for you poors. They're going to be like, tron's black sir, I'm sorry, we overbooked and you don't have a room. [00:10:26] Speaker B: They're also the ones who say they don't do anything for birthdays. Oh, sad. Yeah. [00:10:30] Speaker A: Why would they? [00:10:31] Speaker B: Because I get I was hoping they'll be like, $20 tip. [00:10:35] Speaker A: It's like going to the Bellagio and be like, hey, do you do anything for fucking birthdays? Like, no pay us, asshole. [00:10:45] Speaker B: They were like, oh, we could put, like, balloons and stuff in your room if you want, but that's out of charge. [00:10:53] Speaker A: No, absolutely not. Now I have to fucking see how much a fucking Uber from the fucking airport the airport is to what? To fucking the hotel? [00:11:14] Speaker B: To the luxor. [00:11:15] Speaker A: No, fucking El Camino or El Cortez. [00:11:21] Speaker B: I always say El Camino first because l and the first with a always. Anyway, how do I tell you I was hanging out with the Hispanics in Texas without telling you I hang out with Hispanics in Texas? [00:11:37] Speaker A: El Cortez Hotel. Boom. Twos a ride, 28 94. But it's fucking easy. Holy shit. Yeah, that's easy as fuck. It's a straight shot. What, like five minutes? The ride no fucking wait. But if you want an Uber XL, it's brutal. I'm like making sure I don't accidentally tap it. [00:12:12] Speaker B: Well, the 28 one that you were just talking about, it comes out to roughly 30, 35. Because you still tip and stuff, too. [00:12:20] Speaker A: Oh, you don't have to tip. What? You don't have to tip. [00:12:25] Speaker B: Everything in Vegas runs off the tips. [00:12:27] Speaker A: Yeah, but you don't have to you can be that piece of shit. You're never going to see these people ever again. [00:12:33] Speaker B: In all of. Not even our friendship. Just us. Podcasting. When have I ever been that piece of shit? That's like I know you're struggling, but sorry, this is about me. [00:12:45] Speaker A: I can tell you this, okay? If you're good at your service and I've seen your dealer do you gamble? No, you don't gamble. And I would never tip a deal. If I was at a blackjack table, I wouldn't tip the dealer. And I know a blackjack dealer personally. [00:13:06] Speaker B: You're terrible gambling etiquette, first of all. Second of all, stay. Never gambling. The Asia bug is in me. I love gambling. [00:13:14] Speaker A: It's hard. No, I could easily go the rest of my life without gambling, no problem. [00:13:22] Speaker B: Not me. I love gambling. The Asian bug is in me. I love me some Roulette or some pie gal. [00:13:28] Speaker A: Some pie gao. Your heart can't take that. [00:13:32] Speaker B: Pie gal? Yes. [00:13:34] Speaker A: It sounds like an Asian pie. [00:13:36] Speaker B: It's an Asian way of poker. You get seven cards, you get a hide. [00:13:41] Speaker A: It's like a pie that has, like, crickets in it or something. [00:13:45] Speaker B: Wow. You're right. With the orientation of the game, not what the fuck you came in. [00:13:54] Speaker A: I mean, the Gao makes it fucking Asiany. [00:13:57] Speaker B: I thought the pie P AI. [00:14:00] Speaker A: Oh, I thought it was P-I-E. No, it's P-A-I Pi. It's like, what flavor pie would you like? Gal? [00:14:21] Speaker B: You're terrible. But so you you wouldn't even tip your that's weird. Even if you have you have you have a blackjack dealer friend and yeah, you don't have a tipping etiquette with any tipping. [00:14:35] Speaker A: No. They are fucking dealing me cards, getting paid for it. You're not working a hard job. Work a hard job and maybe it might tip you. I don't tip the when I go to Sonic and fucking people walk the food over to my car and then I tip. And I'm like, Fuck off. [00:14:52] Speaker B: I tip them too. [00:14:53] Speaker A: What the no. If you're working at fast food, you don't get tips. You need them the most out of everybody. Now, if I'm at a so you. [00:15:02] Speaker B: Acknowledge that they need them and I tip the best. [00:15:08] Speaker A: The best I've ever tipped, surprisingly, was when I was in Europe where they don't even care. [00:15:16] Speaker B: They take it as an insult. Yeah. [00:15:18] Speaker A: They're like, you fucking idiot. I said €100 for the meal for everybody. And I'm like, yeah, that's like twelve people here. And you like, fed us all full. It's like, here's an extra, like 20 for you. Like stupid Americans. That's for you to take home extra money for you like, what? That makes no sense. Why? [00:15:41] Speaker B: I think it does make sense to them, but because of their culture of tipping, because they're just doing their job. [00:15:47] Speaker A: Their service is above and beyond. It is insane. I was in Croatia. [00:15:54] Speaker B: You know how you get that above and beyond service? Paying living wage. [00:16:00] Speaker A: They're not making a living wage. They live in fucking ramshackled houses. But they understand that fucking the American dollar is way less than fucking Euros. And so they're like, oh, let's be nice to these people or they're going to bomb us. Yeah, I kind of want to just bring you to fucking Croatia just to show you. Look at this guy. He's giving us free fucking shit probably so we don't rob him because he thinks that we're like brown Americans and we're just gangsters or something. The amount of free fucking shit that you know, over in Europe just for talking to people, just for showing up early and just talking to them about life and shit. And like, oh, here's a free fucking box of baklava. I'm like, oh, that's sweet. Thank you. I bought other shit, but it's like and like the discounts I got in the fucking bazaar in fucking Istanbul insane. Just kind of talk to people. Yeah, I didn't tip any of them. None of them. And I got them to give me shit for less money. [00:17:26] Speaker B: There's there's two things in your statement. [00:17:30] Speaker A: But the people that were working those restaurants that fucking sat me down at the table and had a fucking thing, a pitcher of water just on the table and cups to me immediately and menus to me immediately and waited on me hand and foot got €20. All of them. [00:17:51] Speaker B: That's fair. [00:17:52] Speaker A: There's only been two people in the United States I remember them, that have ever gotten a $20 tip from me, ever. [00:18:03] Speaker B: So you don't even percentage tip? [00:18:07] Speaker A: No, because I've never fucking gotten over like $100 meal. So $20 is 20%. But if I'm getting like a $40 meal and I'm tipping $20. [00:18:21] Speaker B: No, that's fair. [00:18:23] Speaker A: The highest percentage I've ever tipped was 300%. [00:18:26] Speaker B: No, that's fair. [00:18:28] Speaker A: But that's because I got like a $6 beer, and it was my budy Carlos's last day. [00:18:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:18:37] Speaker A: So I tipped him fucking, like $20. Like, here you go, bud. That will help out. That will fucking cut through your poverty. You got it, bud. But yeah, actually he got 18. So he didn't even make the full 20. But yeah, fucking Zurban over in Cameron Park at Applebee's. Actually, I think both of them are Applebee's. Applebee's. You fucking step up your game, make your servers fucking work hard. [00:19:13] Speaker B: It's shitty working at Applebee's. [00:19:15] Speaker A: No, the second one was Red Robin. Both of them burger places. But Zurban was fucking personable, fucking told us stories, made us all laugh. It was a big old group. And I think he made like $120 off that table just in tips. I'm like, God damn. Had that personality. And the second one was here in the Springs, and it was just like a lady working at Red Robin. And she just made sure my bottomless root beer floats never went dry and was always like, boom, boom, boom. And not too intrusive. I'm like, boom. $20 tip. [00:20:00] Speaker B: That's fair. [00:20:02] Speaker A: Like, one day I want to be rich enough to be like, here's $100 tip. But never. [00:20:08] Speaker B: But never. I'm pretty sure the course of a night in gambling, I've probably tipped the dealer like $200. [00:20:23] Speaker A: Jesus Christ. And how much do you regret that now? [00:20:27] Speaker B: Zero. [00:20:29] Speaker A: Imagine if you could snap your fingers and that $200 disappears out of his account and goes into yours. Would you do it? [00:20:35] Speaker B: No. [00:20:39] Speaker A: What if you could go back in time and be like, boom. And undo that decision so it doesn't hurt him? He never had that $200 and you just have 200 more dollars. [00:20:49] Speaker B: Or I did what I did because he deserved it. It was a good time. There you go. It wasn't like, here's $200. Thank you. It was all like, oh, I won. Here's, like, five or $10. [00:21:02] Speaker A: Well, how much did you win? [00:21:04] Speaker B: Dollars? What? [00:21:05] Speaker A: How much did you win? I know you're. [00:21:06] Speaker B: How much should I win? Or how much did I walk away with? [00:21:09] Speaker A: How much did you walk away with? [00:21:11] Speaker B: Walk away with is which sounds better. I was up two fold. [00:21:19] Speaker A: You're like, I fucking put in $2, and now I'm up $4. And I tipped $200. So I was down $196. [00:21:30] Speaker B: No, because you're up from the start. So no matter what, it's good. [00:21:34] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, like, somebody from Skank Fest, like, won like $30,000. [00:21:38] Speaker B: That's cool. [00:21:39] Speaker A: Yeah, like the slot machine. I'm like what? How asshole. [00:21:45] Speaker B: That's cool. [00:21:46] Speaker A: Good for him. [00:21:47] Speaker B: That's awesome. Yeah, with that one there, I probably walked away with like $400 or something like that. [00:21:59] Speaker A: And then you tipped 200. So you tipped them way too much. I mean, you're too poor to be generous. [00:22:13] Speaker B: I don't even know how to take that statement. [00:22:17] Speaker A: You're like the fucking poor person that gives the shirt off your back. And that's where the most generosity you'll ever see in your entire life. It's with poor people. Here's a great example. Back when I lived in California, there was kind of like a halfway home. It wasn't like on any maps. And people just a small group of people knew about it, people that needed help. And pretty much there was like two women that it was like they're just their apartment. And if you needed help, if you needed to get off drugs or whatever, it was like, mom. And she just was there to help you. And one kid fucking decided to steal from her. And yeah, he went to fucking prison. We made sure of that. It's like, you don't steal from mom, but it's like she's like, hey, yeah, I have a room here if you need a room, if you need someplace to be for the meantime, so you're not homeless. I'm like, that's nice of her. [00:23:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:23:31] Speaker A: But when it's like you're fucking living on retirement income, it's like, fuck. And they're out there buying kids cell phones and shit. I'm like, don't do that. Let sink or swim. I would be such a terrible fucking father. [00:23:52] Speaker B: Why do you say you would be a terrible how does being a father. [00:23:58] Speaker A: I would kick him out. I'd be like, okay, you're 18. Get the fuck out. [00:24:01] Speaker B: You really would? [00:24:02] Speaker A: Yeah, 100%. Sink or swim. [00:24:06] Speaker B: You're 18. Goodbye, motherfucker. Hope you put your stats in the right spot and there's no fucking reach stats. [00:24:13] Speaker A: No, I'd fucking be training them on fucking things you need to do and bullshit like that. But it's like, yo, sink or swim, motherfucker. Sink or swim. Don't fucking be sitting here like, oh, well, I don't care. You're either going to go out there in the world and do great, or you're going to go out there in the world and fucking smoke crack. It's no consequence to me. [00:24:43] Speaker B: No consequence. None. [00:24:46] Speaker A: People will be out there after they move out. [00:24:48] Speaker B: You don't expect to have any contact with them. No, they're just humans. [00:24:56] Speaker A: They're someone that I created fucking 18 years ago. And I gave them all the fucking tools necessary to go out there and build their life. And if they don't want to do it and they don't want to put in the hard work, whatever, I didn't want to do it. [00:25:14] Speaker B: No, grandpa, if they have kids, you don't want to be part of that either. [00:25:19] Speaker A: No, I don't give shit, okay? That's why I don't have kids. Do you understand? [00:25:26] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:25:29] Speaker A: I take my wife to some stairs. I would, babe, let's go to this two story hotel. And I'd push her down the stairs. I'm like, can I just look at the rooms? Oh, damn, baby. You fell down the stairs. Like, sir, you obviously pushed her. I'm like, oh, and she's pregnant. It's like, oh, damn. Oh, no, the baby's gone. That sucks. [00:25:52] Speaker B: You're wild. [00:25:53] Speaker A: I know, but I don't have kids. And everybody that has kids the first few years is fucking utter hell. It's a test. [00:26:09] Speaker B: Is that what you really think? [00:26:11] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:26:11] Speaker B: I loved every minute of having my child. [00:26:16] Speaker A: Well, now your kid is great. You have a great kid. But imagine having me. Or imagine having you. [00:26:29] Speaker B: I thank God every day that I didn't have another mini me directly me. [00:26:34] Speaker A: Exactly. You had it easy. I mean, yes, babies cry and shit, but that sleep deprivation and fucking whole change your lifestyle and hey, I'm going to go out and do like me. Imagine if I'm like, hey, I'm going to do a couple of podcasts and I'm going to go out and do some comedy and blah, blah, blah, blah and have a good time. Why the fuck if I had a kid, I couldn't do that. [00:27:11] Speaker B: That's fair. That's legit. But I don't think everyone should have a kid. I don't think there should be, like, a financial means that you have to have to have a kid, but I think you shouldn't have to have a kid if you're not ready to make those sacrifices. [00:27:35] Speaker A: Honestly, I feel like your first amount of taxes that you pay should just go back to the hospital, like when you turn 18. I feel like birth should be free since you have to pay taxes for the rest of your fucking life. I feel like the first amount of taxes, like the first few thousand dollars you pay in taxes should just go to the fucking hospital. It's like, boom, here you go, hospital. [00:28:09] Speaker B: I don't understand your thought on that. I didn't track. [00:28:14] Speaker A: You didn't track. [00:28:15] Speaker B: But I do agree that birth should be free. [00:28:19] Speaker A: So birth, just make it free and just make it a loan. That fucking matures in 18 years. [00:28:25] Speaker B: That's not free then if it's a loan. [00:28:27] Speaker A: That's why I don't try free for the parents. So you're paying for your own birth? [00:28:33] Speaker B: No, it should be. What the fuck is wrong with you? [00:28:37] Speaker A: You're paying for your own birth. No. And technically you're not. [00:28:44] Speaker B: What is wrong? [00:28:45] Speaker A: No. Hey, fucking continue tracking. Continue tracking. So here's what it comes out of your taxes. So the government is paying for your birth. So the government gets your taxes for the rest of your fucking life. They get a fucking chunk of your change for your entire life. Like 20% of all your money goes to the fucking government. They should have to pay the fucking 2000 $3,000 that it costs to birth you. So you pay nothing. You pay zero, your parents pay zero. The government has to fucking take it out of their pocket, be like, oh, man. And the first little bit of taxes that you give the government goes straight to the fucking hospital. [00:29:36] Speaker B: No. Why are we complicating that? [00:29:40] Speaker A: Instead of just be like, dude, everything is goddamn complicated. [00:29:43] Speaker B: Have free health care. [00:29:46] Speaker A: Because the hospitals need to get paid. If you're not getting paid, you're not doing a fucking job. That's plain and simple what it is. If you are not getting fucking money, why the fuck would you do some shit? [00:30:01] Speaker B: You are getting paid. [00:30:03] Speaker A: By who? [00:30:04] Speaker B: The government. Free health care. Because like, you just worked out about your taxes. [00:30:12] Speaker A: So the government's fucking paying all these doctors. The government has known, absolutely known from government contracts, from fucking everyone that develops anything for the government. They take the cheapest fucking route they possibly can. And so they will fucking screw over people that have hundreds of thousands of dollars in school debt. It's like, hey, I went to school for twelve years to become a doctor. It's like, well, you fucking wasted your time because now we're only going to pay you fucking $30 an hour. [00:30:46] Speaker B: So how do I say this? [00:30:51] Speaker A: Do you have two vapes? [00:30:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:53] Speaker A: That's wild. [00:30:56] Speaker B: Why? [00:30:57] Speaker A: I'm like, I see you're like, fucking sipping out of the fucking Nickelodeon ooze one. And then you're like, I have like a smaller I'm like, God damn you're fucking Charlie 40 hands than this shit. [00:31:08] Speaker B: Don't worry about what's going on anyways, man. [00:31:11] Speaker A: Your heart's not going to take that anyways. [00:31:14] Speaker B: Quit judging me. How do I say this? How can you on one hand be like, the government's going to do the cheapest thing and at the other be like, the government overspends and wastes their money. Both of those are contracts. [00:31:37] Speaker A: Did I ever say the government overspends and wastes their money? [00:31:39] Speaker B: Yeah, you have. [00:31:41] Speaker A: I'm sure I have. The government absolutely does fucking waste their money on them. Like, literally fucking they had a fucking F 35 or whatever. [00:31:56] Speaker B: My brother in Christ. Real quick, just to let you know. You know how the government just voted to extend being funded for 45 days? Do you even know that happened? Yeah, that happened last night, right? The Republicans tried to vote to increase their pay. [00:32:18] Speaker A: But did you not see a week or two ago, that fucking fighter jet that the dude ejected out of landed in someone's backyard and it just kept fucking going? [00:32:32] Speaker B: Yeah, because he gave you autopilot. [00:32:34] Speaker A: I followed that story and then eventually it did crash. [00:32:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:32:38] Speaker A: And then people are like, is it going to hit the Twin Towers again? I'm like, Twin Towers already down. It's a fucking hole in the ground. And no, it does not have that range. And I think it landed in the woods somewhere. But that was like $80 million. [00:32:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:32:59] Speaker A: It'S like, why couldn't you just autopilot it to go back home? Go home, plane, go home. [00:33:05] Speaker B: So if we could spend that money on a jet that we're just going to crash, we could totally spend that money on free health care. [00:33:16] Speaker A: Yeah. I'd rather have a cool ass story than fucking people that have free health care. [00:33:22] Speaker B: In fact, we have two aircraft carriers. I think it's the nimit class. Maybe it's the what after that? I forgot which class it is. But they're $9 million or billion each. [00:33:35] Speaker A: It's like 9 million. I can afford that. [00:33:37] Speaker B: 9 billion each. One's supposed to be online 2025. One's supposed to be online 2028. We're planning on building another four more. If we could just build those type of carriers like that waste those $9 billion, not including training, adding on personnel, not including maintenance, not including fuel, not including the other material that it's going to be on there. [00:34:03] Speaker A: Start a GoFundMe for fucking health care. [00:34:05] Speaker B: How about totally have free health care for America? [00:34:08] Speaker A: Just start a GoFundMe. [00:34:09] Speaker B: We can just take one of those away and have free health care. [00:34:12] Speaker A: Just have a GoFundMe for, like, $9 billion for free health care for everyone in the United States. Everyone will get a couple fucking shekels, and it should be good. [00:34:26] Speaker B: Or we could not raise our military defense budget. [00:34:31] Speaker A: Nah, I like being in the fucking safest country. [00:34:34] Speaker B: The safest country? Safest country. [00:34:37] Speaker A: Yeah, like people that fuck do you see what happened to Afghanistan after they fucking flew a plane into the World Trade Center? [00:34:47] Speaker B: Yeah. The Taliban has it back. And nothing has changed from 20 years ago, except from millions of civilian deaths. [00:34:55] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. We fucking destroyed them. We did, like, 4 million in killings. [00:35:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:35:03] Speaker A: If you look up how many people did we kill in the war on fucking Middle East? It's a large number. It's a holocaust of its very own. [00:35:13] Speaker B: Why does America have to have spin more than the next ten countries? Why? Because for the bully, we have to be the strongest, right? [00:35:22] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:22] Speaker B: We have to go ahead. No. [00:35:26] Speaker A: It'S keeping up with the Joneses and everyone wants to keep up with us. And it's like, hey, now that we have complete world domination, think about it. We are the ones that holding fucking all the people with nukes back. It's like, go ahead. Fucking launch a nuke. We'll launch 58. I don't think we'll destroy your entire country. You'll have nothing. [00:35:49] Speaker B: I don't think we're holding other people who have nukes back. I think what's holding other people who have nukes back is mutual destruction. [00:35:58] Speaker A: We are like the fucking guy that walks into a camp full of people that have slingshots and we have a fucking gun. It's like, Stay back, stay back. Don't fucking use that slingshot. Don't use that. [00:36:09] Speaker B: Since we've been that bully, how many other nations have became nuclear powered that we consider rogue states? [00:36:17] Speaker A: Yeah. A couple of them. [00:36:19] Speaker B: You're right. But a couple of nukes. Fill a couple of fucking nukes. [00:36:26] Speaker A: I'm not crying. [00:36:28] Speaker B: Say North Korea has 40 nukes at least. [00:36:31] Speaker A: Yeah, but fucking North Korea was, like, doing their tests and they fucking came up laughably short. [00:36:37] Speaker B: You're talking about the missile range. Yeah, but they're now working with Russia and China. Yeah. [00:36:47] Speaker A: China makes fireworks and Russia makes vodka. I'm not worried. [00:36:53] Speaker B: The way you. Mitigate other nations and their powers is wild to me. Wild. Yes. Yeah. [00:37:01] Speaker A: Russia made fucking AK 47. Congratulations. It is a wonderful rifle. I love it. 7.62 by 39 Kalashnikov. Great. Top notch fucking gun. Can fall in the sand, can fall in water, still shoots good. You can't fucking put a sight on it because we all need sights for some weird fucking reason. And it's like fucking hard to get that magazine in there because you have to fucking like jam it in. You have to hinge it in. Other than that, the fucking AK 47 great gun compared to the AR 15, which is like just slap it in there willy nilly. It's good there. We can take it apart. We can attach sights. We can do all kinds of shit. [00:37:59] Speaker B: All I'm just saying is you mitigated three other nuclear powers as vodka. I forgot what you said about China. Fireworks. [00:38:10] Speaker A: Fireworks. Yeah. It's like fucking China is like TBU TikTok and fireworks. [00:38:17] Speaker B: All three of them. [00:38:18] Speaker A: Russia is just fucking complicated. Alphabets and vodka. And North Korea is like subsugation and fucking shitty internet and silly haircuts. Fuck all of them. Fucking South Korea is so much better. That's why fucking North Koreans run there and they're like, I love South Korea so much. It's like, yeah, no, it's pretty cool. South Korea should just go fucking take over North Korea and just make yeah, there we go. We own it all now. It's all just Korea again. [00:38:53] Speaker B: You really would support that war? [00:38:59] Speaker A: Not the innocence that would die. That would fucking suck. The innocent people in North Korea that don't want any of that smoke. That would suck for that. [00:39:10] Speaker B: What would suck it. Do you even realize that Seoul is within range of all that? Fucking the artillery of North Korea? It's estimated that within the first hour, I think it's like 2 million or some people, because there's like 26 million people that live in Seoul, which is like a third of South Korea's population. [00:39:36] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, Seoul is awesome. [00:39:38] Speaker B: And so they're all within North Korea's artillery and stuff. [00:39:43] Speaker A: But if North Korea ever fucking attempted to do that, they would all just die. We just went, you're gone again. [00:39:51] Speaker B: North Korea has nukes. China has nukes. Russia has nukes. [00:39:55] Speaker A: We have more nukes. [00:39:58] Speaker B: You're right. We have more nukes. [00:39:59] Speaker A: So again, it would just create a know catastrophe. And then everyone on planet Earth would probably die from nuclear poisoning, radiation poisoning and nuclear fallout, all that dumb bullshit. And we'd all fucking die. And then that would be the end of the human race. It's like, oh, we all died for soul. Worth it. Honestly worth it. I'd be happy with that. I wouldn't fucking shed a tear. It's like, oh, man, this is how the fucking human population ended. Cool. [00:40:35] Speaker B: Dude. [00:40:36] Speaker A: I fucking almost made it to 33. Whatever. But they're not going to do that because they know the fucking retaliation would be fucking insane. They know it. [00:40:47] Speaker B: That's the only reason why America and Britain, even though Britain is putting boots on the ground now that we haven't put boots on the ground in what's it called? Ukraine. But yeah, Britain is putting boots on. [00:41:01] Speaker A: The ground in Ukraine. [00:41:02] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:41:04] Speaker A: Yeah. Because Britain doesn't really have anything. They have like, hello, governor. We have Mr. Bean. Do you think he's funny? Oh, you don't? We have Top Gear. Do you think that's funny? What the fuck is wrong with we have Taskmaster with Greg Davis. Do you think that's funny? We have BBC. You have to have a license to watch television over here. Bob's your uncle. We have three wheeled vehicles that flip over all the time. Ha. Not worried about them. [00:41:44] Speaker B: They have their nuclear power. [00:41:47] Speaker A: I don't think they even understand how to do it. [00:41:52] Speaker B: What? [00:41:54] Speaker A: I don't see British people as a threat. Even their spy movies are fucking silly. Fucking the Kingsman fucking James Bond. [00:42:11] Speaker B: I don't know what to say to you, bro. [00:42:13] Speaker A: I know. You're just like, damn, why is he so fucking right? [00:42:17] Speaker B: You're so fucking wrong. So fucking wrong. So fucking wrong that you have not even you went backwards past Go. [00:42:28] Speaker A: I love being a villain, but yeah, I'd be 100% on board with the human race just going out in a blaze of glory. Of nuclear fire. [00:42:42] Speaker B: Blaze of glory, nuclear fire. [00:42:45] Speaker A: And it's like the aliens are probably don't want to go there. They're fighting again. It's like, yeah, let's leave. Let's go to Mars. It's a party over there. They just do drugs on the ground. [00:43:01] Speaker B: Where do you come up with these. [00:43:02] Speaker A: Ideas from my brain. They're fucking organic thoughts. Like, people might think it's like, oh, he's just being a character. It's like, sometimes I am. Sometimes I have to be a character just for the sake of the argument, and sometimes I not. And the fucking blaze of Galore. I want the world to go out in fucking nuclear hellfire. No, that'd be cool. I'd be down for like people be like, Alex, you're going to die, though. I'm like, yeah, and I'm going to die eventually. How cool would it be? Like, get to hell and be like, oh, I'm the last one here. Nice. [00:43:46] Speaker B: I think it's weird that you think there's a heaven and hell. [00:43:51] Speaker A: No, just fucking like, they're not going to hit fucking Colorado Springs with a nuke. Why would they waste the time? [00:43:59] Speaker B: NORAD? [00:44:01] Speaker A: What the fuck is NORAD? [00:44:04] Speaker B: What do you mean, what the fuck is NORAD? [00:44:08] Speaker A: Yeah, we are not rad. I get that. They'd hit Denver instead. [00:44:13] Speaker B: Are you being serious or are you being real right now? [00:44:16] Speaker A: I mean, a little bit of both. Like I know what NORAD is, okay? I have to make a joke of it. [00:44:23] Speaker B: I had to make sure I'm like, what the fuck is going on? [00:44:26] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, I feel like I can get into the Denver fucking nuclear bomb shelter. Before. [00:44:31] Speaker B: They're not going to bomb fucking Denver. They're going to bomb the Springs first. So if they were smart, they would bomb the Springs. Some places in Kentucky and some places in Montana. [00:44:47] Speaker A: Yeah, it'd be like Battleship from Billings. [00:44:54] Speaker B: No group. [00:44:56] Speaker A: They don't know. People over in other countries have no idea. Fucking the States in the United States of America, they don't know what the fucking they're like wee boo. [00:45:08] Speaker B: You're right. I think the average person wouldn't know. But I think the person who's launching a nuclear attack would know that. We keep a lot of our silos there. [00:45:18] Speaker A: Fuck. All we did in fucking Hawaii is just black out the curtains. I'm like, we have no idea where it's at. [00:45:26] Speaker B: What? [00:45:27] Speaker A: For Japan and Pearl Harbor, they just did blackouts, and they're like, we can't find it because they came into the night. [00:45:37] Speaker B: That was almost a century. [00:45:43] Speaker A: Mike. [00:45:44] Speaker B: I'm pretty sure they could see with. [00:45:45] Speaker A: The my grandpa was alive for he was in Pearl Harbor fair. He was there. [00:45:52] Speaker B: That's fair. Grandpa Wilson probably says a lot of racist things in his head. [00:45:58] Speaker A: I mean, no, he's dead, so he doesn't say anything racist in his head. There's nothing there anymore. [00:46:09] Speaker B: Not anymore. Jerk. [00:46:25] Speaker A: Would be allowed to say racist things. No, I'd say if you're 80 or above in 2023, you're allowed to say the N word. No, you're allowed if you're below, you can say the soft A to, like, 60. And then if you're below 60 in 2023, fucking get with the times. You're no longer allowed to say it. Sorry you fucking missed the cut off. It's like back in the day when you're able to buy fucking cigarettes at 18 in California. Now you have to be 21. Sorry you missed the cut off. I was one of the people that was able to buy cigarettes at 18. I remember them days. [00:47:11] Speaker B: Yeah, probably. I bought tons of wraps at 18. I used to smoke cigarettes. [00:47:18] Speaker A: No, I buy them for my friends. [00:47:20] Speaker B: No, I used to smoke cigarettes. Used to smoke camels. [00:47:25] Speaker A: You're like, I used to smoke Camel crushes. [00:47:28] Speaker B: I did smoke some Camel crushes at one point. But like, what's up? [00:47:36] Speaker A: Those are silly girly cigarettes. [00:47:38] Speaker B: Fuck off. [00:47:41] Speaker A: All right. [00:47:42] Speaker B: Why are they how is a cigarette gendered? [00:47:49] Speaker A: If they're like, the blue ones are for girls. The pink ones are for girls. Ones have little penises on the end are for girls. Yeah, they're just gendered. It is what it is. Like, the fucking black and milds. Those are for dudes. Black dudes. Have you ever seen a white guy smoking a black and mild? [00:48:13] Speaker B: Yes. [00:48:14] Speaker A: What? Point me out to him. Let me go kill him right now. Or fucking cover him in blackface. No, this is unacceptable. [00:48:22] Speaker B: I've had tons of fucking people in the hood with smoke white that smoke fucking blacks. [00:48:30] Speaker A: And then just throw it on the ground. Like, throw the fucking NPS on the ground back. [00:48:35] Speaker B: Also, I got made fun of for smoky Virginia Slims. [00:48:45] Speaker A: That's another one. [00:48:47] Speaker B: They're not fucking cigarettes are gendered. [00:48:52] Speaker A: That's like when you're almost out of weed and so you just fucking roll the last little half gram into a fucking joint and you roll it up and it's like is that a toothpick? [00:49:03] Speaker B: No. We call this pinners. We had a Fred Wiester nickname Pinner Parson because that's what he used to roll. [00:49:13] Speaker A: You fucking pull it out of your pocket. It's all like bent up like in the Cheech and Chung movie. It's like I think that's a toothpick, man. Wait a minute. That is a toothpick. Hi Mochi. I know we're talking but like. [00:49:34] Speaker B: You. [00:49:34] Speaker A: Want to be on the mic here. There and another thing on the topic of drugs. Do you think that legalizing the drugs is actually helping anything? [00:49:50] Speaker B: So are we talking about like Oregon? Oh no, wait, stop. My question is are we talking about legalizing statewide? Nationwide or citywide? [00:50:01] Speaker A: There's citywide legalization where well hello. [00:50:09] Speaker B: Hi. [00:50:11] Speaker A: Get away from that mochi. It's a trap. He's going to eat you. And if he eats you, I'm not going to stop him. [00:50:18] Speaker B: What's it called? Citywide ones? They have like in Austin, Texas, it's up to 2oz or it used to be up to 2oz at the cops discretion for pot where everywhere else in Texas it's pretty much like yeah, you got any bid on it, you're in trouble. [00:50:40] Speaker A: Okay. I'm talking more like know, like how Colorado has been like hey yeah, fucking, you know, psychedelics. Like psychedelic mushrooms are fine. [00:50:54] Speaker B: So again, everything has nuance. And so here's my issue. If you legalize anything in one state but it's criminalized or you or whatnot in another, then it's really easy to just go to the different state, traffic it to if we want effective stuff like that, it has to be nationwide. So like a nationwide pots legal. Because if you look at it in just a little bubble of Colorado, right, how about this? [00:51:41] Speaker A: Nationalize have weed legal nationwide and then have certain states make it illegal in their own, you know, fucking Everclear is fucking illegal in certain states. [00:51:53] Speaker B: No, I understand that's going to cause issues because again, just using Colorado example and using pot example, street level weed, cell not existent. I mean obviously there's a little bit but it's pretty much yeah, I haven't. [00:52:08] Speaker A: Seen anybody selling weed but like higher. [00:52:12] Speaker B: Level crime of buying houses and getting bigger weed or weed houses and then shipping that out of state. That has is again because there's states that it's still profitable to sell street level. And so that's what I mean by that. Same as the whole California Detroit thing of like yeah, well they have stricter gun laws yet they still have a lot of shootings and more guns there. It's because they left the state to go get guns at a less strict state and then brought it back into the state. [00:52:53] Speaker A: Yeah, with the whole Gavin Newsom thing. Fucking adding another 11% tax on fucking guns and ammo in California. You can just leave fucking California and go to another state, buy a gun there, and then come on back. [00:53:15] Speaker B: Right, but that's again, why I say that just a statewide ban on anything isn't going to be effective long run on fixing the initial problem. [00:53:27] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, if you go to a gun store, you'll walk in and you'll see some guns that are like California compliant because they have some silly mochi stop biting my microphone. Would you like to say hello? Say hello to the people. Yeah, they have California compliant fucking silly apparatuses on it. It's like, oh, yeah, this makes it fucking but like, anytime you go in and watch the Senate hearings on fucking gun control, it's know, do you believe that pistol know, make a gun more accurate? And they're like, well and they fucking run around the question because they don't want to fucking say no, the fucking pistol brace does not make it more accurate. All they want to really say is you can technically shoulder that fucking pistol with the pistol brace. And then yes, make it more accurate. So if you break the law with the pistol brace, it will become more accurate. [00:54:29] Speaker B: The senators are fucking dumb anyways. Yeah. [00:54:32] Speaker A: They're all fucking I don't know if. [00:54:33] Speaker B: You'Ve watched any of the Senate meetings about the internet and stuff, but that was fucking terrible. [00:54:40] Speaker A: What's that fucking oh, the It crowd. There's an episode in the It crowd where they tell their boss, who has no idea about anything, it related. She just gets a job because of whatever that the box controls that they give her like a blinky fucking red box. And they're like, this is the internet. And she takes it into a meeting, and they all believe it. They're like, oh, that's the internet. And she drops it or something. Something happens and like, oh, no, people are stupid. Old people are very stupid. [00:55:19] Speaker B: Yes. [00:55:20] Speaker A: So honestly yeah, just stop doing all that dumb ass bullshit and stop allowing old people in. [00:55:37] Speaker B: Stop allowing old people in. [00:55:39] Speaker A: Yeah. Make it a fucking age regulated job. If you're able to fucking discriminate on age. Like if you have to be 35 to become the president. [00:55:49] Speaker B: Oh, can I tell you this real quick? Just reminded me. Did you know there's four senators that were in our government that was born before chocolate chip cookies were? [00:56:03] Speaker A: Sure. [00:56:03] Speaker B: No, that's a legit mean. [00:56:06] Speaker A: You know, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, I'm sure, was one of them. [00:56:10] Speaker B: She wasn't a senator. [00:56:12] Speaker A: I don't know what a fucking senator or fucking I don't know what any of this shit is. Do I have to you can know. You can know for me. I can make tron. What's a senator? Who's our senator? Your basic civics who's our senator of Colorado? [00:56:30] Speaker B: What's up? [00:56:30] Speaker A: Who's our senator? [00:56:32] Speaker B: Lauren Boebert. [00:56:34] Speaker A: And a hot one. She is fucking getting her titties rub and everything. [00:56:39] Speaker B: She's our house rep. [00:56:42] Speaker A: So who's our senator? [00:56:43] Speaker B: I don't know who our senator is. [00:56:44] Speaker A: Oh, damn. So it looks like we're both wrong. That makes me feel better. Because you have no idea. Because it doesn't fucking matter. [00:56:54] Speaker B: It does matter. [00:56:55] Speaker A: Why? [00:56:56] Speaker B: What's up? [00:56:57] Speaker A: Why? [00:56:58] Speaker B: Because they're the ones making the decisions for us. [00:57:02] Speaker A: Do you know fucking calculus and trigonometry and algebra? [00:57:09] Speaker B: No. [00:57:10] Speaker A: You should. It's how the world, you know. [00:57:18] Speaker B: Oh, I did know one, not the other. I should have said it John Hickenlooper and Michael Bennett. I wouldn't have gotten Michael Bennett, but John Hickenlooper just because of the name. [00:57:30] Speaker A: I thought he was our governor. [00:57:32] Speaker B: What's up? [00:57:33] Speaker A: I thought he was a governor. I thought he was like the last governor before fucking no, he's our senator. Who is the last governor of Colorado? [00:57:44] Speaker B: He's been our senator since 2001. [00:57:52] Speaker A: Was John Hickenlooper the governor of Colorado? Oh, my gosh. He looks like Mr. Rogers. [00:58:02] Speaker B: And Polis is our governor. [00:58:04] Speaker A: Yeah, I know Polis is the governor now. I voted for him. [00:58:08] Speaker B: Yeah. So why do you think John Hickeloper was our governor? [00:58:11] Speaker A: Our last governor. [00:58:12] Speaker B: Oh, our last governor. Got you. [00:58:18] Speaker A: Yeah. 2021. Let's see. Yeah, he was the governor of Colorado. January 11, 2011 to January 8, 2019. 42nd governor of Colorado. Yeah. Boom. Who's right? I'm right as always. [00:58:37] Speaker B: I misheard the word. Last. [00:58:43] Speaker A: Governor of Colorado. Yeah, Jared Polis isn't really doing a whole fucking lot, but that's fine. Do whatever you want to do. I don't care. As long as you're not doing some dumb Gavin Newsom bullshit, I don't care. You can go buy bullets in a fucking different state. If you're going to go buy bulk bullets, buy, like, $10,000 of bullets. It's almost easier. Just go to a different state that doesn't have fucking sales tax and just go buy all your fucking ammunition there and then come on back. There's nothing illegal about that. [00:59:32] Speaker B: That's what people used to do from Canada and just come on down. I don't know if it's still like that, but at one point their currency was more and like Montana, you also don't pay sales tax. [00:59:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:59:52] Speaker B: 1938 is when chocolate chip cookies were invented. Yeah. [00:59:56] Speaker A: Giftiest. Fucking old ass. Fogeys the fuck out of here. Oh, shit. We're already at an hour. I just looked up to see how much time we've done. I'm like, oh, fuck. But yeah, we'll go ahead and end right there. Yeah, we should get rid of these old fucking people. We should fucking catapult them into heaven. And if they land in the ocean, they weren't meant to go to heaven. [01:00:21] Speaker B: I don't think we should witch trials these people. [01:00:24] Speaker A: We never fucking catapulted any witches, okay? Ever. [01:00:29] Speaker B: Same basic theory of like, oh, well, if they drowned, they were witch or they weren't witch. Which one was it? [01:00:36] Speaker A: It's if you're lighter than a duck. [01:00:40] Speaker B: Lighter than a duck? [01:00:42] Speaker A: Did you not watch Monty Python? [01:00:44] Speaker B: No. [01:00:45] Speaker A: It's like it what else is lighter than water? [01:00:50] Speaker B: I watched, like, 30 minutes of Monty Python. I was like, this is a little racist. [01:00:54] Speaker A: I feel it was at the beginning, too. We could build a bridge out of her, but don't. Bridges also made of stone and some dumb bullshit. It was a great fucking movie. [01:01:08] Speaker B: It's a terrible movie. [01:01:10] Speaker A: I love racist old movies like fucking Blazing Saddles. No, you're not even going to go there. [01:01:19] Speaker B: No. [01:01:20] Speaker A: No one moves. No, that scene exactly popped in your head. Where are the white women at? [01:01:28] Speaker B: No. Anyways. [01:01:31] Speaker A: But yeah, we're going to end right there. Follow me. Instagram, Twitter, Twitch, all that dumb bullshit. Alex at truck. I'm all over that. Well, not really on Twitch, but I'll get to some horror games. This fucking hallow or this October. I should probably start today. [01:01:49] Speaker B: But you should start today. [01:01:52] Speaker A: Maybe it's the first. Maybe I have fucking comedy to do later today and then some. You mind openers to do? Yeah, I have shit to do. You can find Tron at Troniwani on YouTube. Yeah, I'm sure he has a Twitter that you can go fucking argue with him on. He'll probably never reveal that. He hasn't revealed that to me. So I'm just like, just go look for tranny. Wanty on fucking X or whatever. [01:02:31] Speaker B: Dead name. [01:02:32] Speaker A: It Twitter. Yeah, they don't care. I just call it X. I don't give a fuck. I don't actually use it. [01:02:43] Speaker B: I'll never call it X. [01:02:45] Speaker A: Don't give it to you. [01:02:47] Speaker B: Terrible product name. [01:02:48] Speaker A: Don't bring it to you. It's great. I love it. He should make, like, fucking two more companies and just rename them S and E. Then you can be like, I have sex. [01:03:00] Speaker B: Oh, also play starfield. [01:03:03] Speaker A: Are you, like, fucking streaming that on YouTube or anything? Or in twitch. [01:03:08] Speaker B: No, I should. [01:03:09] Speaker A: You should? [01:03:09] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:03:10] Speaker A: I mean, it'd be fucking you know, it'd be like, oh, I'm getting murdered by pirates. Space pirates. They're space butt pirates. [01:03:19] Speaker B: Oh, no, I use the exploding shotgun. [01:03:24] Speaker A: That's what he calls his dick, the exploding shotgun. Yes. Hawk it a few times. [01:03:29] Speaker B: I mean, hey, I do do that. Fuck double entendre. [01:03:35] Speaker A: All right, see you all next week. [01:03:36] Speaker B: Bye. Peace.